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The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 7/1/09 Section: Opinion
These incoming freshmen all look 14.
Basic math: ECU > UNC
Making and spending money, laughing and acting funny.
Thanks to the housekeeper/facilities guy who found my phone this morning! You're a life saver!
Hey, if you're going to clip your nails, at least close the door! I can't stand hearing that clip, clip, clip! Are you clipping your fingers and toes?!
To the men who stole from us: You must have been really desperate and had lookouts to be able to hit 5 houses in one evening! Revenge is mine, says the Lord. I will leave it to Him.
I need to get laid. Pronto!
ATTN LADIES: Please wear thongs!! Short shorts are acceptable too. Thanks, Male population
I'm sad MJ is dead.
I hate summer classes.
I miss Greenville.
I miss all of my friends.... but being in summer school is still a lot better then being home.
I think I have fallen in love with a cop.
Dear ECU, Don't budget cut necessary things like A/C... Sincerely, the summer school students
You know you're falling asleep in class when your teacher becomes blurry and eventually fades away.
THRILLER!
ECU needs to invest in a waiting pool. While you're waiting for the bus in the hot sun, you wait in a nice, cool pool. The solution for winter is a hot tub.
Don't you hate when you sit down and get your whole book bag unpacked and then you have to take a crap?
There's this weird girl who is always staring at me...
Basic math: ECU > UNC
Making and spending money, laughing and acting funny.
Thanks to the housekeeper/facilities guy who found my phone this morning! You're a life saver!
Hey, if you're going to clip your nails, at least close the door! I can't stand hearing that clip, clip, clip! Are you clipping your fingers and toes?!
To the men who stole from us: You must have been really desperate and had lookouts to be able to hit 5 houses in one evening! Revenge is mine, says the Lord. I will leave it to Him.
I need to get laid. Pronto!
ATTN LADIES: Please wear thongs!! Short shorts are acceptable too. Thanks, Male population
I'm sad MJ is dead.
I hate summer classes.
I miss Greenville.
I miss all of my friends.... but being in summer school is still a lot better then being home.
I think I have fallen in love with a cop.
Dear ECU, Don't budget cut necessary things like A/C... Sincerely, the summer school students
You know you're falling asleep in class when your teacher becomes blurry and eventually fades away.
THRILLER!
ECU needs to invest in a waiting pool. While you're waiting for the bus in the hot sun, you wait in a nice, cool pool. The solution for winter is a hot tub.
Don't you hate when you sit down and get your whole book bag unpacked and then you have to take a crap?
There's this weird girl who is always staring at me...
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Allie
posted 7/08/09 @ 4:06 PM EST
To the ranter who was burglarized - I'm assuming you live in College View/Tar River neighborhood where there was an onslaught of break-ins the past several weeks. (Continued…)
Just wanted to clarify for Allie
posted 7/09/09 @ 1:01 AM EST
The police department does not report crimes to the newspaper. Every police report filed in America has copies made of it for public consumption, which are generally placed in a notebook for anyone who wishes to drop by the station to take a look at it. (Continued…)
Notice of disruption to access of records at GPD
posted 7/09/09 @ 1:20 PM EST
Thank you for clarifying how the newspaper obtains the police information, but regardless of how The Daily Reflector gets the information it is currently a records-access problem at GPD that is the issue. (Continued…)
Do your research
posted 7/10/09 @ 1:59 PM EST
I just spoke with the GPD records department and since June 9 there have been "computer quirks and mapping issues" that have prohibited police report information from being available. (Continued…)
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