Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 4/7/09 Section: Opinion
To the girl in my philosophy class that twists her hair around her fingers and snaps on it: That's just plain weird.
The people who work the editing lab in Joyner East are two things: rude and stupid.
If we were being loud ... come tell us yourself. Did you seriously tattle on us? Get a life!
Could someone please stop using their intelligence to make fake IDs and make me a fake parking sticker so that I can park WHEREVER I WANT?
Dear pedestrians, it is probably a bad idea to walk slowly across the street and challenge a 15-ton bus ... just a thought.
The fountain is pretty and all, but how about we throw some money toward putting some sort of shelter over the Christenbury bus stop? I get soaked like every other day.
Spray painting a fan is hard if you're a moron.
You know your life sucks when your dad is running off to Fiji to get married and you aren't invited.
I was walking by the library today and overheard a girl on the sidewalk tell her friends, "I can't wait until this weekend so I can get my inner whore out." You gotta love ECU!
Way to go ECU baseball! This is the first win against State since I've been here and man, was it awesome!
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
After reading all the Pirate Rants about people getting drunk around here, I have come to the conclusion that ECU needs an AA on campus!
That's right, consider yourself warned. I'm offensive and creative like handicap porn.
To the guy working at Starbucks on April Fool's day: If your Borat voice was a joke, you're my hero. You also made my day!
THE PHILLIES WILL REPEAT!
As a child I always wondered, what came first, the chicken or the egg? As a college student, I still wonder ...
Why does the Financial Aid office keep asking me to confirm my citizenship? After the second time, wouldn't it be obvious that I am one?
The people who work the editing lab in Joyner East are two things: rude and stupid.
If we were being loud ... come tell us yourself. Did you seriously tattle on us? Get a life!
Could someone please stop using their intelligence to make fake IDs and make me a fake parking sticker so that I can park WHEREVER I WANT?
Dear pedestrians, it is probably a bad idea to walk slowly across the street and challenge a 15-ton bus ... just a thought.
The fountain is pretty and all, but how about we throw some money toward putting some sort of shelter over the Christenbury bus stop? I get soaked like every other day.
Spray painting a fan is hard if you're a moron.
You know your life sucks when your dad is running off to Fiji to get married and you aren't invited.
I was walking by the library today and overheard a girl on the sidewalk tell her friends, "I can't wait until this weekend so I can get my inner whore out." You gotta love ECU!
Way to go ECU baseball! This is the first win against State since I've been here and man, was it awesome!
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
After reading all the Pirate Rants about people getting drunk around here, I have come to the conclusion that ECU needs an AA on campus!
That's right, consider yourself warned. I'm offensive and creative like handicap porn.
To the guy working at Starbucks on April Fool's day: If your Borat voice was a joke, you're my hero. You also made my day!
THE PHILLIES WILL REPEAT!
As a child I always wondered, what came first, the chicken or the egg? As a college student, I still wonder ...
Why does the Financial Aid office keep asking me to confirm my citizenship? After the second time, wouldn't it be obvious that I am one?
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 18
Student
posted 4/06/09 @ 11:33 PM EST
"College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?"
Not everyone is fortunate enough to have their mommies and daddies pay for them to ruin their life. (Continued…)
GO HEELS
posted 4/07/09 @ 2:16 AM EST
AGREED~~ Wait till you end up in the real world kid. Its really too bad that your future has DROP OUT written all over it
Kaitlyn
posted 4/07/09 @ 8:29 AM EST
"To the frat guys who almost hit me with a water balloon on Sunday: I was on the phone with my dad who works in law enforcement. Better be glad your aim sucks, because I definitely could have gotten you arrested in a matter of seconds. (Continued…)
steve
posted 4/07/09 @ 10:34 AM EST
Schwayze will be at Barefoot, from what I've heard.
lfdgfgdfgsd
posted 4/07/09 @ 3:28 PM EST
Props to the Shamwow rant.
That girl wasn't even worth the $1,000!
Paige Ward
posted 4/07/09 @ 5:31 PM EST
I'm a carolina fan and all, but after celebrating the championship with them on Franklin street last night...how can anyone call ECU non-class after we rushed the football field? Atleast no one was burning their clothes in the middle of the football field. (Continued…)
Hmm
posted 4/07/09 @ 6:09 PM EST
"The fountain is pretty and all, but how about we throw some money toward putting some sort of shelter over the Christenbury bus stop? I get soaked like every other day. (Continued…)
busdriver
posted 4/07/09 @ 6:17 PM EST
"To the bus driver that drove the gold bus at 12:15 tonight: If I weren't a nice person I would have reported you for driving like an idiot."
To the last minute asshole that rode the last round of Gold that night (and every other night) - if nobody rides that round, we get to go home (which, believe me, we're more than ready to do after driving your whiny, complaining asses around all day. (Continued…)
Sarah
posted 4/08/09 @ 4:17 PM EST
Dear professors,please excuse my not being in class on tuesday due to the fact i was on franlkin street monday watching my friends show chapel hill how real pirates party!
Stu
posted 4/08/09 @ 6:10 PM EST
Why is it that ECU students can park at Vendor Parking spaces and ECU Parking and Traffic just ride by and do absolutely nothing about it?
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