Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 3/31/09 Section: Opinion
My boyfriend's roommate needs to stay out of our relationship and away from my food!
To the girl that sits behind me in sociology class: If I were a mean person, I'd shove that gum down your throat. Stop chewing so loud. I can't hear what the professor is saying.
March Madness ... gotta love it!
Sorry I was so drunk and stored my name and not my number in your phone.
Dear creeper: We saw you in the library last Tuesday night on the third floor staring at me and my best friend through the bookshelves ... get a life.
To the two girls who sit up front in my chem class: SHUT THE HELL UP! You are not cute or funny, just annoying. Do us all a favor and choke on your clicker.
I wanna jump off of a building into a Rhapsody music bubble. Preferably a Spice Girls one!
GO RED SOXS!
I hate having a professor with a thick German accent and TA with an Indian accent ... how am I supposed to learn anything?
How awesome is it to look on MTV and see pirate flags waving in the background! Arrgh.
Just because you're hot does not make it OK for you to be a jerk. Get over yourself!
I only like you because your roommate kicks ass.
When I grow up, I'm going to be a professional Pirate Ranter.
Can you stop being so mad at me? I haven't had sex in months and that needs to change.
Crunchy peanut butter reminds me of "Two Girls One Cup." I hope I ruined peanut butter for everyone now.
I have come to believe that when I just drink one or two beers in a night, and then wake up with a horrible headache, it is my body's way of telling me I was a failure for not getting drunk.
How do you not know who the BEATLES are? NOT OK!
Seriously, can ECU please raise the standards for admission? Some of the people here write like third graders.
So I just tried to print in Bate and they wouldn't release my study guide because it wasn't a "business" class ... seriously? WTF…What happened to communal effort? This schools loves politics way too much.
To the girl that sits behind me in sociology class: If I were a mean person, I'd shove that gum down your throat. Stop chewing so loud. I can't hear what the professor is saying.
March Madness ... gotta love it!
Sorry I was so drunk and stored my name and not my number in your phone.
Dear creeper: We saw you in the library last Tuesday night on the third floor staring at me and my best friend through the bookshelves ... get a life.
To the two girls who sit up front in my chem class: SHUT THE HELL UP! You are not cute or funny, just annoying. Do us all a favor and choke on your clicker.
I wanna jump off of a building into a Rhapsody music bubble. Preferably a Spice Girls one!
GO RED SOXS!
I hate having a professor with a thick German accent and TA with an Indian accent ... how am I supposed to learn anything?
How awesome is it to look on MTV and see pirate flags waving in the background! Arrgh.
Just because you're hot does not make it OK for you to be a jerk. Get over yourself!
I only like you because your roommate kicks ass.
When I grow up, I'm going to be a professional Pirate Ranter.
Can you stop being so mad at me? I haven't had sex in months and that needs to change.
Crunchy peanut butter reminds me of "Two Girls One Cup." I hope I ruined peanut butter for everyone now.
I have come to believe that when I just drink one or two beers in a night, and then wake up with a horrible headache, it is my body's way of telling me I was a failure for not getting drunk.
How do you not know who the BEATLES are? NOT OK!
Seriously, can ECU please raise the standards for admission? Some of the people here write like third graders.
So I just tried to print in Bate and they wouldn't release my study guide because it wasn't a "business" class ... seriously? WTF…What happened to communal effort? This schools loves politics way too much.
Viewing Comments 1 - 7 of 13
Wow.
posted 3/31/09 @ 9:35 AM EST
"Soxs." Wow. Stuff like that makes me a little embarrassed to say I'm an ECU Alum.
funny
posted 3/31/09 @ 10:47 AM EST
"Crunchy peanut butter reminds me of "Two Girls One Cup." I hope I ruined peanut butter for everyone now."
When I saw that video I thought I not going to stop gagging, lol, it was so gross but I had to watch. (Continued…)
yea
posted 3/31/09 @ 1:04 PM EST
"I wish The East Carolinian had paperboys to deliver to the apartments. Sometimes I just can't get to campus!" Dont you know all the issues are online!!!
well then
posted 3/31/09 @ 5:44 PM EST
To whoever said not to wave to them in the art building anymore...
Thanks for making me feel highly self-conscious that every time i say hey to someone in passing that they really hate me when I was just trying to be nice. (Continued…)
Colt
posted 3/31/09 @ 6:06 PM EST
You would think that freshmen and sophomores could read the large sign on the door before they entered the College of Business Computer Lab that states you can only print COB material in Bater 3001. (Continued…)
word
posted 4/01/09 @ 10:09 AM EST
To the guy that wrote the rant about the yoga pants...
all i can say is yes, the tight black pants and the yoga pants are the greatest things ever invented in the scheme of all inventions ever. (Continued…)
kara
posted 4/01/09 @ 10:28 AM EST
"My boyfriend's roommate needs to stay out of our relationship and away from my food!"
Sounds like you live with them, probably don't pay rent, and the roommate has complained about you being there so much. (Continued…)
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