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Pirate Nation
Issue date: 2/5/09 Section: Opinion
PeeDee is my Valentine.
WANTED: Personal Assistant. Duties include waking me up for class, doing my homework and becoming my babysitter while I drink to ensure good decision making.
To the hot guy who works at Pac Sun: We talked about Norma Jean. Are you single? From the girl in the awesome Norma Jean jacket.
If you have sex with a lobster, you will have lobster babies!
Am I the only girl that will admit she doesn't want a "nice guy?"
The whole "I'm getting married this summer" is just starting to sink in, and it is FREAKING ME OUT!
I know you saw what we wrote in mustard on your door, but did you smell the pee?
Big Ben 2 Super Bowls, Baby Manning 1 Super Bowl, P-Riv 0!
I'm hoping for another snow day!
To the person who entered the "poor little Tink Tink" Rant: Can we be friends? I LOVE ME SOME KAT WILLIAMS!
To the blonde-haired/black-eyebrow girl that lives next to me: If you're gonna talk about God, try to act less like Satan.
Sometimes it's hard to eat healthy, especially when every new thing Taco Bell puts on the menu is more delicious than the last.
To the girl who dresses like a slut, but isn't: Next time I'll dress like a cop, and when someone is trying to rape you and you ask for my help, I'll say, "Just because I'm dressed this way, doesn't mean I'm a cop."
It is all clear now why Michael Phelps eats so much. He smokes weed!
To the guy that broke up with his girlfriend over video games: I hope they keep you warm at night.
To the person asking about the Bibles they handed out on Tenth: I threw mine in front of a moving car less than five minutes later!
Obviously if my book bag is in the seat next to me, it's reserved for my BFF! Ahem, guy on brown bus!
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you."
I'm only with my boyfriend until I can find someone better. Hey boys.
WANTED: Personal Assistant. Duties include waking me up for class, doing my homework and becoming my babysitter while I drink to ensure good decision making.
To the hot guy who works at Pac Sun: We talked about Norma Jean. Are you single? From the girl in the awesome Norma Jean jacket.
If you have sex with a lobster, you will have lobster babies!
Am I the only girl that will admit she doesn't want a "nice guy?"
The whole "I'm getting married this summer" is just starting to sink in, and it is FREAKING ME OUT!
I know you saw what we wrote in mustard on your door, but did you smell the pee?
Big Ben 2 Super Bowls, Baby Manning 1 Super Bowl, P-Riv 0!
I'm hoping for another snow day!
To the person who entered the "poor little Tink Tink" Rant: Can we be friends? I LOVE ME SOME KAT WILLIAMS!
To the blonde-haired/black-eyebrow girl that lives next to me: If you're gonna talk about God, try to act less like Satan.
Sometimes it's hard to eat healthy, especially when every new thing Taco Bell puts on the menu is more delicious than the last.
To the girl who dresses like a slut, but isn't: Next time I'll dress like a cop, and when someone is trying to rape you and you ask for my help, I'll say, "Just because I'm dressed this way, doesn't mean I'm a cop."
It is all clear now why Michael Phelps eats so much. He smokes weed!
To the guy that broke up with his girlfriend over video games: I hope they keep you warm at night.
To the person asking about the Bibles they handed out on Tenth: I threw mine in front of a moving car less than five minutes later!
Obviously if my book bag is in the seat next to me, it's reserved for my BFF! Ahem, guy on brown bus!
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you."
I'm only with my boyfriend until I can find someone better. Hey boys.
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 26
Ren
posted 2/05/09 @ 12:23 AM EST
To whoever wrote: SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!
I LOVE and ADORE you!!!! Marry me tonight!!!!!
Just Being Honest
posted 2/05/09 @ 8:22 AM EST
Am I the only girl that will admit she doesn't want a "nice guy?"
No, you're not the only one. Nice guys are boring. I'm attracted to cocky jerks who talk the talk. (Continued…)
Jared
posted 2/05/09 @ 11:20 AM EST
Naw I saw it on Campus 31, so I thought I would give a shout out to one of the best movies ever
lek0414
Laura
posted 2/05/09 @ 11:34 AM EST
I wish my boyfriend had swapped seats with your "BFF" to save us all the agony of hearing your conversation. P.S. UMM who complains about having to sit across the isle from a friend. (Continued…)
Dear Idiot
posted 2/05/09 @ 12:41 PM EST
To the person that wrote: To the Greenville police: I stopped running. Did you really need to tackle me anyway?
There are two easy steps on ways not to get tackled by the police. (Continued…)
Get real
posted 2/05/09 @ 4:01 PM EST
Do you REALLY think it's ok to throw a snowball at a cop? Do you REALLY think it's ok to run from the police then stop and everything should be ok? You probably got tackled for making him run in the first place, idiot. (Continued…)
Pac Sun girl #2
posted 2/05/09 @ 4:56 PM EST
To the girl that likes the hottie from Pac Sun..so do i. :)
aaand were going out tonight. :p
Tyler Harvin
posted 2/06/09 @ 1:38 AM EST
Big Ups to Sam Hinnant on his 1000th career point for the Pirates against Southern Miss. Way to do DO WORK Sam
Your lucky day
posted 2/06/09 @ 11:40 AM EST
Which ever girl said:
They should open up a Tool Academy in Greenville.
- your in luck because greenville just happens to have one... Its also known as downtown. (Continued…)
vv0302
V
posted 2/06/09 @ 1:15 PM EST
To the girl in my Social Work Class, shut up. I'm tired of hearing you sing to yourself and say "salute" to everyone who sneezes!
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