Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 6/24/09 Section: Opinion
So if you are expected to give money to a cause, is that in fact a donation?
To the people that thought it would be so funny to open SafeRide's gas tank at the stop light: Just to let you know, I have your license plate number and it will be in the hands of the police shortly. Laughing now?
To the drunk girl leaving downtown that stole one of the yellow traffic cones: Thank you, that was hilarious
Shut up Heifer.
How long will it take Parking to take down Judi Bailey's reserved space? She doesn't work here anymore.
Considering I've purchased milk from the Wright Place in the past that had chunks in it, I'd say if today's the 19th and the expiration date is the 18th, it's time to throw the milk out.
Alcohol, throw up and sex... yup... it smells like a party.
You know you're in Greenville when you're downtown and cop asks you for a nickel bag.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby, LET ME KNOW!! Call me!
You're not the person I fell in love with four years ago. I miss you.
North Campus has 2-3 pools already open. Tar River only has one pool and it's not open yet.. ?! What's the deal here, guys?!
I don't want to write this paper. :(
Why isn't there more time off between summer sessions!?!?
You had the attention of all four girls at the bus stop while you were walking your puppy this morning. Guess it's true what they say about dogs.
It's my last summer in college and I don't know what to do now that summer classes are over.
I'm going to miss seeing the hot bus driver the rest of the summer.
To the people that thought it would be so funny to open SafeRide's gas tank at the stop light: Just to let you know, I have your license plate number and it will be in the hands of the police shortly. Laughing now?
To the drunk girl leaving downtown that stole one of the yellow traffic cones: Thank you, that was hilarious
Shut up Heifer.
How long will it take Parking to take down Judi Bailey's reserved space? She doesn't work here anymore.
Considering I've purchased milk from the Wright Place in the past that had chunks in it, I'd say if today's the 19th and the expiration date is the 18th, it's time to throw the milk out.
Alcohol, throw up and sex... yup... it smells like a party.
You know you're in Greenville when you're downtown and cop asks you for a nickel bag.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby, LET ME KNOW!! Call me!
You're not the person I fell in love with four years ago. I miss you.
North Campus has 2-3 pools already open. Tar River only has one pool and it's not open yet.. ?! What's the deal here, guys?!
I don't want to write this paper. :(
Why isn't there more time off between summer sessions!?!?
You had the attention of all four girls at the bus stop while you were walking your puppy this morning. Guess it's true what they say about dogs.
It's my last summer in college and I don't know what to do now that summer classes are over.
I'm going to miss seeing the hot bus driver the rest of the summer.
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