Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 11/20/08 Section: Opinion
Sometimes I feel like you're holding me back and that I'm missing important things in my life.
No, I wasn't in the Army. No, I didn't get shot. My friend did not save my life. However, you believed it and it did get you to sleep with me that night...four times.
As of today, you will know for sure I am moving out. It will be so nice to get dressed with the light on seeing as how you don't leave your bed.
I am just glad you are good in bed. Or should I say the closet?
I'm just saying, if they make new T-shirts with the new PeeDee on them, I am totally NOT wearing them.
The Internet was down all day Sunday. I couldn't send in any Pirate Rants. Well, guess what: I hate you too, ECU technology department.
I think watching people get hit with walls of water when you pass by on the bus could be the funniest thing ever.
To the girl who always comes in late for 8 a.m. finance class: Stop asking so many questions. You're seriously the dumbest girl alive.
Sororities are cults.
The crazy, yelling, angry "Christians" in front of the library make the rest of us normal Christians look really horrible! Most of us are NOT like that!
Dear roommate, I am not your dog, so please stop giving me commands and expecting me to follow you and grovel at everything you say.
My boss hates Pirate Rants, so I hate my boss.
Classmates of early morning classes: Please brush your teeth before class. When you yawn, I smell all that morning breath and it is horrible. Gargle or something. Please.
God, do I LOVE seeing the baseball players around campus. I can't help but bite my lip when I see one.
The cleaning lady yelled at me for walking into the bathroom while she was in there...Really?
I miss you, girl.
BABYYYY, I'M HOT JUST LIKE AN OVEN!
To the person who wants to rake a huge pile of leaves in the mall: That would be AMAZING and I will totally help you.
To whoever wrote the Pirate Rant about the guitar solo: You are AWESOME!
No, I wasn't in the Army. No, I didn't get shot. My friend did not save my life. However, you believed it and it did get you to sleep with me that night...four times.
As of today, you will know for sure I am moving out. It will be so nice to get dressed with the light on seeing as how you don't leave your bed.
I am just glad you are good in bed. Or should I say the closet?
I'm just saying, if they make new T-shirts with the new PeeDee on them, I am totally NOT wearing them.
The Internet was down all day Sunday. I couldn't send in any Pirate Rants. Well, guess what: I hate you too, ECU technology department.
I think watching people get hit with walls of water when you pass by on the bus could be the funniest thing ever.
To the girl who always comes in late for 8 a.m. finance class: Stop asking so many questions. You're seriously the dumbest girl alive.
Sororities are cults.
The crazy, yelling, angry "Christians" in front of the library make the rest of us normal Christians look really horrible! Most of us are NOT like that!
Dear roommate, I am not your dog, so please stop giving me commands and expecting me to follow you and grovel at everything you say.
My boss hates Pirate Rants, so I hate my boss.
Classmates of early morning classes: Please brush your teeth before class. When you yawn, I smell all that morning breath and it is horrible. Gargle or something. Please.
God, do I LOVE seeing the baseball players around campus. I can't help but bite my lip when I see one.
The cleaning lady yelled at me for walking into the bathroom while she was in there...Really?
I miss you, girl.
BABYYYY, I'M HOT JUST LIKE AN OVEN!
To the person who wants to rake a huge pile of leaves in the mall: That would be AMAZING and I will totally help you.
To whoever wrote the Pirate Rant about the guitar solo: You are AWESOME!
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Anthony
Anthony Romano
posted 11/19/08 @ 9:25 PM EST
To the girl in my Rehab class on Tuesday nights with that cute stud in her nose. I find you very intriguing I'd like to get to know you or party, but I am too shy. (Continued…)
Lauren
posted 11/19/08 @ 9:31 PM EST
I completely agree that it should be Jon and Kate plus 7! I hate Mady! She's SUCH a brat!!!
Sinjun
posted 11/20/08 @ 12:23 PM EST
How about that change you can believe in?
Smells like the Clinton administration in again.
and how about all those promises he made?
I dare people are not going to get the change they expected. (Continued…)
Jessica
posted 11/20/08 @ 12:23 PM EST
To the guy who lied about being in the Army, getting shot, and having a friend save his life just to get laid... You are the scum of the earth. My husband is in the Army, has been deployed 3 different times for a year a time, got shot at and watched his friends die around him. (Continued…)
Britney
Britney
posted 11/20/08 @ 5:00 PM EST
It's really hard meeting guys when you are a freshman transferring with Junior status! So, I already have an Associates and have worked for two years. (Continued…)
Pissed Off Nursing Student
posted 11/20/08 @ 5:04 PM EST
Everytime I see my professor, I wanna punch her right in the face. Then maybe she would get rid of that ugly poop face she always has on.
Reality Check
posted 11/20/08 @ 6:52 PM EST
To all you little princesses who think wearing miniskirts and ug boots are cute. NEWSFLASH! it 29 degrees people, so put on some clothes! We all know youre freezing hun! Dont make yourself out to be skanky. (Continued…)
paper planes
posted 11/21/08 @ 12:07 AM EST
NAME THAT TUNE!!!:"I'm all about my cake I'm trynna marry Betty Crocker,
a package on the way you know my whip game proper"
NAME THAT TUNE!!!:"Brace myself and let go start it over again in Mexico these friends they dont love you they just love the hotel suites"
Let me find out Chris Johnson is getting repped by Lil Wayne. (Continued…)
Sinjun
posted 11/22/08 @ 12:40 AM EST
yep things haven't begun and it didn't take him all that long to go back on his promises.. of course if you payed any attention then you'd have known he would go back on quite a few promises. (Continued…)
Brittany
posted 11/22/08 @ 4:55 PM EST
WOW! I forgot how slutty ECU was until I read the pirate rants...
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