Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/10/09 Section: Opinion
I got kicked out of English the second day of class because my phone beeped, which resulted in an absence for the day, yet my instructor's phone rang the next class, and she just laughed and looked at me! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
I love how for my English class we were suppose to read three short stories and the only thing we ended up talking about were the Pirate Rants for that day!
I'm so poor, I'm complaining about bubble sheet prices.
To my chem partner: I think you're adorable, but just when I think we have some chemistry together (get it?) you go and prove me wrong.
If I wasn't such an animal lover, I swear I would kill my roommate's fish just to spite her.
To the girl with the adorable ginger in her class: It's me. I'm single and ready to mingle.
My girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath -- it's disgusting. I gently answer: "Well, you don't kiss me often either!" So now she keeps kissing me.
It is definitely time to find new a new boy toy when you stop dressing up to go see them.
VROOM, VROOM PARTY STARTER!
My teacher said "quick and dirty" the other day and it made me throw up a little.
To the chick at the Student Rec Center at the front desk: Because of you not letting me in, I failed yoga and could be losing my full scholarship ... I hate you.
Sometimes I just want to go up to girls and tell them how beautiful they are.
You know you're in Greenville when girls take their birth control with Bud Light.
Every time I see a child on a leash, a little piece of me dies.
Facebook and napping should be considered valid excused absences.
Who needs TV? I just mute it and listen to my downstairs neighbor scream her head off and fight with her boyfriend.
Why do the sandwich ladies at Todd insist on mixing ruffles with lays? I only want RUFFLES!
FYI: When I was at your party, I peed in your Listerine bottle.
Dear friend, I'm sorry you got a bacterial infection. Stop sleeping around!
I love how for my English class we were suppose to read three short stories and the only thing we ended up talking about were the Pirate Rants for that day!
I'm so poor, I'm complaining about bubble sheet prices.
To my chem partner: I think you're adorable, but just when I think we have some chemistry together (get it?) you go and prove me wrong.
If I wasn't such an animal lover, I swear I would kill my roommate's fish just to spite her.
To the girl with the adorable ginger in her class: It's me. I'm single and ready to mingle.
My girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath -- it's disgusting. I gently answer: "Well, you don't kiss me often either!" So now she keeps kissing me.
It is definitely time to find new a new boy toy when you stop dressing up to go see them.
VROOM, VROOM PARTY STARTER!
My teacher said "quick and dirty" the other day and it made me throw up a little.
To the chick at the Student Rec Center at the front desk: Because of you not letting me in, I failed yoga and could be losing my full scholarship ... I hate you.
Sometimes I just want to go up to girls and tell them how beautiful they are.
You know you're in Greenville when girls take their birth control with Bud Light.
Every time I see a child on a leash, a little piece of me dies.
Facebook and napping should be considered valid excused absences.
Who needs TV? I just mute it and listen to my downstairs neighbor scream her head off and fight with her boyfriend.
Why do the sandwich ladies at Todd insist on mixing ruffles with lays? I only want RUFFLES!
FYI: When I was at your party, I peed in your Listerine bottle.
Dear friend, I'm sorry you got a bacterial infection. Stop sleeping around!
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keylabelle
you make class fun;)
posted 2/10/09 @ 1:31 PM EST
To the boy in my policy and law class that wears the Polo hoodies..you are soo hot..and the only reason i come to class
Sarah
posted 2/10/09 @ 3:12 PM EST
70 degree weather does not permit people to wear white before Easter. It's still February people.
pirategirl0331
Susan
posted 2/10/09 @ 3:19 PM EST
70 Degree weather doesn't permit people to wear white before Easter. It's still February people.
Jason
Oh My God
posted 2/10/09 @ 3:47 PM EST
to whom ever wrote: All I want for graduation is a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man from Al Harington's emporium.
This was the only rant worth reading fully without someone being mad at their roommate or hate their teacher this or ECU chicks are whores. (Continued…)
Jenny
posted 2/10/09 @ 4:47 PM EST
To the person who left your one card and couldn't get into the gym, try bringing it and you wouldn't have that problem.
Jenn8
Jenn8
posted 2/10/09 @ 4:52 PM EST
To the guy who might loose his scholarship bc he failed his yoga class yet again bc he couldn't get into the rec....try brining your One Card and you might not have that problem. (Continued…)
Quagmire
posted 2/10/09 @ 9:10 PM EST
Last semester I submitted a rant asking for a girl to join my wife and I, and they wouldn't touch it. Thank God we didn't need to rely on Pirate Rants to find a beautiful woman to sleep between us. (Continued…)
Hmm ...
posted 2/11/09 @ 8:11 AM EST
"To the chick at the Student Rec Center at the front desk: Because of you not letting me in, I failed yoga and could be losing my full scholarship ... (Continued…)
Larry
posted 2/11/09 @ 12:18 PM EST
Poor little tink think...
I hate u jerks.
posted 2/12/09 @ 12:15 AM EST
OK, to the yoga person, even though you did forget your one card; I understand because we all make mistakes and forget stuff sometimes. I also know that even if you went back to get it-you still wouldn't have got in class because she locks the dorr for meditation. (Continued…)
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