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Pirate Nation
Issue date: 1/22/09 Section: Opinion
I skipped watching the Inauguration for playing the snow! There's always Youtube.
I need new friends. Mine are more like enemies. If interested, please respond!
New president and a snow day…life is good!
I am so far in debt for my education, if I hear one more person whose parents are paying for their education complain, I am going to scream.
So, if there is a delay and ECU opens up in the middle of your class time, do you still go to class?
To the guy in my dorm who goes out of his way to walk down my hall...I think you're a cutie and should stop by my room. I don't bite.
So you called me a slut for having sex with you after five months of knowing you...when you lie to your roommates about having sex with 43 girls! I'm so sick of your little man syndrome...get over it!
To the cute girl with the bag that said "Nina" on the bus on Thursday: You have the prettiest eyes of any girl I have ever met. I wish you hadn't run off so quickly or I would have told you.
Stop complaining about your "massive" amounts of homework and how they keep ruining your mood. In case you haven't noticed, we all have papers to write and tests to study for!
My roommate and I made out with twins this weekend and then proceeded to switch twins and continued making out with the other.
There are no cute boys to look at in my classes this semester. I am so disappointed.
You have no idea that half the reason I got an internship this semester was so I didn't have to live with you anymore. You used to be way cooler and now you suck.
You know how people say that pets resemble their owners? My friends and I have come to realize that smoking bowls resemble their owners too!
I hope my roommate and her boyfriend don't get married. For some reason screaming at each other and crying three times a week isn't exactly what I think of when I think of happily ever after.
I need new friends. Mine are more like enemies. If interested, please respond!
New president and a snow day…life is good!
I am so far in debt for my education, if I hear one more person whose parents are paying for their education complain, I am going to scream.
So, if there is a delay and ECU opens up in the middle of your class time, do you still go to class?
To the guy in my dorm who goes out of his way to walk down my hall...I think you're a cutie and should stop by my room. I don't bite.
So you called me a slut for having sex with you after five months of knowing you...when you lie to your roommates about having sex with 43 girls! I'm so sick of your little man syndrome...get over it!
To the cute girl with the bag that said "Nina" on the bus on Thursday: You have the prettiest eyes of any girl I have ever met. I wish you hadn't run off so quickly or I would have told you.
Stop complaining about your "massive" amounts of homework and how they keep ruining your mood. In case you haven't noticed, we all have papers to write and tests to study for!
My roommate and I made out with twins this weekend and then proceeded to switch twins and continued making out with the other.
There are no cute boys to look at in my classes this semester. I am so disappointed.
You have no idea that half the reason I got an internship this semester was so I didn't have to live with you anymore. You used to be way cooler and now you suck.
You know how people say that pets resemble their owners? My friends and I have come to realize that smoking bowls resemble their owners too!
I hope my roommate and her boyfriend don't get married. For some reason screaming at each other and crying three times a week isn't exactly what I think of when I think of happily ever after.
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Princess
Rin
posted 1/21/09 @ 9:15 PM EST
To the girl who wrote about the girl in White shower: Do you know how many other girls have used that specific shower on an everyday basis? Get over it. (Continued…)
guess who
posted 1/21/09 @ 11:31 PM EST
i currently own Universitee Apparel and am attending ECU in the fall. What is my name?
umm
posted 1/22/09 @ 4:46 PM EST
who really cares what your name is and welcome to the world of ECU.
me
posted 1/22/09 @ 6:01 PM EST
To the guy trying to balance three women at once, your a asshole. And they will find out. We always do.
your loving roomie
posted 1/22/09 @ 8:22 PM EST
I'm sorry you miscarried, really I am. Maybe if you hadn't gotten alchohol poisoning, it wouldn't have happened. Maybe if you hadn't whored yourself out, (I KNOW you had sex in the room when I was sleeping. (Continued…)
edward cullen fan
posted 1/22/09 @ 8:59 PM EST
to all the EDWARD CULLEN haters... stop hatting and let us fantasize about our dream man since the guys here at ECU don't even come close to him!
liar
posted 1/22/09 @ 10:56 PM EST
I lied about all those allergies last semester, but you have bad taste, so it was neccessary.
KAREN
posted 1/24/09 @ 7:35 PM EST
WOW! this is ridiculous.
Everyone writing on here is in college... How about we try raising the maturity level a bit.
Edward
posted 1/25/09 @ 9:45 PM EST
IIX.....isn't irony grand?
james
posted 1/25/09 @ 10:24 PM EST
Hey Funfetti fan: Use Betty Crocker Rainbow Chips frosting.
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