Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 12/2/08 Section: Opinion
I'm tired of hearing about all the people that supposedly "live in the library" now that finals are coming up. I work in the library and study there! Try that for living in the library!
My math professor is an idiot! He calls us stupid, but every single problem he writes on the board, he erases it because he messes up! We are stupid?
On these cold days, I want to steal you from class, take you to my room and use our body heat to warm up!
Even though I'm not doing so hot in chemistry, I do know what a chemical reaction is and I shall do an experiment. My hypothesis is that if I light my books on fire, they will burn.
I'm not gonna lie. I'll probably cheat on you when you go study abroad next semester. Sorry in advance…
I happened to be reading the Pirate Rants the other day, and noticed my horoscope on the next page said I should go out that night, knowing I had a test the next day. I listened to my horoscope. Needless to say, I didn't do so well on my test.
I have a disease that keeps me from paying attention in class and answering e-mails in a timely manner.
I farted so loudly getting out of bed the other morning that it woke my boyfriend up out of a deep sleep. I wasn't even embarrassed because I thought it was so hilarious...but he was really angry.
I got drunk and had sex with my best friend a few times, and now I can't stop thinking about her. But she doesn't want to ruin our friendship...What the hell do I do now?
Why don't we get naked and do it in your roommate's bathroom again? Or better yet, in the living room with the blinds wide open…again.
You know you had a bad night when: Your pubic bone hurts, your thighs are bruised and you wake up and NO ONE IS THERE BESIDE YOU!
To the guy who stole my panties: Please give them back. They were my fav!
To the guy I've been seeing for the past couple of months: In the words of Cassie and Lil' Wayne, "I wanna be your official girl."
My math professor is an idiot! He calls us stupid, but every single problem he writes on the board, he erases it because he messes up! We are stupid?
On these cold days, I want to steal you from class, take you to my room and use our body heat to warm up!
Even though I'm not doing so hot in chemistry, I do know what a chemical reaction is and I shall do an experiment. My hypothesis is that if I light my books on fire, they will burn.
I'm not gonna lie. I'll probably cheat on you when you go study abroad next semester. Sorry in advance…
I happened to be reading the Pirate Rants the other day, and noticed my horoscope on the next page said I should go out that night, knowing I had a test the next day. I listened to my horoscope. Needless to say, I didn't do so well on my test.
I have a disease that keeps me from paying attention in class and answering e-mails in a timely manner.
I farted so loudly getting out of bed the other morning that it woke my boyfriend up out of a deep sleep. I wasn't even embarrassed because I thought it was so hilarious...but he was really angry.
I got drunk and had sex with my best friend a few times, and now I can't stop thinking about her. But she doesn't want to ruin our friendship...What the hell do I do now?
Why don't we get naked and do it in your roommate's bathroom again? Or better yet, in the living room with the blinds wide open…again.
You know you had a bad night when: Your pubic bone hurts, your thighs are bruised and you wake up and NO ONE IS THERE BESIDE YOU!
To the guy who stole my panties: Please give them back. They were my fav!
To the guy I've been seeing for the past couple of months: In the words of Cassie and Lil' Wayne, "I wanna be your official girl."
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James
posted 12/02/08 @ 12:48 AM EST
I am not really sure when Pirate Rants turned into a cheesy soft-core porn novel, but it sheds a bad light on the University when this is published on the internet for everyone to see. (Continued…)
Ash
posted 12/02/08 @ 8:21 AM EST
When I read the Pirate Rants, it always amazes me to see how many people are thinking the exact same things I am and having the same problems I am. Are you all living my life?
Prof
posted 12/02/08 @ 9:52 AM EST
"I love when the SOIS surveys come out, because then the professors start acting really nice. They know we control their fate."
Umm ... no, at least not in my case. (Continued…)
Hmm
posted 12/02/08 @ 10:07 AM EST
"Even though I'm not doing so hot in chemistry, I do know what a chemical reaction is and I shall do an experiment. My hypothesis is that if I light my books on fire, they will burn. (Continued…)
Christine Flippo
posted 12/02/08 @ 1:18 PM EST
For me Love is like the flu I want it to go away but i like having someone in bed with me. U snuggle nice.
JJ
posted 12/02/08 @ 5:06 PM EST
This is to the bus drivers that I know are always commenting:
I am wondering why the bus stops for like 5 minutes when there is no one getting on or off the bus?? Like at the bottom of Minges, or the library, sometimes I feel like we sit there forever! I need to get to class! Is this some sort of rule??
Jason
posted 12/03/08 @ 1:40 PM EST
As to the comment that someone said about girls in ugg boots. This goes to all the ladies that wear the ugg boots and short skirt/shorts... You are not attractive, and when did eskimos have good fashion sence. (Continued…)
Josh R.
Disgusted
posted 12/03/08 @ 10:05 PM EST
To the girl PLANNING on cheat on your bf while he studies abroad you are the kind of girl I hate most. Your not really sorry cause you plan on doing it anyway. (Continued…)
Kristin H
posted 12/05/08 @ 2:35 PM EST
I wish a guy would steal me from class and lay with me
Noelle
posted 12/06/08 @ 1:58 AM EST
To the girl who had to take her panties off for that guy to get them: NEXT TIME DON'T BE SUCH A WHORE AND YOU WOULD STILL HAVE YOUR "FAVS".
You are some preppy blond ho that think her shit don't stink anyways. (Continued…)
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