Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/9/09 Section: Opinion
My roommate came home drunk the other night and kidnapped my dog. When she woke up in the morning, she didn't remember what happened and was naked from the waist down. I hope she didn't take advantage of my beautiful boxer.
I woke up this morning and realized it was thunder storming outside, looked at weather.com, and there was a tornado warning for Greenville. ECU didn't cancel class!
My dear roommate: GET YOUR OWN INTERNET CORD. You are on my computer more than I am, and it's annoying.
My roommate and I have always thought smokers were stupid. The two girls that set the planter outside the SRC on fire ... you just proved it.
I'm not going to call him dad. EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!
I'm sorry I slept on my most recent ex's couch (that you don't even know exists) on Friday night and told you I slept at home, babe. But, I'm glad I got to spend the next two days with you.
Why is it that the couple that sits in front of me in chemistry insists on fighting the entire hour of class? SHUT UP! P.S. You are just plain mean to him!
Dude! Flo Rida's name spells FLORIDA! Holy crap!
To the Brunette in Aycock: PLEASE wear looser pants because every time I see you, you always have a camel toe.
ECU wireless has a bad case of bipolar.
To the guy that sits next to me in history: You're really creepy with your beard. And you smell. Take a shower, please. It makes a 50-minute class seem like three hours.
My college dream is to one day, while tapping on the desk, have everyone in the class join in, adding their own unique flavor, and create one crazy-sounding beat ... SO, if you're down, and you're lucky enough to be in my class, please join in next time! Not to mention the professor's reaction would be priceless!
I never said I was a role model.
I think we should change the PeeDee statue to a Somali pirate.
FYI my dear ECU: Using all plastic and Styrofoam utensils/plates/cups as a "go green" effort on Sundays pretty much defeats the purpose.
I woke up this morning and realized it was thunder storming outside, looked at weather.com, and there was a tornado warning for Greenville. ECU didn't cancel class!
My dear roommate: GET YOUR OWN INTERNET CORD. You are on my computer more than I am, and it's annoying.
My roommate and I have always thought smokers were stupid. The two girls that set the planter outside the SRC on fire ... you just proved it.
I'm not going to call him dad. EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!
I'm sorry I slept on my most recent ex's couch (that you don't even know exists) on Friday night and told you I slept at home, babe. But, I'm glad I got to spend the next two days with you.
Why is it that the couple that sits in front of me in chemistry insists on fighting the entire hour of class? SHUT UP! P.S. You are just plain mean to him!
Dude! Flo Rida's name spells FLORIDA! Holy crap!
To the Brunette in Aycock: PLEASE wear looser pants because every time I see you, you always have a camel toe.
ECU wireless has a bad case of bipolar.
To the guy that sits next to me in history: You're really creepy with your beard. And you smell. Take a shower, please. It makes a 50-minute class seem like three hours.
My college dream is to one day, while tapping on the desk, have everyone in the class join in, adding their own unique flavor, and create one crazy-sounding beat ... SO, if you're down, and you're lucky enough to be in my class, please join in next time! Not to mention the professor's reaction would be priceless!
I never said I was a role model.
I think we should change the PeeDee statue to a Somali pirate.
FYI my dear ECU: Using all plastic and Styrofoam utensils/plates/cups as a "go green" effort on Sundays pretty much defeats the purpose.
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jimbo327
posted 4/09/09 @ 2:36 PM EST
"Welcome back to reality, Phillies fans. Getting beat by the Braves is a great way to defend your championship."
Hope you got to see the game on Wednesday GO Phillies!!!!!
Yeah
posted 4/09/09 @ 8:45 PM EST
'Cause the first game of the season is so predictive of the rest of the year.
Go Phils!
Back-to-back!
Dynasty time!
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