Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 12/4/08 Section: Opinion
Old PeeDee and new PeeDee need to have a fight to the death!
Who's ready for that month off of school?
I was thinking about attending UNCW…until I saw Pirate Rants!
To the guy who freaked out and drop-kicked the washer in Belk Hall: It was awesome. You looked like a ninja.
To the girl I talk to everyday before class: I just wanted to let you know you're awesome.
I would really appreciate it if the showers in Fletcher Hall were made for tall girls, so we wouldn't have to squat in the shower to avoid hitting our heads.
So, how about I stepped on a used condom on my way to class this morning…
I laugh like a donkey and like it!
To the guy in the basement of the library on Monday night: Thank you for farting by me and my friends and then running away. We heard you and then saw you cower in the corner.
Anyone notice something missing from "The Privateers Deck" banner in the stadium? Anyone?
I don't understand why my roommate feels the need to start a conversation with me about absolutely nothing when I am obviously trying to study...UGH!
To the blonde with the stringy hair and big boobs at McDonald's: I notice you noticing me.
It warms my heart to see the fake bake girls in really short shorts during winter.
Since my student fees pay for the huge plasma TVs seen everywhere on campus, is it stealing if I take one home?
If I fail college, I'm moving into a trailer park and getting pregnant!
I know you're still into me, but I'm not into you. Plus you have too many moles.
I mean really, ladies. How do you pee on the seat when you sit on the commode?
I just did the math, and even if I don't do my last three papers in English, I'll still get a 'B.' Guess who's not doing those papers!
If it snows a lot, I'm building a snowman and he WILL have a Pirate hook.
When I work out, I sweat like Michael Jackson at a Chuck E. Cheese.
You need a good slap in the face to bring you down from your cloud of crazy.
Who's ready for that month off of school?
I was thinking about attending UNCW…until I saw Pirate Rants!
To the guy who freaked out and drop-kicked the washer in Belk Hall: It was awesome. You looked like a ninja.
To the girl I talk to everyday before class: I just wanted to let you know you're awesome.
I would really appreciate it if the showers in Fletcher Hall were made for tall girls, so we wouldn't have to squat in the shower to avoid hitting our heads.
So, how about I stepped on a used condom on my way to class this morning…
I laugh like a donkey and like it!
To the guy in the basement of the library on Monday night: Thank you for farting by me and my friends and then running away. We heard you and then saw you cower in the corner.
Anyone notice something missing from "The Privateers Deck" banner in the stadium? Anyone?
I don't understand why my roommate feels the need to start a conversation with me about absolutely nothing when I am obviously trying to study...UGH!
To the blonde with the stringy hair and big boobs at McDonald's: I notice you noticing me.
It warms my heart to see the fake bake girls in really short shorts during winter.
Since my student fees pay for the huge plasma TVs seen everywhere on campus, is it stealing if I take one home?
If I fail college, I'm moving into a trailer park and getting pregnant!
I know you're still into me, but I'm not into you. Plus you have too many moles.
I mean really, ladies. How do you pee on the seat when you sit on the commode?
I just did the math, and even if I don't do my last three papers in English, I'll still get a 'B.' Guess who's not doing those papers!
If it snows a lot, I'm building a snowman and he WILL have a Pirate hook.
When I work out, I sweat like Michael Jackson at a Chuck E. Cheese.
You need a good slap in the face to bring you down from your cloud of crazy.
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RY
posted 12/04/08 @ 8:39 AM EST
To the person who types their paper in 12 point font, I type my papers single spaced and then afterwards make it double spaced. That also makes it seem like you've types twice as much. (Continued…)
Crystal Morris
posted 12/04/08 @ 12:56 PM EST
For the pirate that smokes I found saying just for you: "Smoke 'em if yew got 'em, matey"....(the last cigarette before walking the plank to your impending death sentence). (Continued…)
Amanda W
Amanda W
posted 12/04/08 @ 4:02 PM EST
To the guy who wrote to the girl in his Comm class: I can be her identical twin!
Ben
posted 12/05/08 @ 7:33 PM EST
To the girl in my math 1065 class that I met the day of the exam, your freaken awesome....and really pretty
Jay
posted 12/08/08 @ 3:39 PM EST
Dude...I so miss ECU!
hmmph
posted 12/08/08 @ 10:34 PM EST
where the hell are the new rants?
b-zizzle
posted 12/09/08 @ 9:52 AM EST
I need a bailout!
Brittany
posted 12/09/08 @ 2:31 PM EST
Old PeeDee and new PeeDee need to have a fight to the death!
and new PeeDee needs to die...i feel like I don't know PeeDee anymore!
David
posted 12/10/08 @ 7:44 PM EST
is anyone else concerned that ECU has a 80.5% acceptance rate?
James
posted 12/10/08 @ 8:36 PM EST
Getting trashed and screwing the first guy available is not going to make you fit in. It just reconfirms why you're such a reject in the first place. Which is why I'm not with you. (Continued…)
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