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Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 1/29/09 Section: Opinion
I'm really sad Bon Qui Qui didn't make the YouTube list..."RUDE!"
To the girls in White who take the elevator to the third floor: THAT IS SO LAZY! Take notes from the second floor guys and take the stairs!
I would go to church on Sunday but it's $3 LITs on Saturday! Please forgive me Jesus. Maybe I'll give it up for Lent.
I think I am going to get a star tattoo...nobody has one of those!
Dude, your ear gauges smell.
To whoever hires the dump truck and Pepsi drivers that back up to my dorm every morning at 6 a.m.: FIRE THEM before I start throwing things out the window at them!
For sale: A roommate who doesn't shower but maybe once a week, doesn't clean or do laundry. Please contact me ASAP--I'm up for a trade or even giving it away free.
When Obama was inaugurated, the dining halls made cupcakes with American flags on them--and they were chocolate. How symbolic. I love me a little chocolate.
If my math professor keeps backing into and tripping over that cart, I'm gonna move it to the back of the room and see if he just falls.
I would totally date you if you stopped stalking me on Facebook. Every time I log in, you wanna chat with me immediately. Why can't you just text me like a normal guy?
Single girl looking for a sexy vampire; you know where to find me!
My roommate put her clean laundry on her bed that has throw-up on the sheets. I think that defeated the purpose.
OK, the price of gas is slowly going up again, businesses are folding and people are losing their homes and jobs. So where's all the change that's supposed to be happening?
How did the Pirate raise his mast? He used a wench. Hah!
Is it really necessary for you to be that ridiculously gorgeous all the time?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT ASIAN GIRLS AT?
Wow, there are some uptight people that go here. Take a chill pill. It's not that serious.
I like him A LOT, but he sucks at kissing. What do I do?
To the girls in White who take the elevator to the third floor: THAT IS SO LAZY! Take notes from the second floor guys and take the stairs!
I would go to church on Sunday but it's $3 LITs on Saturday! Please forgive me Jesus. Maybe I'll give it up for Lent.
I think I am going to get a star tattoo...nobody has one of those!
Dude, your ear gauges smell.
To whoever hires the dump truck and Pepsi drivers that back up to my dorm every morning at 6 a.m.: FIRE THEM before I start throwing things out the window at them!
For sale: A roommate who doesn't shower but maybe once a week, doesn't clean or do laundry. Please contact me ASAP--I'm up for a trade or even giving it away free.
When Obama was inaugurated, the dining halls made cupcakes with American flags on them--and they were chocolate. How symbolic. I love me a little chocolate.
If my math professor keeps backing into and tripping over that cart, I'm gonna move it to the back of the room and see if he just falls.
I would totally date you if you stopped stalking me on Facebook. Every time I log in, you wanna chat with me immediately. Why can't you just text me like a normal guy?
Single girl looking for a sexy vampire; you know where to find me!
My roommate put her clean laundry on her bed that has throw-up on the sheets. I think that defeated the purpose.
OK, the price of gas is slowly going up again, businesses are folding and people are losing their homes and jobs. So where's all the change that's supposed to be happening?
How did the Pirate raise his mast? He used a wench. Hah!
Is it really necessary for you to be that ridiculously gorgeous all the time?
WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT ASIAN GIRLS AT?
Wow, there are some uptight people that go here. Take a chill pill. It's not that serious.
I like him A LOT, but he sucks at kissing. What do I do?
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R
posted 1/29/09 @ 8:17 AM EST
To the person who wrote the comment, OK, the price of gas is slowly going up again, businesses are folding and people are losing their homes and jobs. (Continued…)
NoBama
posted 1/29/09 @ 8:43 AM EST
"When Obama was inaugurated, the dining halls made cupcakes with American flags on them--and they were chocolate. How symbolic."
Why? He's not chocolate. (Continued…)
jlr0331
posted 1/29/09 @ 1:12 PM EST
Since you can post rants for free but not classifieds, I am putting mine here since I pay to ECU also...I have a two bedroom, one bath apartment available. (Continued…)
RoyalFlyness08
Elizabeth Coggins
posted 1/29/09 @ 1:16 PM EST
To the leader of the improv group that performs at Mendenhall, I think you are amazingly handsome! I know it is a little early, but would you be my valentine?
Sinjun
posted 1/29/09 @ 1:22 PM EST
on the ecconomy you are right. Decisions take time to take effect so i'll give him a chance on that. Some early decisions are a bit disturbing but we'll see how they play out. (Continued…)
Julie
posted 1/29/09 @ 1:58 PM EST
Everytime I read a pirate rant that makes me laugh...I just keep it!!!
unknown
posted 1/29/09 @ 4:43 PM EST
"I would go to church on Sunday but it's $3 LITs on Saturday! Please forgive me Jesus...."
It's ok Jesus still loves you, but you need to straighten up and act like an adult now. (Continued…)
vv0302
V
posted 1/29/09 @ 6:27 PM EST
To the guy who ranted, "WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT ASIAN GIRLS AT?": We're here, just not whoring around!
Don
posted 1/29/09 @ 7:11 PM EST
To the girl I met the other day: your dorm smells like shit, the scabs on your legs are disgusting, and the drool that comes out of your mouth when you talk is not attractive. (Continued…)
Not only
posted 1/29/09 @ 8:13 PM EST
does it take a while for economic policies to have an effect, there is also very little any given President can do to literally turn around the economy. (Continued…)
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