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Issue date: 11/4/08 Section: Opinion
I hate the "know it alls" in class, but I love it when I beat them on a test!
To the person that hates Greenville drivers: it's not the residents that can't drive. It's the out-of-state residents that come to live here that can't drive.
As long as you're humiliating your pit bull, why don't you put some lipstick on it and have it run for office?
It must be them Yankees that think a Southern accent sounds stupid. Last time I checked we're in the South; if you don't like it then maybe you should go back up North!
To the girl that sits in the back on the right side of my Sociology class at 2 p.m.: I love your eyes. They are beautiful!
I know my roommate is having fun because the house is shaking!
To the boy who thinks he's playing me: I'm playing you better.
To the guy that was standing on the top floor of Campus Walk last Saturday night in a top hat and a Speedo: Thank you! You definitely made my day!
While riding in a crowded elevator that is as silent as death, I often have an overwhelming urge to hum the Jeopardy theme song... is that weird?
This is college. You don't have to set a building on fire to get out of class. Just skip!
To all those girls who say they're looking for the nice guy: There are still some out there. We are overlooked and told all the time that we are too nice and should be ruder. If you ask for a nice guy, we are right in front of your faces; you just have to look around a little more!
They call it a window for a reason, if I wasn't supposed took look out of it, IT WOULDN'T BE THERE! So, get over it and get over yourself; you're not all that!
I used to get high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance.
I think the people who hate on Uggs are too fat to pull them off! Sorry if you have cankles and I don't!
I just want to plunder all this booty around campus. Is that so much to ask for?
Why can't we curse in Pirate Rants? We're PIRATES.
To the person that hates Greenville drivers: it's not the residents that can't drive. It's the out-of-state residents that come to live here that can't drive.
As long as you're humiliating your pit bull, why don't you put some lipstick on it and have it run for office?
It must be them Yankees that think a Southern accent sounds stupid. Last time I checked we're in the South; if you don't like it then maybe you should go back up North!
To the girl that sits in the back on the right side of my Sociology class at 2 p.m.: I love your eyes. They are beautiful!
I know my roommate is having fun because the house is shaking!
To the boy who thinks he's playing me: I'm playing you better.
To the guy that was standing on the top floor of Campus Walk last Saturday night in a top hat and a Speedo: Thank you! You definitely made my day!
While riding in a crowded elevator that is as silent as death, I often have an overwhelming urge to hum the Jeopardy theme song... is that weird?
This is college. You don't have to set a building on fire to get out of class. Just skip!
To all those girls who say they're looking for the nice guy: There are still some out there. We are overlooked and told all the time that we are too nice and should be ruder. If you ask for a nice guy, we are right in front of your faces; you just have to look around a little more!
They call it a window for a reason, if I wasn't supposed took look out of it, IT WOULDN'T BE THERE! So, get over it and get over yourself; you're not all that!
I used to get high on life, but eventually I built up a tolerance.
I think the people who hate on Uggs are too fat to pull them off! Sorry if you have cankles and I don't!
I just want to plunder all this booty around campus. Is that so much to ask for?
Why can't we curse in Pirate Rants? We're PIRATES.
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Hmm
posted 11/04/08 @ 8:06 PM EST
"To the person that hates Greenville drivers: it's not the residents that can't drive. It's the out-of-state residents that come to live here that can't drive. (Continued…)
movin on
posted 11/05/08 @ 12:20 AM EST
I can't agree more about the drivers in Greenville as well. I am not out of state, I live less than an hour away but i guess greenville is a world of its own. (Continued…)
anyways
posted 11/05/08 @ 12:30 AM EST
I am so glad I only have one year left to graduate, because after the election results I can't/don't want to stay in this country anymore. I m moving to Canada or France. (Continued…)
AMERICAN
posted 11/05/08 @ 1:45 AM EST
We're all doomed now that a SOCIALIST will be leading our country. I hope you idiots who voted for Obama are ready for crap.
Jomama
Jo Allison
posted 11/05/08 @ 1:46 AM EST
SOCKS! REALLY? SOCKS!! You are not the only poor college student on campus who can't afford to buy more socks! So don't take mine!
yuck
posted 11/05/08 @ 9:30 AM EST
When your boyfriend comes over our room smells TERRIBLE! His b.o. and the milk cartons he leaves out and in the trash to spoil are just disgusting! You're the perfect roommate, but your boyfriend smells!
Peyton
posted 11/05/08 @ 12:20 PM EST
Hip-hop just saved my life.
pey10
peyto
posted 11/05/08 @ 12:24 PM EST
Hip-hop just saved my life.
Jennifer Vogt
Jennifer Vogt
posted 11/05/08 @ 5:49 PM EST
I understand that there is a black student union, so why isn't there a white student union? Seems a little racist to me.
Anna Smith
posted 11/05/08 @ 7:32 PM EST
Why is it that there are plenty of empty "faculty study rooms" at the library but I can't find anywhere to sit and study.
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