Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 6/3/09 Section: Opinion
To the blonde guy in the tow truck who honked the horn at me Tuesday: You made my day :D
With all these budget cuts, can't we start with the employees at all levels who lag around not doing their jobs? There are plenty of people out there who would appreciate the position more and get more work done.
If I still can't get a job after going through graduate school I'm coming back to ECU to be a housekeeping person. Most laid back job ever with no worries of getting fired!
You know you're whipped when you've been told that you may wear the pants, but your girlfriend is the belt that holds them up!
Please just do us both a huge favor and finally let me go. It's been a year.
How does it feel to be a total outcast from all your frat brothers? Thank your mom.
The library has never been so empty before.
I walked into Chick-fil-a and it was gone! FML
I'm a graduating senior who has never had a pirate rant posted. Prove me wrong ECU!
I am in love with the most beautiful girl in the world. I love you, Hannah!
So, I've got a speech to do in 30 minutes, but I have to take a dump. Should I leave campus to go release the fury or do I tough it out? Find out next week!
Trying to fart in the library is the most difficult thing to do.
That's what she said...
Who here thinks that our MIS teacher should live with the little people? Anyone?
Kate sure did complain about doing stuff by herself for the kid's birthday party. She better get used to it...
Who wants to take a bet on who will have a reality dating show? Jon or Kate?
Every time I come home you are watching TV! I am surprised your brain has not turned to mush yet!
I Can't stand this math class anymore! Someone get Chuck Norris to kill me.
I can forgive you for breaking my heart but my best friends? Nope. You better watch out, next year is going to be interesting!
With all these budget cuts, can't we start with the employees at all levels who lag around not doing their jobs? There are plenty of people out there who would appreciate the position more and get more work done.
If I still can't get a job after going through graduate school I'm coming back to ECU to be a housekeeping person. Most laid back job ever with no worries of getting fired!
You know you're whipped when you've been told that you may wear the pants, but your girlfriend is the belt that holds them up!
Please just do us both a huge favor and finally let me go. It's been a year.
How does it feel to be a total outcast from all your frat brothers? Thank your mom.
The library has never been so empty before.
I walked into Chick-fil-a and it was gone! FML
I'm a graduating senior who has never had a pirate rant posted. Prove me wrong ECU!
I am in love with the most beautiful girl in the world. I love you, Hannah!
So, I've got a speech to do in 30 minutes, but I have to take a dump. Should I leave campus to go release the fury or do I tough it out? Find out next week!
Trying to fart in the library is the most difficult thing to do.
That's what she said...
Who here thinks that our MIS teacher should live with the little people? Anyone?
Kate sure did complain about doing stuff by herself for the kid's birthday party. She better get used to it...
Who wants to take a bet on who will have a reality dating show? Jon or Kate?
Every time I come home you are watching TV! I am surprised your brain has not turned to mush yet!
I Can't stand this math class anymore! Someone get Chuck Norris to kill me.
I can forgive you for breaking my heart but my best friends? Nope. You better watch out, next year is going to be interesting!
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Janet Potter
posted 6/03/09 @ 8:31 AM EST
I just want to tell Matt Nunn that I am so very proud of him for finally getting his pirate rants published but I can only figure out 7 of them that belong to him and I can't wait til next week to see what happens
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