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Issue date: 2/3/09 Section: Opinion
We got our cat high the other night. She is a huge pothead now.
To the ginger guy in my class: Gahh, you are adorable!
Don't go threatening people just because you will sleep with someone after two beers and then never want to speak to them again.
When I play doctor, I play to win.
Dear suitemate, your parents are rich and constantly give you money, yet you dress like a homeless person and you're going to insult MY clothes?
In the elevator, you said you wanted to lose weight, yet the elevator took you to the third floor. TAKE THE STAIRS!
The other day, I was at 360. I left my phone and my "Twilight" book at a table and then got some food. When I came back, my phone was still there, but my Twilight book was gone. WTF?
I finally have a boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Man, I hope he has a romantic side.
Just because a girl likes to dress "hot" does not make her a tramp. If you got it, flaunt it. Stop hating.
My girlfriend wanted me to give up video games; I hope she is happy being single.
To the boy who constantly sniffles in my biology class: BUY SOME TISSUES! You are gross!
God bless Adderall -- I'm two sizes smaller! Wait...I mean...I am studying so much harder!
I think sometimes my friend puts herself in dangerous situations just so she can get hurt and have a story to tell me later. It's ridiculous, and she needs to calm that down.
Backne = Back acne = A no-go.
Shawty right there. Yeah, he kinda fly.
To the girl saying chest hair is hot: My man-shag can keep us both warm at night. Marry me?
To whoever said: "WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT ASIAN GIRLS AT?" Well, we're right here at COLLEGE HILL, baby!
Will someone tell the guy in the pink shirt that works at McAlister's: The election is over! Obama won.
To the girls who peed and soaked my entire bed last weekend: I WILL get you back!
Raise your hand if you still got your Bible those guys were handing out on Tenth Street last semester. Just can't seem to throw a Bible away can you?
To the ginger guy in my class: Gahh, you are adorable!
Don't go threatening people just because you will sleep with someone after two beers and then never want to speak to them again.
When I play doctor, I play to win.
Dear suitemate, your parents are rich and constantly give you money, yet you dress like a homeless person and you're going to insult MY clothes?
In the elevator, you said you wanted to lose weight, yet the elevator took you to the third floor. TAKE THE STAIRS!
The other day, I was at 360. I left my phone and my "Twilight" book at a table and then got some food. When I came back, my phone was still there, but my Twilight book was gone. WTF?
I finally have a boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Man, I hope he has a romantic side.
Just because a girl likes to dress "hot" does not make her a tramp. If you got it, flaunt it. Stop hating.
My girlfriend wanted me to give up video games; I hope she is happy being single.
To the boy who constantly sniffles in my biology class: BUY SOME TISSUES! You are gross!
God bless Adderall -- I'm two sizes smaller! Wait...I mean...I am studying so much harder!
I think sometimes my friend puts herself in dangerous situations just so she can get hurt and have a story to tell me later. It's ridiculous, and she needs to calm that down.
Backne = Back acne = A no-go.
Shawty right there. Yeah, he kinda fly.
To the girl saying chest hair is hot: My man-shag can keep us both warm at night. Marry me?
To whoever said: "WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT ASIAN GIRLS AT?" Well, we're right here at COLLEGE HILL, baby!
Will someone tell the guy in the pink shirt that works at McAlister's: The election is over! Obama won.
To the girls who peed and soaked my entire bed last weekend: I WILL get you back!
Raise your hand if you still got your Bible those guys were handing out on Tenth Street last semester. Just can't seem to throw a Bible away can you?
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Stephanie
posted 2/02/09 @ 9:42 PM EST
to the girl that calls the cops on us while we skate. it isn't going to stop us from skating.
Stephanie
posted 2/02/09 @ 9:45 PM EST
sloof or spoof? that is the question.
Stephanie
posted 2/02/09 @ 9:53 PM EST
While being enrolled at East Carolina I have attended the Tavern almost every Thursday for about 19 weeks.
Steph
posted 2/02/09 @ 9:54 PM EST
TBH
Steph
posted 2/02/09 @ 9:55 PM EST
i didn't know who won the superbowl till the morning after. but i sure did celebrate.
Steph
posted 2/02/09 @ 10:18 PM EST
Keep your head low and watch out for fan blades sober sally.
Stepha
posted 2/02/09 @ 10:22 PM EST
fuck the steelers
Stephanie
posted 2/02/09 @ 10:24 PM EST
there's no need to sleep with all 4 roommates.
Steph
posted 2/02/09 @ 10:24 PM EST
to the girl in the bellamy who keeps calling the cops on us for skating. we are not gonna quit so we'd appreciate it if you would stop.
Stephanie
posted 2/02/09 @ 10:28 PM EST
it wasn't a fumble.
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