Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 3/3/09 Section: Opinion
I guess this means Rihanna will be going down in history as one of Chris Brown's greatest hits.
The new All-American Rejects song pretty much sums up the way I feel about you.
My debit card fell into the Wachovia ATM at Mendenhall. No joke, it seriously FELL into the dark abyssal plains of the ATM.
Please keep telling me your lies. They will make a great storybook one day.
This "America's Next Top Model" tryout out should be hilariously degrading.
The phrase Northface Uggsluts makes my day. Thank You!
I think that the ECU student body should petition for a Taco Bell on campus ... it would be for the best for everyone.
Remember those plaid pajama pants you let me borrow to wear home that morning after that party? I sleep in them every night because they remind me of you.
Girls: You know it's time to start eating when even your skinny jeans are saggy!
For Lent, someone told me they are giving up Facebook. Forty days without Facebook -- That's a challenge.
To the girl throwing herself onto a guy in Wright: I don't know if you're together or not but he's not into you. Read the body language, sweetheart.
To the guys in my suite: Stop pissing on the toilet seat. It's gross and other people have to sit on that to take a crap.
Sure, there are plenty more fish in the sea, but there are also a lot of sharks, seaweed and toxic waste.
Even though you're not supposed to eat in the computer labs, I do. So is it karma that when I put my hand on the mouse, there was someone else's cream cheese there?
I almost got hit by an ECU bus the other day. All I could think of was that the free tuition I'd be getting sounded so worth time in a hospital.
I'm still waiting for my Valentine's Day present from my boyfriend. Let's see how long this takes.
Yes, I'm Indian and I'm bad at math! Almost an oxymoron, I know.
Has anyone else seen the weird guy with a hamper and a white pickup going through everyone's trash?
The new All-American Rejects song pretty much sums up the way I feel about you.
My debit card fell into the Wachovia ATM at Mendenhall. No joke, it seriously FELL into the dark abyssal plains of the ATM.
Please keep telling me your lies. They will make a great storybook one day.
This "America's Next Top Model" tryout out should be hilariously degrading.
The phrase Northface Uggsluts makes my day. Thank You!
I think that the ECU student body should petition for a Taco Bell on campus ... it would be for the best for everyone.
Remember those plaid pajama pants you let me borrow to wear home that morning after that party? I sleep in them every night because they remind me of you.
Girls: You know it's time to start eating when even your skinny jeans are saggy!
For Lent, someone told me they are giving up Facebook. Forty days without Facebook -- That's a challenge.
To the girl throwing herself onto a guy in Wright: I don't know if you're together or not but he's not into you. Read the body language, sweetheart.
To the guys in my suite: Stop pissing on the toilet seat. It's gross and other people have to sit on that to take a crap.
Sure, there are plenty more fish in the sea, but there are also a lot of sharks, seaweed and toxic waste.
Even though you're not supposed to eat in the computer labs, I do. So is it karma that when I put my hand on the mouse, there was someone else's cream cheese there?
I almost got hit by an ECU bus the other day. All I could think of was that the free tuition I'd be getting sounded so worth time in a hospital.
I'm still waiting for my Valentine's Day present from my boyfriend. Let's see how long this takes.
Yes, I'm Indian and I'm bad at math! Almost an oxymoron, I know.
Has anyone else seen the weird guy with a hamper and a white pickup going through everyone's trash?
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 18
Hmm
posted 3/03/09 @ 7:25 AM EST
"I almost got hit by an ECU bus the other day. All I could think of was that the free tuition I'd be getting sounded so worth time in a hospital."
LOL, if you'd stop walking out in front of buses, you might stand a better chance of not getting hit. (Continued…)
LOL
posted 3/03/09 @ 7:29 AM EST
"I cheated on my boyfriend and now I have an STD ... karma? "
LOL, OH YEA! You got what you deserved.
Listen
posted 3/03/09 @ 11:21 AM EST
to the girl that wrote: Guys, you should all consider going to the tanning bed. I am so tired of hooking up with pasty people. Everyone looks better with a little color!
Sorry but most of us prefer not to look orange. (Continued…)
Leslie Shaw
posted 3/03/09 @ 2:03 PM EST
Whomever wrote and later permitted that Rihanna/Chris rant to be posted should be ashamed of themselves. Obviously we dont know all the details, but we've all seen that girl's battered face all over the TV and Net. (Continued…)
las0310
Leslie Shaw
posted 3/03/09 @ 2:08 PM EST
whomever posted and later cleared that Rihanna/Chris rant to the newspaper should be ashamed of themselves. All that does is make light of domestic abuse. (Continued…)
Melanie
posted 3/03/09 @ 2:34 PM EST
To the girl who is sick of hooking up with the pasty pale guys: Maybe if you stopped being a whore and didnt hook up with the guys, you wouldnt have to deal with that, now would you?
kp04
stupid boys
posted 3/03/09 @ 5:42 PM EST
Dear Baseball Player
Just Because I slept with you doesn't make me a cleat chaser. Its not that impressive. Get over yourself.
sammi
posted 3/03/09 @ 9:53 PM EST
"I want to learn how to blow stuff up with my mind"
Welcome to South Harmon Institute of Technology.
JasY
OldAss
posted 3/04/09 @ 5:55 PM EST
"ACTUALLY, within Greenville city limits pedestrians always have right of way. This law was passed a few years ago in response to the number of students being hit by cars around campus. (Continued…)
THAT girl
posted 3/06/09 @ 5:12 PM EST
dear fraternity boy... it sounds like you might need to review you're fraternal trust bonds to me. I am sorry though, your brother was just so much sexier than you were. (Continued…)
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