Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The East Carolinian
Issue date: 11/11/08 Section: Opinion
Sometimes when I'm walking to class, I rate people on their general level of attractiveness on a scale of one to five.
Attention to all skateboarders: You guys are sexy! Keep it up!
To the girl who's always getting it on every night on the eighth floor of White: Please go to his house and do it so I can get some sleep!
Why can't we call our bus line "Pirate Ships" instead of ECU Transit?
To the dude who hit that girl at PB's on Tuesday night: YOU ARE A SCUM BAG!
And who cares about tomorrow? Girl, what more is tomorrow than another day?
Are there any other male vegetarians? Or am I alone?
If my plant dies because the room is at 64 degrees all the time, I'm going to throw some of my roommates textbooks in the dumpster.
Your obsession with Disney is the reason you don't have a boyfriend.
I wear my roommate's clothes when he is out of town, just to cut down on the laundry.
Next time an idea comes to mind, keep it to yourself.
I love it when someone responds to a Pirate Rant that probably wasn't about them in the first place! Gotta love that guilty conscience. Ha!
To the girl that said she was going to have my lovechild: Let's get started!
To whoever pooted the stink bomb in line at the polls: I WAS there, and apology NOT accepted. I threw up in my mouth. Twice.
Why does fate give us lemons? Why can't she just give us five bucks?
Where are all the Latinas? I need some spice in my life!
I hope the student body starts to drop like the flies on those bug lamps. I need classes and people are in my place!
I love the ridiculous state laws. In one state, it's against the law for a man and woman to ride an ugly horse.
Smile! You're a Pirate!
Do you read the Pirate Rants? Obviously not! You are still telling every professor we have, that they are sooooo profound. STOP, it's so annoying!
"Maybe" = Yes. "I'll see" = No.
Come to the dark side ... We have cookies!
Attention to all skateboarders: You guys are sexy! Keep it up!
To the girl who's always getting it on every night on the eighth floor of White: Please go to his house and do it so I can get some sleep!
Why can't we call our bus line "Pirate Ships" instead of ECU Transit?
To the dude who hit that girl at PB's on Tuesday night: YOU ARE A SCUM BAG!
And who cares about tomorrow? Girl, what more is tomorrow than another day?
Are there any other male vegetarians? Or am I alone?
If my plant dies because the room is at 64 degrees all the time, I'm going to throw some of my roommates textbooks in the dumpster.
Your obsession with Disney is the reason you don't have a boyfriend.
I wear my roommate's clothes when he is out of town, just to cut down on the laundry.
Next time an idea comes to mind, keep it to yourself.
I love it when someone responds to a Pirate Rant that probably wasn't about them in the first place! Gotta love that guilty conscience. Ha!
To the girl that said she was going to have my lovechild: Let's get started!
To whoever pooted the stink bomb in line at the polls: I WAS there, and apology NOT accepted. I threw up in my mouth. Twice.
Why does fate give us lemons? Why can't she just give us five bucks?
Where are all the Latinas? I need some spice in my life!
I hope the student body starts to drop like the flies on those bug lamps. I need classes and people are in my place!
I love the ridiculous state laws. In one state, it's against the law for a man and woman to ride an ugly horse.
Smile! You're a Pirate!
Do you read the Pirate Rants? Obviously not! You are still telling every professor we have, that they are sooooo profound. STOP, it's so annoying!
"Maybe" = Yes. "I'll see" = No.
Come to the dark side ... We have cookies!
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Lauren
posted 11/11/08 @ 1:15 AM EST
Aw! This is the first paper in about a month and half that didn't have a rant of mine! And to the person who wants to take pictures with all pirate statues around Greenville, I am SO in! Just tell me when and where!
Professor
posted 11/11/08 @ 9:51 AM EST
"Attention all teachers: Your class is not my only class and my life does not revolve around your class--so please don't think that it does."
Dear student: You are not my only student, and my mood has nothing to do with whether or not you earn an F in my class. (Continued…)
Sinjun
posted 11/11/08 @ 10:04 AM EST
to take the pirate ship rant further why can't we name each bus after a famous pirate ship >.>
Lisa
posted 11/11/08 @ 11:36 AM EST
I love how none of the political rants made it in...well here is mine...
95% of blacks voted for Obama according to exit polls...if white people did this for McCain it would be called racism
Hater
posted 11/11/08 @ 12:01 PM EST
"Your obsession with Disney is the reason you don't have a boyfriend."
How about the person you are referring to is employed by Disney, so of course she likes it. (Continued…)
CH-LC
Chelsey
posted 11/11/08 @ 1:56 PM EST
how do i post a pirate rant?
Maky
posted 11/11/08 @ 4:16 PM EST
Why can't guys go for the non-skanky, non-prep girls once in awhile? Just because I don't let my butt and boobs hang out and I would pick Chucks over heels, doesn't mean I'm not good looking or whatever! Give us down-to-earth girls a chance!
Cheer
posted 11/11/08 @ 4:25 PM EST
To the male cheerleader on the Purple Squad who stands on the right side and is in my Intro to Theatre class... I think you are the best thing to happen to cheerleading since Lawrence R. (Continued…)
kevin
posted 11/11/08 @ 11:45 PM EST
I graduated in 1979. I just found this page and laughed at a few of the comments. About the girl getting it on in the dorm every night, nice to see that things haven't changed much in 30 years. (Continued…)
sarah Fish
posted 11/12/08 @ 2:57 PM EST
The guy wearing the purple plaid shirt with curly blonde hair in West End Monday during lunch caught my eye.
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