Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Pirate Nation
Issue date: 1/27/09 Section: Opinion
To the person who said for every Pirate Rant about "Twilight" they were going to kick a box of puppies: I'll get a box of kittens and we can have a party.
To the pagan girl with the sexy green glasses, bumper sticker decorated car and a three letter nickname: Since you're not officially dating right now, can you give the nice bus driver some "practice" at it?
Big game Wednesday with Memphis coming to town. Let's support our Pirates (10-8) and sell out Minges!
It's unreal how much I love to be wasted and going downtown. I love being a Pirate!
Hey cute neighbor...wanna hang out?
When I sign up for stuff online, I say that my name is Neville Longbottom.
Why do ECU students insist on getting arrested on what should be one of the most memorable days of the entire school year?
I may not last long, but I sure will try hard.
The only office I want to work in is Dunder Mifflen.
Bill Gates did it for the porn.
I think the whole "after three days you fail" rule should be illegal.
To the guy that cussed at my roomie for singing "Let It Snow" when it wasn't snowing: It freaking snowed, you jerk face!
It's too bad your girlfriend left so early the other night; Although, it didn't seem like you missed her, because the only name you were saying was mine.
My introduction to communication apparently has "flava."
Sometimes when I watch "Cash Cab," I want him to run into another car just to see what would happen.
When I said leave me alone, I didn't mean start parking on my street and try harder, stalker. You're about to earn yourself a restraining order.
Hey buddy! You kick a box of puppies and Jacob will come find you!
You know who you are: I'm so sorry for putting you in such an awful position! I'm still kind of sad, but it was fun while it lasted and I respect you, so good luck with everything! I really hope you're not too mad at me.
I was slightly embarrassed about seeing you at the party, but then I saw your ridiculous haircut. Now I'm only embarrassed that I slept with you.
To the pagan girl with the sexy green glasses, bumper sticker decorated car and a three letter nickname: Since you're not officially dating right now, can you give the nice bus driver some "practice" at it?
Big game Wednesday with Memphis coming to town. Let's support our Pirates (10-8) and sell out Minges!
It's unreal how much I love to be wasted and going downtown. I love being a Pirate!
Hey cute neighbor...wanna hang out?
When I sign up for stuff online, I say that my name is Neville Longbottom.
Why do ECU students insist on getting arrested on what should be one of the most memorable days of the entire school year?
I may not last long, but I sure will try hard.
The only office I want to work in is Dunder Mifflen.
Bill Gates did it for the porn.
I think the whole "after three days you fail" rule should be illegal.
To the guy that cussed at my roomie for singing "Let It Snow" when it wasn't snowing: It freaking snowed, you jerk face!
It's too bad your girlfriend left so early the other night; Although, it didn't seem like you missed her, because the only name you were saying was mine.
My introduction to communication apparently has "flava."
Sometimes when I watch "Cash Cab," I want him to run into another car just to see what would happen.
When I said leave me alone, I didn't mean start parking on my street and try harder, stalker. You're about to earn yourself a restraining order.
Hey buddy! You kick a box of puppies and Jacob will come find you!
You know who you are: I'm so sorry for putting you in such an awful position! I'm still kind of sad, but it was fun while it lasted and I respect you, so good luck with everything! I really hope you're not too mad at me.
I was slightly embarrassed about seeing you at the party, but then I saw your ridiculous haircut. Now I'm only embarrassed that I slept with you.
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Concerned Pirate
posted 1/26/09 @ 10:23 PM EST
Has anyone else noticed that pirate rants have turned into slut-r-us ads? Its starting to make ECU students look like they have no morals.
Pirates, ARRRGH
posted 1/27/09 @ 12:16 AM EST
I guess it's the majority, sadly.
morals?
posted 1/27/09 @ 12:27 AM EST
when did ecu have morals?
ECU girls
posted 1/27/09 @ 10:15 AM EST
I just like all of the girls who brag about having got a guy to cheat on his girlfriend with them. Don't they realize that if the guy actually liked them he would have dated them instead. (Continued…)
Really?
posted 1/27/09 @ 1:07 PM EST
I'm a big fan when my father in NY calls me asking about a snowball fight that got out of hand... to the moron that was arrested, enjoy your felony charges. (Continued…)
Double Concerned Pirate
posted 1/27/09 @ 1:38 PM EST
I too am very concerned/pissed. These rants are starting to show a black eye on the face of ECU! "I have a baby Pirate on the way", teen pregnancy has gone way out of hand. (Continued…)
Concerned about the double concerned pirate.
posted 1/27/09 @ 3:18 PM EST
How do you know the girl with the baby on the way is a teenager?
Puppy Kicker
posted 1/27/09 @ 6:03 PM EST
Puppy Boxes Kicked: 2
kd34
Puppy Kicker
posted 1/27/09 @ 6:05 PM EST
Puppy Boxes Kicked: 2
Chrissy
chrissy
posted 1/27/09 @ 9:16 PM EST
Having a threesome with 2 of your best friends was the best revenge ever. Wish you weren't such a jerk now don't you?
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