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Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 11/6/08 Section: Opinion
Sometimes I wish I were French, so I wouldn't have to shave my armpits.
I lost my iPhone on Halloween on the Pirate's Cove drunk bus... someone please help me get my life back!
Dear God, please smite all the jaywalkers. You know what? Screw it... I'll do it myself.
Your bed is easier to get into than community college.
Dear ECU, is it really necessary to have visitation in the dorms?
CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES! It is NOT OK to wear the same thing three times a week.
Have some respect for the other people you live with. Really. And stop complaining when I take naps. I'm sorry I have a real major and have to stay up until 2 a.m. studying while you worry about practicing your piano.
I have officially started a collage of all the Pirate Rants that pertain to my life. Is that weird?
To the ladies of Greene Hall, specifically the fifth floor: Please trim your undercarriage parts in the shower, not the sink. Thank you.
Wow...some girl ran into my friend's glass door on Halloween. We woke up the next morning and definitely saw the face print the chick left. PRICELESS!
I'm tired of hearing you people mix religion with politics. Since when did the Bible tell me how to vote or think?
To the guy who came into White computer lab today while I was working: Too bad you didn't ask for my number. If you come back the same time next week, I'll be here.
I overheard a girl on campus ask a guy for a cigarette and then specified she only wanted it if it was a menthol. I have to say I was turned on... NOT!
I hate when you don't show up for class or leave class early! You're stealing time I could be spending with you!
My friend is a creeper. I should probably get a new wingman...
Best Halloween costume: The Mario Kart Guys... classic.
I don't know why I ever considered going anywhere else. I LOVE ECU! It's the only place that has ever felt like home to me.
LUPE FIASCO IS COMING TO ECU NOV. 6! Get your tickets now! Ten dollars for students. The money goes towards Barefoot on the Mall in the spring, so show your support!
I lost my iPhone on Halloween on the Pirate's Cove drunk bus... someone please help me get my life back!
Dear God, please smite all the jaywalkers. You know what? Screw it... I'll do it myself.
Your bed is easier to get into than community college.
Dear ECU, is it really necessary to have visitation in the dorms?
CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES! It is NOT OK to wear the same thing three times a week.
Have some respect for the other people you live with. Really. And stop complaining when I take naps. I'm sorry I have a real major and have to stay up until 2 a.m. studying while you worry about practicing your piano.
I have officially started a collage of all the Pirate Rants that pertain to my life. Is that weird?
To the ladies of Greene Hall, specifically the fifth floor: Please trim your undercarriage parts in the shower, not the sink. Thank you.
Wow...some girl ran into my friend's glass door on Halloween. We woke up the next morning and definitely saw the face print the chick left. PRICELESS!
I'm tired of hearing you people mix religion with politics. Since when did the Bible tell me how to vote or think?
To the guy who came into White computer lab today while I was working: Too bad you didn't ask for my number. If you come back the same time next week, I'll be here.
I overheard a girl on campus ask a guy for a cigarette and then specified she only wanted it if it was a menthol. I have to say I was turned on... NOT!
I hate when you don't show up for class or leave class early! You're stealing time I could be spending with you!
My friend is a creeper. I should probably get a new wingman...
Best Halloween costume: The Mario Kart Guys... classic.
I don't know why I ever considered going anywhere else. I LOVE ECU! It's the only place that has ever felt like home to me.
LUPE FIASCO IS COMING TO ECU NOV. 6! Get your tickets now! Ten dollars for students. The money goes towards Barefoot on the Mall in the spring, so show your support!
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 37
Lauren
posted 11/06/08 @ 1:01 AM EST
OMG! Did I set a record?! FIVE, count them FIVE, of my rants are in there! WOW!
jimbo327
posted 11/06/08 @ 9:32 AM EST
For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president. (Continued…)
Justin
posted 11/06/08 @ 2:59 PM EST
-My friend is a creeper. I should probably get a new wingman...-
It's called a WELL GREASED ANTI-PU$%Y MACHINE. If you live in a dorm you probably have one on every hall if not more who are that guy. (Continued…)
Southern
posted 11/06/08 @ 7:11 PM EST
I can call you a yankee if I want to. In case you didn't know, that's what people from the North were called back then.
GET OVER IT!
kevin
posted 11/07/08 @ 4:26 PM EST
to the phillies fan all i can say is GO PHILLIES and we set a couch on fire in honor of them!
Ginger Henderson
posted 11/08/08 @ 4:29 PM EST
I'm all for the Pirates and I love PeeDee but please I just saw the new PeeDee and I miss the old one...Bring back the good ole' PeeDee!!!!!
Josh
posted 11/08/08 @ 11:02 PM EST
What were the people on that made the new Pee Dee design..?!?
irritated roommate
posted 11/09/08 @ 11:25 AM EST
Dear Roommate:
Please stop having a psychotic meltdown every weekend. You ruin everyone's night/weekend and Keep the rest of us up telling us that we don't understand and that no one has ever gone through what you have. (Continued…)
Shocked Alumna
posted 11/09/08 @ 5:32 PM EST
I cannot believe they changed PeeDee! What were they thinking? Aren't pirates supposed to be intimidating? Who is going to be intimidated by a big-headed, pink-faced pirate with tight clothes and a ridiculous grin?
I haven't seen it!
posted 11/10/08 @ 12:32 AM EST
What is this new PeeDee I keep hearing about? Can somebody please comment a link or something?
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