Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/17/09 Section: Opinion
We know who threw the cup up on our balcony. You're not very sneaky. It's OK ... revenge is sweet.
Chris Brown, don't worry... I'd still bang you.
I can't wait for the new fountain at Wright Circle to finish, so I can pour bubble bath in it! Scrub-a-dub-dub.
I identify with the Irish for their love of beer and flannel!
To all the guys who think when girls stare at you for a long time that it means we think you're cute or something: It's not really you we're staring at, we actually look past you, so get over yourselves!
To the hot guy who sits next to me in statistics: We should make babies. They would be beautiful with your genes!
Sometimes I feel like I'm marrying a girl instead of a grown man!
Why must everyone continue asking me if my lip piercing hurt? NO DUH! I have a hole in my lip, what do you think?
Why do students walk around with cartoon backpacks? I thought we were in college, not Pre-K.
My boyfriend got night vision goggles for Christmas. Now all he wants to do is have sex in the dark.
I consider myself to be an ECU success story. I've managed to graduate in four years and I made it to 21 without any form of a drinking ticket.
Hovering the toilets in Bate is a game of strategy … loser gets Hepatitis.
Attention North Face Uggsluts: You are not fashionable. I am so glad the weather is changing so you have something different to wear.
To the girl whose life goal is to get on the Real World: Stop trying. You suck.
I think I was predestined to be a pervert.
All of the girls in my contacts have catchy nicknames like "Tiffany Tits" "Cammie Chronic" and "Casey Nocondom." That way I have no trouble remembering who is who.
To the freshman girl in my bowling class: You up for personal lessons?
Hey man, when you have to sleep on the couch while she takes over the room, it's time to KICK HER OUT!
Please tell me how I am expected to learn anything when my teacher admittedly makes at least four mistakes (because she didn't know how to do it right) a class and can't spell?
Chris Brown, don't worry... I'd still bang you.
I can't wait for the new fountain at Wright Circle to finish, so I can pour bubble bath in it! Scrub-a-dub-dub.
I identify with the Irish for their love of beer and flannel!
To all the guys who think when girls stare at you for a long time that it means we think you're cute or something: It's not really you we're staring at, we actually look past you, so get over yourselves!
To the hot guy who sits next to me in statistics: We should make babies. They would be beautiful with your genes!
Sometimes I feel like I'm marrying a girl instead of a grown man!
Why must everyone continue asking me if my lip piercing hurt? NO DUH! I have a hole in my lip, what do you think?
Why do students walk around with cartoon backpacks? I thought we were in college, not Pre-K.
My boyfriend got night vision goggles for Christmas. Now all he wants to do is have sex in the dark.
I consider myself to be an ECU success story. I've managed to graduate in four years and I made it to 21 without any form of a drinking ticket.
Hovering the toilets in Bate is a game of strategy … loser gets Hepatitis.
Attention North Face Uggsluts: You are not fashionable. I am so glad the weather is changing so you have something different to wear.
To the girl whose life goal is to get on the Real World: Stop trying. You suck.
I think I was predestined to be a pervert.
All of the girls in my contacts have catchy nicknames like "Tiffany Tits" "Cammie Chronic" and "Casey Nocondom." That way I have no trouble remembering who is who.
To the freshman girl in my bowling class: You up for personal lessons?
Hey man, when you have to sleep on the couch while she takes over the room, it's time to KICK HER OUT!
Please tell me how I am expected to learn anything when my teacher admittedly makes at least four mistakes (because she didn't know how to do it right) a class and can't spell?
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Not original
posted 2/16/09 @ 10:28 PM EST
Stop putting fmylife quotes in the Pirate Rants. They aren't original.
matt hogan
posted 2/17/09 @ 9:58 AM EST
My apologies to my future MWF teachers for next semester, I will be far to drunk to attend class on the Friday after the Tech game. Please hold off on any homework, testes, and/or quizzes until further notified. (Continued…)
Amanda
posted 2/17/09 @ 10:58 AM EST
For free: really loud roommate that comes in at 3 am every night. She's great for helping you pass tests.
amanda
posted 2/17/09 @ 12:48 PM EST
My boyfriend is worthless but he still owes me money. What did I get myself into?
lil Tink Tink
posted 2/17/09 @ 3:01 PM EST
From the guy that told the Free Hugs sign girl "Hey, I'll take a hug".. When you gonna be out there again giving out free hugs?! I'll take another one ;P
Blair
posted 2/17/09 @ 8:02 PM EST
"Who keeps telling the girls to stop wearing leggings? Ladies, you look good. Please, please keep wearing them. My class attendance depends on it."
Yeah, and girls could wear band-aid nipple pasties and still hold your attention. (Continued…)
International student
posted 2/17/09 @ 10:45 PM EST
I secretly laugh at my international friends because of their silly mistakes when they speak English, sorry guys!!!
AH
posted 2/19/09 @ 1:23 PM EST
I was the girl who admitted to peeing in the urinal at the dating doctor. Let's get married
shellbell
shellbell
posted 2/19/09 @ 3:41 PM EST
To the girl who has MY pink camera, MY life will be over if I don't get that back. We are in a recession & I can't afford a new camera right now.
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