Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 1/13/09 Section: Opinion
Nothing is better than free beer at Fifth Street Distillery. Nothing.
Your words are like poison. Part of me wants to hear them again, but I know they will
do nothing less than kill me.
My New Year's resolution was to be the first student of 2009 to have the Rant of the Day.
My professor skipped class on the first day and I didn't. It hardly seems right.
My roommate gave me the best belated Christmas present ever: She moved out! Thanks, roomie!
Two days home for Christmas break and I was ready to come back. My parents aren't very good at beer pong.
I miss the days of getting toys for Christmas--new tires, clothes or money toward college just isn't as much fun.
My parents just don't understand--I still want their money-I just don't want to talk to them.
A Public Service Announcement: Come to the ECU Men's Basketball games.
To the guy who walks around campus meowing: I think you are sexy!
A 15-hour drive to Memphis and we STILL partied like Pirates!
I'm having a purple and gold wedding…that's how much of a Pirate I am!
I'm glad you were insistent about the fact that you weren't moving out and that my cat had to go. By the looks of your empty room, it looks like you LOST! My kitty sends his regards.
After all the partying I've done on Christmas break, I think I'm ready to stop. Everyone has to grow up some time.
I love it when restaurants play music in their restroom so I can take a dump in peace.
The five legendary myths: unicorns, dragons, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and men who aren't jerks.
I don't want to stop dating you because you still have my memory card.
To the person who said if they fail out of ECU they're going to move into a trailer park and get pregnant: LET'S GO!
Freshman year I lived in the clubs downtown, sophomore year I lived at house parties, junior year I live in the library and by Senior year I will probably be living in a grave because those exams were killer!
Your words are like poison. Part of me wants to hear them again, but I know they will
do nothing less than kill me.
My New Year's resolution was to be the first student of 2009 to have the Rant of the Day.
My professor skipped class on the first day and I didn't. It hardly seems right.
My roommate gave me the best belated Christmas present ever: She moved out! Thanks, roomie!
Two days home for Christmas break and I was ready to come back. My parents aren't very good at beer pong.
I miss the days of getting toys for Christmas--new tires, clothes or money toward college just isn't as much fun.
My parents just don't understand--I still want their money-I just don't want to talk to them.
A Public Service Announcement: Come to the ECU Men's Basketball games.
To the guy who walks around campus meowing: I think you are sexy!
A 15-hour drive to Memphis and we STILL partied like Pirates!
I'm having a purple and gold wedding…that's how much of a Pirate I am!
I'm glad you were insistent about the fact that you weren't moving out and that my cat had to go. By the looks of your empty room, it looks like you LOST! My kitty sends his regards.
After all the partying I've done on Christmas break, I think I'm ready to stop. Everyone has to grow up some time.
I love it when restaurants play music in their restroom so I can take a dump in peace.
The five legendary myths: unicorns, dragons, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and men who aren't jerks.
I don't want to stop dating you because you still have my memory card.
To the person who said if they fail out of ECU they're going to move into a trailer park and get pregnant: LET'S GO!
Freshman year I lived in the clubs downtown, sophomore year I lived at house parties, junior year I live in the library and by Senior year I will probably be living in a grave because those exams were killer!
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Ash
posted 1/13/09 @ 8:51 AM EST
Ok, I'm really glad the Pirate Rants are back, but how come the ones on page 2 are cut off so I can only read half the sentence?
Jen
posted 1/13/09 @ 9:11 PM EST
If you have to cheat on math 1065, i'd be worrying more about your own suckage at math, not the person you cheated off of.
Ash
posted 1/14/09 @ 4:59 PM EST
A friend test seriously? What grade are you in?
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