Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/23/09 Section: Opinion
The new Miss USA graduated from ECU! Hell, yea!
I love how all my boyfriend pays for is beer and Halo Maps.
Girls: Don't scream, holler and wave at me while I'm on my motorcycle if you're not going to sleep with me.
Dear roommate, the common room is for everyone. In the future, please go to your own room to go down on your boyfriend. Thanks!
Dear third floor neighbor, you were looking really cute without a shirt on the other night. From, the second floor "peeping toms."
BCM stole a win in kickball, then wanted to know if we wanted to pray. Any other night it would've been a yes.
Yes, I'm completely implying that I want to hook up with you on my balcony.
You're really a man. I know you are. God would not dare make a woman that ugly.
To the guy who was riding home to University Manor on Friday: I found you extremely attractive and I enjoyed our conversation. If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would have definitely tried to get with you.
Thing I never thought I'd do #23: Wake up still drunk on a couch in the HOOD with no clue how I got there or how to get home. CHECK.
You know you are a Pirate when: You pass out while peeing on the toilet, wake up five minutes later with your head against the stall, pants down and thoroughly confused.
Cute photographer: You're always my favorite part of semi and formal!
I texted my boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML.
On my way to Brewster this morning, I almost tripped right into one of those huge bushes. I could have been lost in there for days.
I feel sorry for people who use fake pictures/names on the Internet. That is just low.
To the girl in the extremely short black dress on the 901 Friday night: Please wear underwear next time. Please.
When I have a bad day, I turn to fmylife.com. Reading other peoples' failures seems to brighten my day. Does this make me a horrible person?
I love how all my boyfriend pays for is beer and Halo Maps.
Girls: Don't scream, holler and wave at me while I'm on my motorcycle if you're not going to sleep with me.
Dear roommate, the common room is for everyone. In the future, please go to your own room to go down on your boyfriend. Thanks!
Dear third floor neighbor, you were looking really cute without a shirt on the other night. From, the second floor "peeping toms."
BCM stole a win in kickball, then wanted to know if we wanted to pray. Any other night it would've been a yes.
Yes, I'm completely implying that I want to hook up with you on my balcony.
You're really a man. I know you are. God would not dare make a woman that ugly.
To the guy who was riding home to University Manor on Friday: I found you extremely attractive and I enjoyed our conversation. If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would have definitely tried to get with you.
Thing I never thought I'd do #23: Wake up still drunk on a couch in the HOOD with no clue how I got there or how to get home. CHECK.
You know you are a Pirate when: You pass out while peeing on the toilet, wake up five minutes later with your head against the stall, pants down and thoroughly confused.
Cute photographer: You're always my favorite part of semi and formal!
I texted my boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML.
On my way to Brewster this morning, I almost tripped right into one of those huge bushes. I could have been lost in there for days.
I feel sorry for people who use fake pictures/names on the Internet. That is just low.
To the girl in the extremely short black dress on the 901 Friday night: Please wear underwear next time. Please.
When I have a bad day, I turn to fmylife.com. Reading other peoples' failures seems to brighten my day. Does this make me a horrible person?
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JackBlack
posted 4/23/09 @ 1:13 AM EST
_ _ _ _ _ _ smashed the homeys! _ _ _ _ _ _ she smashed the homeys!!
NY
posted 4/23/09 @ 12:37 PM EST
To the douche that said "if your from NY, go back."
I'm personally not going back to NY because the weather is much better here than it is up there. It's also easier to get jobs down here than NY. (Continued…)
Kaitlyn
posted 4/23/09 @ 4:49 PM EST
"Am I the only person who thinks the "I Love College" song is one of the worst pieces of music ever written?"
No - there are at least two of us who realize Asher Roth is the brokedown, low-rent version of Eminem circa 2002. (Continued…)
CL
posted 4/25/09 @ 3:30 AM EST
The other day, my roommate walked into our apartment with the music blaring, and saw me doing an awkward pose and when he asked what I was doing. I replied, SLAPPING DA BASS MAN!
*I thought that this was one of the funniest parts of the movie. (Continued…)
Ash
posted 4/27/09 @ 9:08 AM EST
"Am I the only girl who doesn't understand the fascination with Robert Pattinson? He isn't even that attractive."
No, I'm totally with you. I just don't see it
haterrr
posted 4/28/09 @ 10:19 AM EST
the two girls who think Rob Pattinson is not SUPER AMAZING HOTTTTT STUFFF..... you HAVE TO BE G A Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH EACH OTHER MIGHT I ADD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MULTI TALENTED!
HATERZ
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