Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The East Carolinian
Issue date: 1/15/09 Section: Opinion
Taking 18 hours two semesters in a row is suicide...Just don't do it. I wish I hadn't.
When will Michael Jackson complete his transformation into the scariest drag queen? I vote after his next arrest.
To the tall girl on my floor in White: Why do you insist on taking a shower beside me EVERY DAY, when there are eight other available showers? I know you can look over into my stall!
To the hot guy on crutches that when asked how you were doing said, "Good, just crip walking." -I want to marry you!
I wanted to apologize to the student employee in Bate for interrupting her texting conversation to buy water Tuesday afternoon. I know it was a huge inconvenience for you since you couldn't even wait to give me my change before you picked your phone up again.
To the person who hasn't gained the freshman 15 yet: Get out and drink or get off the cocaine.
Watch out Copper Beech! I got a power drill for Christmas and will probably be enlarging my closet within the next week or so.
So, I'm sure you thought your singing was great in the bagel line at Wright Place, but I'm sure 99 percent of us were hoping you would just shut up.
Dear ex-roommate: You didn't win anything. I chose to move out because you're a crazy cat lady. Please stop obsessing over it...that was two months ago!
I am sinking into a state of depression knowing I can't live inside the Twilight movie. No one will take me seriously. I NEED to be Edward Cullen's love interest, scampering through the forest. It's just not fair!
So it looks like the NCC Ninja picked up a sidekick. I saw them training by the fountain lake.
I went to the grocery store to stock up on healthy stuff, but came back with fifty bucks worth of junk…so much for losing weight!
Take me back to Beale Street!
We were so excited to hear that our roommate was leaving next semester, but then we found out she was still going to be here. What a drag.
We finally have a good basketball team, guys. Let's support them and get a great basketball tradition here at ECU! Saturday @ 7:00 verses UTEP. BE THERE!
When will Michael Jackson complete his transformation into the scariest drag queen? I vote after his next arrest.
To the tall girl on my floor in White: Why do you insist on taking a shower beside me EVERY DAY, when there are eight other available showers? I know you can look over into my stall!
To the hot guy on crutches that when asked how you were doing said, "Good, just crip walking." -I want to marry you!
I wanted to apologize to the student employee in Bate for interrupting her texting conversation to buy water Tuesday afternoon. I know it was a huge inconvenience for you since you couldn't even wait to give me my change before you picked your phone up again.
To the person who hasn't gained the freshman 15 yet: Get out and drink or get off the cocaine.
Watch out Copper Beech! I got a power drill for Christmas and will probably be enlarging my closet within the next week or so.
So, I'm sure you thought your singing was great in the bagel line at Wright Place, but I'm sure 99 percent of us were hoping you would just shut up.
Dear ex-roommate: You didn't win anything. I chose to move out because you're a crazy cat lady. Please stop obsessing over it...that was two months ago!
I am sinking into a state of depression knowing I can't live inside the Twilight movie. No one will take me seriously. I NEED to be Edward Cullen's love interest, scampering through the forest. It's just not fair!
So it looks like the NCC Ninja picked up a sidekick. I saw them training by the fountain lake.
I went to the grocery store to stock up on healthy stuff, but came back with fifty bucks worth of junk…so much for losing weight!
Take me back to Beale Street!
We were so excited to hear that our roommate was leaving next semester, but then we found out she was still going to be here. What a drag.
We finally have a good basketball team, guys. Let's support them and get a great basketball tradition here at ECU! Saturday @ 7:00 verses UTEP. BE THERE!
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Martin
posted 1/15/09 @ 1:14 AM EST
To the person who wrote this Pirate Rant:
"To the boy who deleted my number: Do you miss me yet?"
If the person who wrote it is who I think it is, my reply to you would be: "For your information, I am NOT a boy, I'm a 'MATURE' MAN! And I miss you a bit but please make up your mind BOY! My heart is not your little toy to play with. (Continued…)
Ren
posted 1/15/09 @ 8:30 AM EST
To the person who hasn't gained the freshman 15 yet: Get out and drink or get off the cocaine.
I do drink and I don't do cocaine... What can I say? I'm just lucky!
k8
posted 1/16/09 @ 1:59 PM EST
if my roommate snaps at me one more time today, i WILL pummel her ass.
Hmm ...
posted 1/20/09 @ 6:08 AM EST
Thanks, ECU, for yet again dragging your asses and waiting until the last possible second to make a decision about closing or not in the face of a storm. (Continued…)
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