Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/24/09 Section: Opinion
They need to build a gentlemen's club in Greenville. I need fast cash.
Somewhere between my goals of getting trashed every weekend, not cheating on my boyfriend, and avoiding the police, is getting a degree.
If there are 27,000 students and let's say 3,000 faculty, why did we get rid of all the side street parking? Not all of us can afford parking passes and take a bus.
We need more pass/fail classes. I can't handle seven point grading scales anymore.
Ya know that icky feeling you get when someone doesn't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom? Yeah, that's how I feel when I see your face.
As I was submitting a different Pirate Rant, the security code was: DTF. Alllllrightt.
I wish I could marry Chick-fil-A, but I would probably cheat on them with Bojangle's.
What god did I please that blessed me with finding a clean bathroom stall in Bate on the first try?
To the tall, cute, blonde guy that circuit trains at the Rec almost every night: Please marry/work out with me!
I know you don't like me anymore, but I can't help the fact that I still like you.
Whoever said they wanted to marry the girl who admitted to peeing in the urinal -- that was me and I'm down.
The Barn throws the sickest parties! The rave was off the hook fo sho!
Roomie, I hear your boyfriend yelling at you on the phone. It's not cool. You deserve better. Plus you are WAYYYYYYYY too hot for him!
Why did we have a dating doctor at ECU? Doesn't he know we aren't about relationships here?
I'll be honest, I was a little teary eyed when I deleted my Facebook so I can get an adult job. Goodbye fluff friend.
A proton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I lost my electron here. Have you seen it?" And the bartender says, "Are you sure you lost it here?" The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."
I got my jollies laughing at the girls playing kick ball with "ghost men" because they don't have enough friends for a real game.
Somewhere between my goals of getting trashed every weekend, not cheating on my boyfriend, and avoiding the police, is getting a degree.
If there are 27,000 students and let's say 3,000 faculty, why did we get rid of all the side street parking? Not all of us can afford parking passes and take a bus.
We need more pass/fail classes. I can't handle seven point grading scales anymore.
Ya know that icky feeling you get when someone doesn't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom? Yeah, that's how I feel when I see your face.
As I was submitting a different Pirate Rant, the security code was: DTF. Alllllrightt.
I wish I could marry Chick-fil-A, but I would probably cheat on them with Bojangle's.
What god did I please that blessed me with finding a clean bathroom stall in Bate on the first try?
To the tall, cute, blonde guy that circuit trains at the Rec almost every night: Please marry/work out with me!
I know you don't like me anymore, but I can't help the fact that I still like you.
Whoever said they wanted to marry the girl who admitted to peeing in the urinal -- that was me and I'm down.
The Barn throws the sickest parties! The rave was off the hook fo sho!
Roomie, I hear your boyfriend yelling at you on the phone. It's not cool. You deserve better. Plus you are WAYYYYYYYY too hot for him!
Why did we have a dating doctor at ECU? Doesn't he know we aren't about relationships here?
I'll be honest, I was a little teary eyed when I deleted my Facebook so I can get an adult job. Goodbye fluff friend.
A proton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I lost my electron here. Have you seen it?" And the bartender says, "Are you sure you lost it here?" The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive."
I got my jollies laughing at the girls playing kick ball with "ghost men" because they don't have enough friends for a real game.
Viewing Comments 1 - 9 of 20
TJ Hooker
posted 2/24/09 @ 10:28 AM EST
To the girl who want's a Gentleman's Club in GVL. Come on over to my house, I'll pay you.
Marika
posted 2/24/09 @ 9:40 PM EST
I don't understand how when I rant about things of importance it never gets in the paper, but when other people write jokes, and lame jokes at that, they get printed. (Continued…)
Portuguese Queen
posted 2/24/09 @ 10:00 PM EST
To the guy in the yellow hoodie and to his friend that was with him in the galley! GOD soo hot!!!
Dirk Diggler
posted 2/24/09 @ 10:04 PM EST
To #28 on the girls soccer team, you're absolutely gorgeous, we should hang out sometime...I have a girlfriend, but i'd dump her for you
SktrMikeS
SktrMikeS
posted 2/25/09 @ 11:47 AM EST
To the guy that traded his pot for honey mustard sauce at the Croatan....I saw you!
Dreamer
posted 2/25/09 @ 5:24 PM EST
WARNING!! for my boyfriend:
STOP flirting with your girl "friend" or you can kiss this relationship goodbye.
Strangaaa
posted 2/25/09 @ 10:32 PM EST
to the cute boy in my english class that is always making jokes, i love you.
No way
posted 2/25/09 @ 11:11 PM EST
To the sexy couple looking for a female third, I'm in! I'll bring the toys.
Me
posted 3/02/09 @ 11:47 AM EST
I just broke up with my boyfriend because he is a jerk. Are there any nice, mature men at this University?
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