Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 3/26/09 Section: Opinion
Don't you have a job to do? Why are you constantly in here yapping?
I think Miley Cyrus is hot. Does that make me a pedophile?
Why does maintenance have this short guy coming to change our filters to the AC? It was funny seeing him stand on his tippy toes.
I hate to get food at West End and then have to microwave it. Why can't you serve me HOT food?
NEWS FLASH: Top scientists have revealed that temperature is indirectly related to neck line and skirt length…Lets prove 'em right girls!
You know it's springtime when the angry hell-fire-preacher-man is out condemning all the ECU students to hell again.
To the guy who carried his girlfriend up the stairs at Copper Beech on Friday night: That was the cutest thing ever. She better love you!
The other day I had the strongest inclination to get drunk at 10 a.m., roll around and eventually pass out in the dirt and yell randomly. All to pretend like I was back in Panama City.
If all of life's problems were solved in such an epic fashion as mine, there would be world peace. Long live the rock, paper, scissors.
To the women of ECU: Check for me in your Easter basket. No, not the marshmallow bunny -- the milk chocolate one.
To the girl who hates on skinny girls: When we get on a machine next to you at the gym, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE, much less try to make you look bigger. Take your own advice and stop eating cheeseburgers.
I think it's weird that it kinda freaks me out that my Facebook tab flashes "new message from Christ" when my friend Christopher sends me an IM.
The other day the preacher outside of Joyner revealed to me that the biggest whore on the cheerleading squad is always the one at the top. "She's only up there because she wants everyone to look up her skirt"... I never knew.
I'm 20 years old, and the sound of a fart still makes me laugh uncontrollably. Even if it's my own.
I just got an ECU alert of a car theft that gave the date as 3/19/08. Either ECU/Greenville police have a one-year lag time of releasing crime reports, or somebody is really bad at proofreading e-mails sent to 27,000 people.
I think Miley Cyrus is hot. Does that make me a pedophile?
Why does maintenance have this short guy coming to change our filters to the AC? It was funny seeing him stand on his tippy toes.
I hate to get food at West End and then have to microwave it. Why can't you serve me HOT food?
NEWS FLASH: Top scientists have revealed that temperature is indirectly related to neck line and skirt length…Lets prove 'em right girls!
You know it's springtime when the angry hell-fire-preacher-man is out condemning all the ECU students to hell again.
To the guy who carried his girlfriend up the stairs at Copper Beech on Friday night: That was the cutest thing ever. She better love you!
The other day I had the strongest inclination to get drunk at 10 a.m., roll around and eventually pass out in the dirt and yell randomly. All to pretend like I was back in Panama City.
If all of life's problems were solved in such an epic fashion as mine, there would be world peace. Long live the rock, paper, scissors.
To the women of ECU: Check for me in your Easter basket. No, not the marshmallow bunny -- the milk chocolate one.
To the girl who hates on skinny girls: When we get on a machine next to you at the gym, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE, much less try to make you look bigger. Take your own advice and stop eating cheeseburgers.
I think it's weird that it kinda freaks me out that my Facebook tab flashes "new message from Christ" when my friend Christopher sends me an IM.
The other day the preacher outside of Joyner revealed to me that the biggest whore on the cheerleading squad is always the one at the top. "She's only up there because she wants everyone to look up her skirt"... I never knew.
I'm 20 years old, and the sound of a fart still makes me laugh uncontrollably. Even if it's my own.
I just got an ECU alert of a car theft that gave the date as 3/19/08. Either ECU/Greenville police have a one-year lag time of releasing crime reports, or somebody is really bad at proofreading e-mails sent to 27,000 people.
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LOL
posted 3/26/09 @ 8:11 AM EST
"To the guy who drove the Bellamy bus on Tuesday: You are so cute!"
That narrows it down ... LOL
What time of day?
Ash
posted 3/26/09 @ 8:24 AM EST
"Eyes meet from across the room, down my drink as the rhythm booms."
Whoever is posting lyrics from Jizz in My Pants, you're awesome.
Coach K
posted 3/27/09 @ 1:20 AM EST
I wonder if the girl that plays with her boobs approves of camel toes??
aww why not me
posted 3/27/09 @ 10:07 AM EST
how come i feel like the only student that has not met the crazy preacher guy... someone please tell me where i can find said person so i can enjoy him like the rest of the students. (Continued…)
Haley Holt
posted 3/27/09 @ 4:10 PM EST
I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years. iv been drunk straight since last tuesday. is that moving on/coping or am i an alcoholic?
nicky council
posted 3/30/09 @ 1:57 PM EST
The last time I checked Barney & Friends was for 4 yr olds...So why did my roommate wake me out of good sleep to show me the dance he just learned from it?!?
lala7320
Lauren
posted 3/30/09 @ 11:53 PM EST
The girl in the white SUV is my best friend. btw she loved that you proposed to her.
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