Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 11/3/09 Section: Opinion
I figured out how to play Pokémon on my computer! I have a feeling my GPA is going to be dropping very soon
To my roommate: Stop being so cheap and pay me for the printer ink and surge protector. Or you don't get to print essays or watch TV. And the TV's mine. So give over the remote.
I'm sorry that the only people that "like" you are people that you have slept with and even they think you are a slut.
According to the preacher we are all going to hell for doing everyday things so stop arguing with him.
If electricity has electrons, then what does morality have?
Just because you share the same general facial features of a rat doesn't give you the right to act like one and sleep with all of your boyfriend's best friends.
Why do the vast majority of math professors wear socks with their sandals??
To the person saying missing one hubcap on your car looked stupid: Thanks a lot, now my car is self-conscious :'(
Quarter tank of gas: 7 dollars. Mission Impossible theme song on iTunes: 99 cents. Stealing pumpkins in the dead of night with your best friend: Priceless.
I don't know who ate my roommate's Oreo truffle, but I'm 99.9 percent sure it was some sort of paranormal being residing in my apartment. Is there a Greenville Ghostbusters?
I hate the jerks who comment on the pirate rants online about how people are "making the school look bad." I get your point, but do you really think anyone wants to read about how I'm studying for my bio test?
True Life: I'm Addicted to Facebook Games.
GO HOME if you're going to have a 30-minute long conversation on your phone in the library. I come here to study and get away from the 22 girls I live with who are just like you and never shut up.
To guys who keep changing my background on my computer to gay porn: You're the ones looking it up.
To my roommate: Stop being so cheap and pay me for the printer ink and surge protector. Or you don't get to print essays or watch TV. And the TV's mine. So give over the remote.
I'm sorry that the only people that "like" you are people that you have slept with and even they think you are a slut.
According to the preacher we are all going to hell for doing everyday things so stop arguing with him.
If electricity has electrons, then what does morality have?
Just because you share the same general facial features of a rat doesn't give you the right to act like one and sleep with all of your boyfriend's best friends.
Why do the vast majority of math professors wear socks with their sandals??
To the person saying missing one hubcap on your car looked stupid: Thanks a lot, now my car is self-conscious :'(
Quarter tank of gas: 7 dollars. Mission Impossible theme song on iTunes: 99 cents. Stealing pumpkins in the dead of night with your best friend: Priceless.
I don't know who ate my roommate's Oreo truffle, but I'm 99.9 percent sure it was some sort of paranormal being residing in my apartment. Is there a Greenville Ghostbusters?
I hate the jerks who comment on the pirate rants online about how people are "making the school look bad." I get your point, but do you really think anyone wants to read about how I'm studying for my bio test?
True Life: I'm Addicted to Facebook Games.
GO HOME if you're going to have a 30-minute long conversation on your phone in the library. I come here to study and get away from the 22 girls I live with who are just like you and never shut up.
To guys who keep changing my background on my computer to gay porn: You're the ones looking it up.
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Theo
posted 11/03/09 @ 1:28 AM EST
lol meatspin is so gay. My cousin showed it to me one time and i freaked out.
Ash
posted 11/03/09 @ 10:05 AM EST
"They should replace Valentine's Day with Halloween Spring edition."
I totally agree. Can we start a petition or something?
Aaarrrggghhh!
posted 11/03/09 @ 10:29 AM EST
"Why are they asking us to "Black-out" for the next football game? I already blackout for every game no matter what!"
I agree, we must be ahead of the game. (Continued…)
Wall
posted 11/03/09 @ 10:42 AM EST
how old is your neighbor? meatspin is so highschool "300 spins!"
Yo
posted 11/03/09 @ 5:42 PM EST
i didnt kow zombies could drive or knew how to use nerf guns. odd
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