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Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 5/20/09 Section: Opinion
To the people who stand outside of Dowdy and try to hand me flyers: Stop. I'm not interested.
Rehab needs to start wiping up their floors, because I'm sick of busting my ass in front of everyone in a tiny dress and heels.
Did my professor really just say, "We'll shoot through this stuff like crap through a goose"?
I love Chinese food, but due to the language barrier, ordering it is a pain in the butt!
I saw a sign showing what a word might look like if you were dyslexic... When I read it, the word looked correct to me...
I get it, I have a big booty. I know I look good from behind. But if I hear one more remark from the boys…
Do you actually need a monogrammed headband? Are you that likely to forget your name where everything you own has your initials on it?
Hair down and painted finger nails: hello summer and good bye nursing school!
Dollar beer is not a good deal. Beers are just overpriced the rest of the time.
Have you ever made fun of someone and then found out that they were retarded? That happens to me way too often.
Most common used phrase on ECU campus: "Are you going out tonight?"
If you'd stop screwing around with all the brothers in the frat then maybe we'd like you more...
How do you sleep knowing all I do is think of you?
I finally figured out how to submit Pirate Rants and I can't think of anything witty to say. Go figure...
Roommate, when I trimmed my pubic hair, I put it in your desk chair and drawer. You never saw it! HAHA
It gets annoying when you're doing a paper on President Obama and spell check has no clue.
Blame it on the Alcohol, Jamie Foxx has just given more than half of ECU's girl population their perfect excuse!
You're right, Jews can't be pirates
Is it bad that I am running out of money and I am more worried that I won't be able to afford beer than food?
Rehab needs to start wiping up their floors, because I'm sick of busting my ass in front of everyone in a tiny dress and heels.
Did my professor really just say, "We'll shoot through this stuff like crap through a goose"?
I love Chinese food, but due to the language barrier, ordering it is a pain in the butt!
I saw a sign showing what a word might look like if you were dyslexic... When I read it, the word looked correct to me...
I get it, I have a big booty. I know I look good from behind. But if I hear one more remark from the boys…
Do you actually need a monogrammed headband? Are you that likely to forget your name where everything you own has your initials on it?
Hair down and painted finger nails: hello summer and good bye nursing school!
Dollar beer is not a good deal. Beers are just overpriced the rest of the time.
Have you ever made fun of someone and then found out that they were retarded? That happens to me way too often.
Most common used phrase on ECU campus: "Are you going out tonight?"
If you'd stop screwing around with all the brothers in the frat then maybe we'd like you more...
How do you sleep knowing all I do is think of you?
I finally figured out how to submit Pirate Rants and I can't think of anything witty to say. Go figure...
Roommate, when I trimmed my pubic hair, I put it in your desk chair and drawer. You never saw it! HAHA
It gets annoying when you're doing a paper on President Obama and spell check has no clue.
Blame it on the Alcohol, Jamie Foxx has just given more than half of ECU's girl population their perfect excuse!
You're right, Jews can't be pirates
Is it bad that I am running out of money and I am more worried that I won't be able to afford beer than food?
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Jewish Pirate
posted 5/19/09 @ 11:24 PM EST
Excuse me.. Jews can be pirates.. you are just an asshole
Alicia
posted 9/23/09 @ 10:34 AM EST
To the guy passed out in the grass outside of S&T today...what were you thinking?
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