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Issue date: 11/13/08 Section: Opinion
If you look back and see two guys laughing at you, it's because the way you walk cracks me up.
When you ask me if I am mad, I just say no so that you will leave me alone. That way, I don't get pissed off.
Welcome to what we call "crunch time" here at ECU. You can have a social life or make good grades. Pick one!
I am so tired of hearing about the good girls and the good guys looking for each other! How about you all meet Thursday at Wright Plaza and stop complaining about how you can't find each other!
If you do not stop using my shampoo, then I will tell everyone the real reason why you take such long showers.
Since when do Pirates go to the dentist?
To the boy who broke my heart: You better hope I don't tell the police where to find Greenville's biggest drug dealer!
To the girl in my Econ. class with the purple bandana and trucker hat: You look like Bret Michaels.
Trying to find a spot at the library is like trying to fart silently after eating Taco Bell. It just doesn't happen.
Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy.
Black nail polish plus "peace sign" jewelry makes me happy.
To the girl who had sex in the shower on the first floor of Campus Towers: I could hear you.
Dear roommate, you are psycho! Please get some help! If you come in drunk and have a psychotic breakdown again, I'm going to put your head through a wall. Thanks.
You will miss me now that I am moving on. I gave you every chance. Enjoy your life!
According to Facebook, so many of you were leaving the country if Obama won--what happened?
I hate it when I get behind slow-walking people when I'm trying to get somewhere. ...I just want to punch them in the back of the head.
I asked my roommate if she would ever pee on my toothbrush. She took too long to answer so I bought a new toothbrush.
The new Pee Dee looks more like a butt Pirate than an ECU Pirate!
Did you see South Park the other night when it showed McCain and Obama as jewel thieves trying to get the Hope Diamond, and that is the only reason they ran for office? What if it was true?!
When you ask me if I am mad, I just say no so that you will leave me alone. That way, I don't get pissed off.
Welcome to what we call "crunch time" here at ECU. You can have a social life or make good grades. Pick one!
I am so tired of hearing about the good girls and the good guys looking for each other! How about you all meet Thursday at Wright Plaza and stop complaining about how you can't find each other!
If you do not stop using my shampoo, then I will tell everyone the real reason why you take such long showers.
Since when do Pirates go to the dentist?
To the boy who broke my heart: You better hope I don't tell the police where to find Greenville's biggest drug dealer!
To the girl in my Econ. class with the purple bandana and trucker hat: You look like Bret Michaels.
Trying to find a spot at the library is like trying to fart silently after eating Taco Bell. It just doesn't happen.
Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy.
Black nail polish plus "peace sign" jewelry makes me happy.
To the girl who had sex in the shower on the first floor of Campus Towers: I could hear you.
Dear roommate, you are psycho! Please get some help! If you come in drunk and have a psychotic breakdown again, I'm going to put your head through a wall. Thanks.
You will miss me now that I am moving on. I gave you every chance. Enjoy your life!
According to Facebook, so many of you were leaving the country if Obama won--what happened?
I hate it when I get behind slow-walking people when I'm trying to get somewhere. ...I just want to punch them in the back of the head.
I asked my roommate if she would ever pee on my toothbrush. She took too long to answer so I bought a new toothbrush.
The new Pee Dee looks more like a butt Pirate than an ECU Pirate!
Did you see South Park the other night when it showed McCain and Obama as jewel thieves trying to get the Hope Diamond, and that is the only reason they ran for office? What if it was true?!
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Anonymous
posted 11/13/08 @ 8:31 AM EST
Since my rant didn't make it in the paper, here goes:
To the girl that rides the 620 on Tuesday mornings -- yes, someone did see you spill your drink on the seat and try to pretend that it didn't happen. (Continued…)
Christian Paden
posted 11/13/08 @ 2:22 PM EST
To the girl that I thought I was going to shadurg last weekend thank you for the shing dot billy goats earl slah bundy osis bosley bose you suck.
Dustin Kincaid
posted 11/13/08 @ 2:37 PM EST
To the guys who live directly above me: Why must you play football at 2 in the morning and pretty much collapse our ceiling? My roommate has quiet a collection of glass alcoholic beverage bottles ya know. (Continued…)
Jason
posted 11/13/08 @ 2:44 PM EST
To the person that wrote this: Boy, am I glad I grew up in the South. Not only do I have morals but I don't talk with that snooty, ignorant Northern accent!
Northern accents are neither snooty or ignorant, except if they are from Jersey, then you are correct. (Continued…)
Anonymous
posted 11/13/08 @ 3:15 PM EST
I wonder if my roommates figured out the secret ingredient in the soup the other day...
Anonymous
posted 11/13/08 @ 5:07 PM EST
I would have left the country but I got this message when I tried: All white people must report to the cotton fields on Jan. 20 at 6:30 AM for orientation. (Continued…)
Here's your answer
posted 11/13/08 @ 5:29 PM EST
To the boy I had spontaneous sex with in the Bate bathroom on Tuesday: That was the most AMAZING sex I have ever had! Same time next Tuesday?
To anyone that does not understand why ECU is so well known for STDs, HERE'S YOUR ANSWER!
kevin hart
posted 11/13/08 @ 7:37 PM EST
Hey, I use enzyte too, but I dont have the smile! Something must be wrong.
jimbo327
posted 11/14/08 @ 9:27 AM EST
I'm on a waiting list to leave, however i'm behind the people from the previous two presidential elections who also promised to leave. I guess i'll just have to wait my turn. (Continued…)
Me
posted 11/14/08 @ 2:04 PM EST
Why does everyone who voted for McCain think that the all of the people on welfare are lazy. Some people actually need it! Did that ever occur to you, or are you just so spoiled and far removed from how some people actually live? Some people on welfare work two jobs, and are still struggling to keep up with their bills and put food on the table for their kids!!!
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