Spring Break
The best way to make-up
Vivian Stockton
Issue date: 11/5/09 Section: Opinion
"Pirates and Salty Wenches" is for entertainment purposes only. Vivian Stockton is not a certified sex columnist. She can only offer advice of an experienced college student. Please direct all comments, questions or concerns to the Editor in Chief, at editor@theeastcarolinian.com
With practically only one month left in the semester, we are all getting a little frazzled. And it just so happens that high levels of stress mixed with late nights studying make it so much easier to become quite irritated with your partner. Next thing you know, that ridiculous argument has manifested into an unnecessary fight that has your hands at each other's throats.
But have no fear, make-up sex is here! There is nothing better than the steamy, animalistic sex that occurs after a blowout fight. Your passions are high and words are no longer expressive enough, so you just give in to uninhibited love making and before you know it, the two of you have practically forgotten what you were fighting about in the first place.
Make-up sex comes in a few variations as explained by David Strovny, sex education correspondent, in his article, "The Advantages of Make-Up Sex."
Most notably, there are:
"Don't touch me, I'm angry"
Strovny says that this particular brand of make-up sex could involve a little physical aggression and is more raw. Your partner may even be apprehensive to let you touch her. But by grabbing her by the face and deeply kissing her and not allowing her to fully calm down, you could find yourself diving headlong into a sea of passionate, rip-each-other's-clothes-off sex. You're less likely to be inhibited in your sexual desires as your emotions segue from hostile to hot -- and let's be honest, the less inhibited you are, the more pleasurable the sex can be.
"I'll do anything, just don't go"
This kind is usually brought about when the fight has been your fault. Here you show your partner how apologetic you are and how much she truly means to you. Strovny says this kind of sex can be "earth-shattering, considering you're making her feel like a million dollars because you're behaving in a vulnerable manner." Revealing how lost you would be without your partner can create the perfect mood for sincere love-making.
With practically only one month left in the semester, we are all getting a little frazzled. And it just so happens that high levels of stress mixed with late nights studying make it so much easier to become quite irritated with your partner. Next thing you know, that ridiculous argument has manifested into an unnecessary fight that has your hands at each other's throats.
But have no fear, make-up sex is here! There is nothing better than the steamy, animalistic sex that occurs after a blowout fight. Your passions are high and words are no longer expressive enough, so you just give in to uninhibited love making and before you know it, the two of you have practically forgotten what you were fighting about in the first place.
Make-up sex comes in a few variations as explained by David Strovny, sex education correspondent, in his article, "The Advantages of Make-Up Sex."
Most notably, there are:
"Don't touch me, I'm angry"
Strovny says that this particular brand of make-up sex could involve a little physical aggression and is more raw. Your partner may even be apprehensive to let you touch her. But by grabbing her by the face and deeply kissing her and not allowing her to fully calm down, you could find yourself diving headlong into a sea of passionate, rip-each-other's-clothes-off sex. You're less likely to be inhibited in your sexual desires as your emotions segue from hostile to hot -- and let's be honest, the less inhibited you are, the more pleasurable the sex can be.
"I'll do anything, just don't go"
This kind is usually brought about when the fight has been your fault. Here you show your partner how apologetic you are and how much she truly means to you. Strovny says this kind of sex can be "earth-shattering, considering you're making her feel like a million dollars because you're behaving in a vulnerable manner." Revealing how lost you would be without your partner can create the perfect mood for sincere love-making.
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tired of this
posted 11/08/09 @ 5:06 PM EST
Is this column really necessary? It really just makes ECU look like the trashy place it's rumored to be. Think of parents looking up the newspaper of the school their child is going to attend, and finding only a few articles, and one which takes up a 1/4 of a page is this trash. (Continued…)
Happy...
posted 11/09/09 @ 2:19 PM EST
Happy I read the 1st paragraph// Saved me the trouble of reading through another trash article...Should have thrown this one away in those new Blue trash cans
Bittersquid
posted 11/10/09 @ 3:19 PM EST
Thanks for reminding me once again that the last time I got laid was 2005...makes me feel so wonderful about myself.
I just love how you talk down about folks who aren't good-looking enough, or not popular enough, or not cool enough. (Continued…)
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