Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/21/09 Section: Opinion
Dude, seriously, wash your freaking shirt. I bet I've seen you wear the same one at least four times in the last week.
Please stop trying to get my number. I thought yelling NO to you three times downtown would give you a hint.
To the couple in my o-chem class: We get it. You are together. Super. I feel like the only thing you have left to do to prove you two love each other is mark each other with urine. It's gross and rather distracting. Please stop. Thanks, the rest of the class.
No, the girl who you met two weeks ago cannot come live with us rent-free over the summer AND not pay for cable/utilities/food.
Make the world a better place. Punch a Yankee in the face! GO SOX!
Will some girls respond to the exotic dancer classified ad? 'Cause I'm tired of reading it!
To the blonde in the white BMW: I'm the guy that walked to the car facing you in the rain. You like what you saw?
Smoking cigarettes is a sin? I didn't know that. Thanks for enlightening me, crazy preacher guy.
To the girl in the car who let me walk across Charles yesterday: Thank you, but I almost got hit by a car because you were so cute! It was totally worth it.
Eating takeout and microwaved food in your room every day makes the whole suite smell. We don't like you. Please leave.
Thank you ECU for my beer belly. Most fun I've ever had gaining 10 pounds.
Sometimes I think I miss you. Then I realize I'm just horny.
Your beard is reaching new levels of nasty.
To the guy I was hooking up with in his car: Just because you said, "Come on, we're in college," doesn't make me want to get with you ... re-think your game.
Booty is booty. Sir Mix-A-Lot is a wise man.
I saw a cute girl turn her head and stare at a guy's rear end when they walked past each other on my way back to class. I soon after discovered that I don't quite know how to flex my own butt when I passed her myself.
Dear moody friend, I'm sorry that you hate your life, but the sun is shining. Please don't rain on my parade.
Please stop trying to get my number. I thought yelling NO to you three times downtown would give you a hint.
To the couple in my o-chem class: We get it. You are together. Super. I feel like the only thing you have left to do to prove you two love each other is mark each other with urine. It's gross and rather distracting. Please stop. Thanks, the rest of the class.
No, the girl who you met two weeks ago cannot come live with us rent-free over the summer AND not pay for cable/utilities/food.
Make the world a better place. Punch a Yankee in the face! GO SOX!
Will some girls respond to the exotic dancer classified ad? 'Cause I'm tired of reading it!
To the blonde in the white BMW: I'm the guy that walked to the car facing you in the rain. You like what you saw?
Smoking cigarettes is a sin? I didn't know that. Thanks for enlightening me, crazy preacher guy.
To the girl in the car who let me walk across Charles yesterday: Thank you, but I almost got hit by a car because you were so cute! It was totally worth it.
Eating takeout and microwaved food in your room every day makes the whole suite smell. We don't like you. Please leave.
Thank you ECU for my beer belly. Most fun I've ever had gaining 10 pounds.
Sometimes I think I miss you. Then I realize I'm just horny.
Your beard is reaching new levels of nasty.
To the guy I was hooking up with in his car: Just because you said, "Come on, we're in college," doesn't make me want to get with you ... re-think your game.
Booty is booty. Sir Mix-A-Lot is a wise man.
I saw a cute girl turn her head and stare at a guy's rear end when they walked past each other on my way back to class. I soon after discovered that I don't quite know how to flex my own butt when I passed her myself.
Dear moody friend, I'm sorry that you hate your life, but the sun is shining. Please don't rain on my parade.
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Hmm
posted 4/21/09 @ 1:40 AM EST
Anybody else notice that their bill for summer school went WAY, WAY up?
It's pretty clear what ECU's answer to their financial crisis is going to be . (Continued…)
Morgan
posted 4/21/09 @ 7:56 PM EST
You probably shouldn't be complaining about the price of in-state tuition for summer courses. It could be a lot worse.
That girl
posted 4/22/09 @ 2:12 AM EST
Yeah, i pay my own OUT OF STATE tuition. So deal with your $5000 or whatever a year and imagine paying out of state. No decent school in my state is less than $20,000. (Continued…)
Morgan
posted 4/22/09 @ 4:49 PM EST
Believe me when speak for my fellow out of state residents when I say you're not only full of yourself but in need of a reality check. If you're complaining about the price of 7 credit hours at an in-state tuition rate you should check to see how much ONE summer class costs an out of state student. (Continued…)
joe gallano
posted 4/22/09 @ 6:31 PM EST
To all you bid girls out there, im looking
sara
posted 4/22/09 @ 8:23 PM EST
too bad NC isnt like georgia..they dont have to pay for tuition OR books..as long as they have a good enough average the state pays for it..lucky
jolly rancher
posted 4/30/09 @ 4:08 PM EST
All my money I get from selling my books back will go straight to the beer fund. Thanks ECU!
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