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Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 5/27/09 Section: Opinion
To the girl SLUUUURRRPING her drink in the computer lab every time she took a sip...next time use a straw...Thanks
Goodbye newly acquired bff. This is the last set of Pirate Rants we will ever read together. Did you ever think we'd be so friendship compatible?
It sucks when you wonder the whole day who the hell took you home from downtown the night before and you can't figure out where your car is, and you look outside to find your car in the parking lot and you just then realize...I drove myself home
I wouldn't be as mad at the fact that all our guy friends like you if your IQ were at least half my shoe size.
To the guy who was sitting in his car in the library parking lot late at night during exam week: I'm glad I walked by and caught you masturbating.
I graduated in May 2008...oh how I wish I'd taken the "6-year plan"
Having an argument on your phone in the library is really rude. Hang up the phone.
What kind of wuss keys an apartment door?
It's not just awesome that I walked in on you brushing your teeth. It's awesome that I walked in on you brushing your teeth, naked, using my tooth brush.
I went to KFC (the one near 10th street) to get chicken for my family and me, AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH CHICKEN TO FILL MY ORDER!!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? YOU'VE BEEN SELLING CHICKEN FOR HOW MANY YEARS?? AND YOU HAVE THE WORD CHICKEN IN YOUR NAME!!! CHICKEN SHOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU RUN OUT OF!!! Someone should write an opinion post about this....
I graduated from ECU with an Education degree and no job lined up for next school year...could the budget be approved so I can have a job...please!
A joker comes out of the clock at Joyner Library?
Well seems the guys are only wearing knee high black socks. You are correct any knee high socks are horrible. But when did all the guys think that black socks all the way up their legs and black shoes were attractive??
Goodbye newly acquired bff. This is the last set of Pirate Rants we will ever read together. Did you ever think we'd be so friendship compatible?
It sucks when you wonder the whole day who the hell took you home from downtown the night before and you can't figure out where your car is, and you look outside to find your car in the parking lot and you just then realize...I drove myself home
I wouldn't be as mad at the fact that all our guy friends like you if your IQ were at least half my shoe size.
To the guy who was sitting in his car in the library parking lot late at night during exam week: I'm glad I walked by and caught you masturbating.
I graduated in May 2008...oh how I wish I'd taken the "6-year plan"
Having an argument on your phone in the library is really rude. Hang up the phone.
What kind of wuss keys an apartment door?
It's not just awesome that I walked in on you brushing your teeth. It's awesome that I walked in on you brushing your teeth, naked, using my tooth brush.
I went to KFC (the one near 10th street) to get chicken for my family and me, AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH CHICKEN TO FILL MY ORDER!!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN? YOU'VE BEEN SELLING CHICKEN FOR HOW MANY YEARS?? AND YOU HAVE THE WORD CHICKEN IN YOUR NAME!!! CHICKEN SHOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU RUN OUT OF!!! Someone should write an opinion post about this....
I graduated from ECU with an Education degree and no job lined up for next school year...could the budget be approved so I can have a job...please!
A joker comes out of the clock at Joyner Library?
Well seems the guys are only wearing knee high black socks. You are correct any knee high socks are horrible. But when did all the guys think that black socks all the way up their legs and black shoes were attractive??
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CJ
posted 5/27/09 @ 12:49 PM EST
You are disposable, sorry. Next.
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