Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/19/09 Section: Opinion
If there is a gene needed to be "the girlfriend type"... why the HELL am I missing it?
To the people in the computer lab that take forever just to look at their Facebook: LEAVE! There are people waiting to use those computers to actually do something … not look at pictures of you throwing up drunk!
I skipped my English class to do an assignment just to find out I did it wrong and like five pages short. Ugh!
To the guy in my sociology class: What is up with the ear obsession?
Whoever keeps ranting about gingers, please shut up! No one but you likes them and no one cares!
Is there anyway I can get an ECU "bailout" on my Pirate Bucks? They are running dangerously low and I assure you, you would not like me when I'm hungry.
To the girls in biology class that smelled the bacteria in class today: Glad it wasn't anthrax in there. Way to go idiots.
I guess it's a good thing nobody thought of the Valentine's Day contest: "WIN A DATE WITH CHRIS BROWN!"
I find that a lot of people who are the know-it-alls of the class tend to have very nasally, high-pitched voices and I wish they would get laryngitis.
To the girl that lost her pink camera at the rave: Thanks for the new cam, I thought my life was over when I lost mine the night before.
I love waking up next to you. It's quite possibly the best feeling in the world. It's too bad you don't feel the same way.
When the bus pulls off the curb to the stoplight, its not going to pick you up. You look dumb chasing it and nearly getting ran over.
It was so hot the other day, I was sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting.
I tried to get a job as a soccer coach, but apparently 15 years of soccer experience means I'm unqualified.
To the guy in English: I saw your red thong. That's hot, and so are you.
Hey StillLife, maybe get some drink specials and you wont look retarded having an empty club while the PB's free beer line goes around the corner.
To the people in the computer lab that take forever just to look at their Facebook: LEAVE! There are people waiting to use those computers to actually do something … not look at pictures of you throwing up drunk!
I skipped my English class to do an assignment just to find out I did it wrong and like five pages short. Ugh!
To the guy in my sociology class: What is up with the ear obsession?
Whoever keeps ranting about gingers, please shut up! No one but you likes them and no one cares!
Is there anyway I can get an ECU "bailout" on my Pirate Bucks? They are running dangerously low and I assure you, you would not like me when I'm hungry.
To the girls in biology class that smelled the bacteria in class today: Glad it wasn't anthrax in there. Way to go idiots.
I guess it's a good thing nobody thought of the Valentine's Day contest: "WIN A DATE WITH CHRIS BROWN!"
I find that a lot of people who are the know-it-alls of the class tend to have very nasally, high-pitched voices and I wish they would get laryngitis.
To the girl that lost her pink camera at the rave: Thanks for the new cam, I thought my life was over when I lost mine the night before.
I love waking up next to you. It's quite possibly the best feeling in the world. It's too bad you don't feel the same way.
When the bus pulls off the curb to the stoplight, its not going to pick you up. You look dumb chasing it and nearly getting ran over.
It was so hot the other day, I was sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting.
I tried to get a job as a soccer coach, but apparently 15 years of soccer experience means I'm unqualified.
To the guy in English: I saw your red thong. That's hot, and so are you.
Hey StillLife, maybe get some drink specials and you wont look retarded having an empty club while the PB's free beer line goes around the corner.
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girl
girl
posted 2/18/09 @ 10:45 PM EST
So I'm the girl that wrote the rant about Weezy getting the Oscars. It was a mistake! I knew it was the Grammys, I messed up. Lighten up, jeez.
jess
posted 2/18/09 @ 11:15 PM EST
It's weird how my friends and I have started speaking like everything we say will be in Pirate Rants. We start everything with "To my roommate..." or "To my dumb teacher. (Continued…)
tired
posted 2/18/09 @ 11:19 PM EST
There's justice in this world after all -- Juicy Campus went belly up.
Ginger
posted 2/19/09 @ 10:04 AM EST
Gingers are beautiful. At least when we're 80 we won't be leather skinned with tons of wrinkles from all of that tanning!
Me
posted 2/19/09 @ 12:37 PM EST
Everytime I submit a pirate rant it never gets in. WTF!
to the free hugs sign girl..
posted 2/19/09 @ 1:20 PM EST
from the guy that said "I'll take another hug" today and said he liked your music.. your hugs are so nice ;) text me..?! 9108407577
In need of a hug
posted 2/19/09 @ 2:23 PM EST
Why can I never find free hugs girl when I need her ?
pink camera girl
posted 2/19/09 @ 3:34 PM EST
To the girl who found MY pink camera at the rave, MY life will be over if I don't get that back. We are in a recession and I can't afford a new one!
Garrett
posted 2/19/09 @ 4:37 PM EST
It's like a Cheese Orgasm!!
Sinjun
posted 2/20/09 @ 12:36 AM EST
>.>
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ginger = redhead?
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