Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 3/19/09 Section: Opinion
Thank God for baseball season … and baseball pants!
To our slutty friend: We like you because you keep the hot guys coming.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
So ... Did we really pay all that money for guys to "rebuild" the "fountain"? Cause I only see a layered pond. Why don't you turn it on so we can see what we paid for?
Stop hatin' on the Scooter Girl! What if her scooter is her only mode of transportation? How do you feel now, hmm?
To the guy who's life is like a Lil' Wayne song: Does that mean your life sucks?
My boyfriend's moobs are bigger than my boobs.
I wonder if our Brethren Court is going to be like the movie.
This ain't Sea World; this is as real as it gets!
If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to shut the door on people ... just for the sheer amusement.
I think Taylor Swift might be retarded. Doesn't she know Romeo and Juliet never got together because they both ended up committing suicide? Also, the girl had a scarlet letter because she was a whore. Fail country music.
My parents have stressed me out so much about school. I once considered ECU my home ... now it's a burden, just like my actual home ... I now have no home.
Overheard at spring break: Cop: "Son, what's your name?" Anonymous: "I ... don't know…"
I'm so glad we had spring break! Now I can see what kind of body all the girls around here are hiding.
I have a really bad sexting habit.
How many else of you realized Sunday that you had work due on Monday?
Did anyone else see the thong laying on the steps of Bate? How do you lose something like that at school?
My own roommate thought I was breaking into our house ... he pulled a knife on me ... a BIG one!
Couldn't we extend spring break another week? I could really use it!
To the guy who peed in the corner of the Tyler's ninth floor stair well: There's this really cool piece of equipment called a urinal and you should go find one.
To our slutty friend: We like you because you keep the hot guys coming.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
So ... Did we really pay all that money for guys to "rebuild" the "fountain"? Cause I only see a layered pond. Why don't you turn it on so we can see what we paid for?
Stop hatin' on the Scooter Girl! What if her scooter is her only mode of transportation? How do you feel now, hmm?
To the guy who's life is like a Lil' Wayne song: Does that mean your life sucks?
My boyfriend's moobs are bigger than my boobs.
I wonder if our Brethren Court is going to be like the movie.
This ain't Sea World; this is as real as it gets!
If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to shut the door on people ... just for the sheer amusement.
I think Taylor Swift might be retarded. Doesn't she know Romeo and Juliet never got together because they both ended up committing suicide? Also, the girl had a scarlet letter because she was a whore. Fail country music.
My parents have stressed me out so much about school. I once considered ECU my home ... now it's a burden, just like my actual home ... I now have no home.
Overheard at spring break: Cop: "Son, what's your name?" Anonymous: "I ... don't know…"
I'm so glad we had spring break! Now I can see what kind of body all the girls around here are hiding.
I have a really bad sexting habit.
How many else of you realized Sunday that you had work due on Monday?
Did anyone else see the thong laying on the steps of Bate? How do you lose something like that at school?
My own roommate thought I was breaking into our house ... he pulled a knife on me ... a BIG one!
Couldn't we extend spring break another week? I could really use it!
To the guy who peed in the corner of the Tyler's ninth floor stair well: There's this really cool piece of equipment called a urinal and you should go find one.
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be original
posted 3/18/09 @ 11:07 PM EST
"I think Taylor Swift might be retarded. Doesn't she know Romeo and Juliet never got together because they both ended up committing suicide? Also, the girl had a scarlet letter because she was a whore. (Continued…)
hola...
posted 3/19/09 @ 3:01 AM EST
"Why does every girl at ECU just want sex and not a relationship? I'm a good lookin' guy. Got everything goin' for me. Donde es mi chica?"
I'm guessing not in your Spanish class. (Continued…)
Ash
posted 3/19/09 @ 8:18 AM EST
"Today, I was in the dining hall eating with a friend when I saw the three guys that I hooked up with last night ... eating together. FML."
First of all that is weird, but more importantly, you hooked up with three different guys in one night? Are you serious?
officer obvious
posted 3/19/09 @ 6:55 PM EST
To the person who said paying for the DUI sucks... yeah it does suck, but no where near as bad as failing your field sobriety test, then a breath-a-lizer test, then being read your miranda rights and going to jail. (Continued…)
ignorant
posted 3/20/09 @ 12:55 AM EST
"Why does every girl at ECU just want sex and not a relationship? I'm a good lookin' guy. Got everything goin' for me. Donde es mi chica?"
not EVERY girl just wants sex. (Continued…)
Since when
posted 3/21/09 @ 2:19 PM EST
did it become a problem for a guy to be surrounded by girls who only want sex?
Grow a pair and knock the bottom out of any dumb enough to spread their legs for you. (Continued…)
Amused Observer
posted 3/23/09 @ 4:49 PM EST
To the guys throwing water ballons at people walking down summit, I hope you wont be surprised when you come out to find every single tire on your car flat one morning. (Continued…)
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