Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 12/4/08 Section: Opinion
Thanks to the douche who got off the elevator on the fifth floor but pressed four, three, two and one on his way out. I had to stop at each floor on my way down.
To the person who takes a mixed drink to the library to focus: There is nothing wrong with that, because I'm there with a Pepsi bottle that isn't filled with Pepsi!
I second that buying weed with Pirate Bucks would be schweeet and then we could go use them again when we got the munchies!
Your dog is possibly the stupidest dog I have ever met...I think its retarded.
I think my roommate hates me because all our friends call me the hot roommate...and her the weird one with no friends.
Please excuse my hands.
My roommate's cat jumped in the dryer the other day when I was doing my laundry. I seriously considered just leaving her, but then I didn't want cat guts all over my whites.
WANTED: Someone messy, smelly and rude to sublease my apartment. I hate my roommate.
If you don't pay me back the money that you owe me, then I am going to steal something from you instead!
Ew, girl! That boy you're doin' the SHA NA NA with looks like he's five!
The student store rips you off so much! I paid $150 for one of my books and they only gave me $6.
To the cop that was arresting me for possession after a girl crashed into me--which brought the cop over in the first place: Thanks, that's just my life.
If you're going to tell a lie, make sure it's a good one.
Don't take it out on me that you gained a bunch of weight and now your clothes don't fit.
Lucifer raised his leg and out popped you…
Who would of thought asking a girl, "do you put out?" would work! I didn't get slapped, I got her number and we have been dating for over a year.
I wish we still had Chris Johnson. He is going to be rookie of the year in the NFL.
I would love to get my butt kicked by Wonder Woman.
I lost my fake ID...I hate my life!
Farting when you have to poop is like playing Russian Roulette with higher stakes.
To the person who takes a mixed drink to the library to focus: There is nothing wrong with that, because I'm there with a Pepsi bottle that isn't filled with Pepsi!
I second that buying weed with Pirate Bucks would be schweeet and then we could go use them again when we got the munchies!
Your dog is possibly the stupidest dog I have ever met...I think its retarded.
I think my roommate hates me because all our friends call me the hot roommate...and her the weird one with no friends.
Please excuse my hands.
My roommate's cat jumped in the dryer the other day when I was doing my laundry. I seriously considered just leaving her, but then I didn't want cat guts all over my whites.
WANTED: Someone messy, smelly and rude to sublease my apartment. I hate my roommate.
If you don't pay me back the money that you owe me, then I am going to steal something from you instead!
Ew, girl! That boy you're doin' the SHA NA NA with looks like he's five!
The student store rips you off so much! I paid $150 for one of my books and they only gave me $6.
To the cop that was arresting me for possession after a girl crashed into me--which brought the cop over in the first place: Thanks, that's just my life.
If you're going to tell a lie, make sure it's a good one.
Don't take it out on me that you gained a bunch of weight and now your clothes don't fit.
Lucifer raised his leg and out popped you…
Who would of thought asking a girl, "do you put out?" would work! I didn't get slapped, I got her number and we have been dating for over a year.
I wish we still had Chris Johnson. He is going to be rookie of the year in the NFL.
I would love to get my butt kicked by Wonder Woman.
I lost my fake ID...I hate my life!
Farting when you have to poop is like playing Russian Roulette with higher stakes.
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RY
posted 12/04/08 @ 8:39 AM EST
To the person who types their paper in 12 point font, I type my papers single spaced and then afterwards make it double spaced. That also makes it seem like you've types twice as much. (Continued…)
Crystal Morris
posted 12/04/08 @ 12:56 PM EST
For the pirate that smokes I found saying just for you: "Smoke 'em if yew got 'em, matey"....(the last cigarette before walking the plank to your impending death sentence). (Continued…)
Amanda W
Amanda W
posted 12/04/08 @ 4:02 PM EST
To the guy who wrote to the girl in his Comm class: I can be her identical twin!
Ben
posted 12/05/08 @ 7:33 PM EST
To the girl in my math 1065 class that I met the day of the exam, your freaken awesome....and really pretty
Jay
posted 12/08/08 @ 3:39 PM EST
Dude...I so miss ECU!
hmmph
posted 12/08/08 @ 10:34 PM EST
where the hell are the new rants?
b-zizzle
posted 12/09/08 @ 9:52 AM EST
I need a bailout!
Brittany
posted 12/09/08 @ 2:31 PM EST
Old PeeDee and new PeeDee need to have a fight to the death!
and new PeeDee needs to die...i feel like I don't know PeeDee anymore!
David
posted 12/10/08 @ 7:44 PM EST
is anyone else concerned that ECU has a 80.5% acceptance rate?
James
posted 12/10/08 @ 8:36 PM EST
Getting trashed and screwing the first guy available is not going to make you fit in. It just reconfirms why you're such a reject in the first place. Which is why I'm not with you. (Continued…)
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