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Pirate Nation
Issue date: 11/18/08 Section: Opinion
Ladies, listen up: I know it's not your fault, but some people aren't meant to wear booty shorts.
Nice guy looking to settle. Any ladies done with their one night encounters?
It's not OK that you hit a girl and got away with it, which is why I peed in a cup and poured it all over your apartment door.
It's really funny that you lock your door because you think that us "psycho roommates" are going to mess with your things while you're gone. Stop giving yourself so much credit--nobody cares about you or wasting their time to make your life miserable. You're doing a pretty good job of that all by yourself.
Why come to class if you're just going to leave early? You know the teacher is crossing your name off the attendance sheet and not giving you credit, right? She may be old but you can't fool her!
I guess I missed the memo that shirts should be worn as dresses and that these "dresses" should be worn with no panties. Thanks girls at Rumors for catching me up.
Dear roommate, I'm sorry you can't bake your bread for dinner anymore because I took out all the pots, pans and dishes that were mine because you don't know how to pick up after yourself. Remember. I'm not your mother.
Attention ladies: Do you see how ridiculous the new PeeDee looks? Well, newsflash! Your tan is worse than his!
"Arrgh" has become the most common used word in my vocabulary.
I can't believe all the complaining! It's college for crying out loud! You are at the best point of your lives...just get the grades and party! The real world starts if and when you graduate!!
Is it weird that I'd go gay for Claudio Sanchez?
I'd like a diamond for Christmas. Not an engagement ring...just a diamond.
Everyone in our circle of friends knows that you wrote that awful Rant about her, and it didn't make you look any cooler. P.S. She wants her chemistry book back.
If all the girls in our dorm complain about how much you smell, how do you not notice it?
Nice guy looking to settle. Any ladies done with their one night encounters?
It's not OK that you hit a girl and got away with it, which is why I peed in a cup and poured it all over your apartment door.
It's really funny that you lock your door because you think that us "psycho roommates" are going to mess with your things while you're gone. Stop giving yourself so much credit--nobody cares about you or wasting their time to make your life miserable. You're doing a pretty good job of that all by yourself.
Why come to class if you're just going to leave early? You know the teacher is crossing your name off the attendance sheet and not giving you credit, right? She may be old but you can't fool her!
I guess I missed the memo that shirts should be worn as dresses and that these "dresses" should be worn with no panties. Thanks girls at Rumors for catching me up.
Dear roommate, I'm sorry you can't bake your bread for dinner anymore because I took out all the pots, pans and dishes that were mine because you don't know how to pick up after yourself. Remember. I'm not your mother.
Attention ladies: Do you see how ridiculous the new PeeDee looks? Well, newsflash! Your tan is worse than his!
"Arrgh" has become the most common used word in my vocabulary.
I can't believe all the complaining! It's college for crying out loud! You are at the best point of your lives...just get the grades and party! The real world starts if and when you graduate!!
Is it weird that I'd go gay for Claudio Sanchez?
I'd like a diamond for Christmas. Not an engagement ring...just a diamond.
Everyone in our circle of friends knows that you wrote that awful Rant about her, and it didn't make you look any cooler. P.S. She wants her chemistry book back.
If all the girls in our dorm complain about how much you smell, how do you not notice it?
Viewing Comments 1 - 9 of 10
Ash
posted 11/18/08 @ 8:02 AM EST
OMG! I can't believe someone else has been reading all the weird state laws. I think they're awesome.
hawa
posted 11/18/08 @ 1:04 PM EST
To some of the girls on the third floor of Jones: FLUSH THE TOILETS!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR NASTY SURPRISE!!
Haley
posted 11/18/08 @ 5:34 PM EST
I never sit down on the toilets downtown. P.S i secretly wish my exboyfriend would go to jail
LOL
posted 11/18/08 @ 8:17 PM EST
"We pay ECU so much money. You would think that they would buy buses that didn't leak on everyone when it rains."
LOL, Transit gets about $23 from each of your fees. (Continued…)
Death Penalty
posted 11/18/08 @ 10:31 PM EST
" In North Carolina, while having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled "
I should be on death row.
Jay
posted 11/18/08 @ 11:40 PM EST
I miss my nursing girl!
ESEAU
posted 11/19/08 @ 9:17 AM EST
I hear Jean Claude Van Damme is making a come back?!...seriously im not kidding....
Cindy
Cindy
posted 11/19/08 @ 10:46 AM EST
To the person who asked "Is it considered a date if you pay with Pirate Bucks?"
I think it can be considered a date because it's not about how much money you spend or where you spend it; it's about the thought from the person. (Continued…)
Cindy
yeah
posted 11/19/08 @ 10:48 AM EST
The guy that is peeing as often as a pregnant female is my boyfriend. haha :)
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