Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/26/09 Section: Opinion
To the cop who gave me a court date over spring break: Did you not go to college?
Is it bad that I always want to talk about drugs, sex and alcoholic experiences I've had in front of tour groups?
To the girl who parks her Jeep in the handicap spots outside of Brewster: God and I had a talk, and we feel you should save it for someone who actually can't walk on their own.
I met a guy this weekend who described himself as an amateur scientist … Don't scientists need those silly pieces of paper called degrees?
To the Yankee who talks down to me because I have a Southern accent: I spit in your wine and yes, you drank it!
Polly Pocket, thanks for being my partner in crime!
Dance like a stripper, drink like a sailor and party like a Pirate.
Can someone please move the huge air conditioner outside of Bate? Every time I walk by, it switches on and nearly makes me pee myself.
They need to have a section of the Krispy Kreme Challenge for the people who just want to eat donuts and skip the whole running part.
Every time I get on my computer, I subconsciously start playing Spider Solitaire. It's a sickness really.
I am spending spring break with my parents--oh yeah, I am living now!
You bring the blindfold and I will take you to places you have never been.
They say the economy has forced ECU to cut back on scholarships, but I sure am glad we got a cool new fountain.
Does anybody else feel like Peter Pan, never wanting to grow up and go into the real world? It's like ECU is my Never Never Land!
To everyone that came to our rave: We hope you had a great time. We definitely did.
I haven't read these "Twilight" books, but this week when I went to give blood and the dude's name was Ed I got a little uncomfortable.
Life tip of the day: Never dance at a party where the room temperature is 90 degrees with chocolate in your pocket ... always ends bad.
To the Rant about the bangs: My forehead gets cold and NEEDS a blanket!
Is it bad that I always want to talk about drugs, sex and alcoholic experiences I've had in front of tour groups?
To the girl who parks her Jeep in the handicap spots outside of Brewster: God and I had a talk, and we feel you should save it for someone who actually can't walk on their own.
I met a guy this weekend who described himself as an amateur scientist … Don't scientists need those silly pieces of paper called degrees?
To the Yankee who talks down to me because I have a Southern accent: I spit in your wine and yes, you drank it!
Polly Pocket, thanks for being my partner in crime!
Dance like a stripper, drink like a sailor and party like a Pirate.
Can someone please move the huge air conditioner outside of Bate? Every time I walk by, it switches on and nearly makes me pee myself.
They need to have a section of the Krispy Kreme Challenge for the people who just want to eat donuts and skip the whole running part.
Every time I get on my computer, I subconsciously start playing Spider Solitaire. It's a sickness really.
I am spending spring break with my parents--oh yeah, I am living now!
You bring the blindfold and I will take you to places you have never been.
They say the economy has forced ECU to cut back on scholarships, but I sure am glad we got a cool new fountain.
Does anybody else feel like Peter Pan, never wanting to grow up and go into the real world? It's like ECU is my Never Never Land!
To everyone that came to our rave: We hope you had a great time. We definitely did.
I haven't read these "Twilight" books, but this week when I went to give blood and the dude's name was Ed I got a little uncomfortable.
Life tip of the day: Never dance at a party where the room temperature is 90 degrees with chocolate in your pocket ... always ends bad.
To the Rant about the bangs: My forehead gets cold and NEEDS a blanket!
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Juliana
posted 2/25/09 @ 11:16 PM EST
For those who asked:I know I have something in my forehead...it´s not dust..today is ASH WEDNESDAY!!!!
Fountain
posted 2/26/09 @ 9:51 AM EST
The fountain that is being Rebuilt was paid for by donations. These are "Temporarily Restricted" donations whose use is restricted to rebuilding the fountain. (Continued…)
P
posted 2/26/09 @ 9:51 AM EST
Why is it that only guys with girlfriends are interested in me??... Am I THAT girl???
Ass
posted 2/26/09 @ 9:53 AM EST
I have a feeling that my ass is going to look better than ever in a bathing suit this year ;)
Model
posted 2/26/09 @ 10:11 AM EST
WTF? I am 5'9" and America's Next Top Model is coming to Greenville. Ridiculous
fountainfunds
posted 2/26/09 @ 4:38 PM EST
"They say the economy has forced ECU to cut back on scholarships, but I sure am glad we got a cool new fountain." Now that is a non sequitur.
Hah
posted 2/27/09 @ 1:34 PM EST
How did that douchebag Rich Miller get on ECU's website?
Felisha
posted 2/27/09 @ 7:45 PM EST
To the girl who gave me a french fry in the elevator. Thanks, that made my night!
nasty
posted 2/27/09 @ 7:53 PM EST
To all the girls in greene that cant manage to piss in the toilet., either learn to clean the seat after you go or find a bush.
...
posted 2/28/09 @ 12:10 AM EST
"To the cop who gave me a court date over spring break: Did you not go to college?"
Hey, you're the one who broke the law. Don't expect them to be flexible when you haven't exactly earned that right. (Continued…)
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