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Issue date: 10/30/08 Section: Opinion
To the person who stole my jeans out of the dryer in Belk: If I ever see you wearing them, I WILL get them back.
If I were Hillary, I would cheat on Bill with Biden! What a fine looking old man!
Congrats to women and men's Rugby teams: 1st in the state!!!
Winter = Uggs = SEXY!!
Stop staring at me out of your window when I leave the apartment, you weirdo!! Don't you have better things to do ... oh yeah that's right, you NEVER leave your room!
I seriously HATE Greenville drivers. Are residents of this town not required to pass a drivers test??
I'm not gonna lie, I honestly think the southern accent DOES make you look stupid. ...
I hate how people respond when I tell them I go to ECU. No, I didn't come here to party. I am actually doing something with my life.
Nice guy, seeking bad girl for bad influence on Halloween.
You are LAZY if you get on the Minges bus at Brewster and get off at the Library.
Party on Garth ... Party on Wayne.
There should be a real man made out of chocolate, not just in an axe commercial!
When I should have been studying, I covered my stapler, a mirror, a picture frame and a pumpkin in pink paint and glitter. And I wonder why I'm failing math.
Guess what. We're not going to ask you to hang out with us anymore! Have fun sitting in your room alone for the next four years!
Why do you make those weird faces when you're drunk?! Seriously, you look like a duck-zombie.
I stole a pumpkin!
Ok, so I live at University Suites. To the guy who crashed in to the patio wall and flipped his car half way over: As soon as I found out no one was hurt, I laughed my butt off - how in the world did that happen??? Thanks, that was the most exciting thing that's ever happened here!
Kal Penn was here? WTF? He's way better than any presidential candidate? Why did I not know this?
If I were Hillary, I would cheat on Bill with Biden! What a fine looking old man!
Congrats to women and men's Rugby teams: 1st in the state!!!
Winter = Uggs = SEXY!!
Stop staring at me out of your window when I leave the apartment, you weirdo!! Don't you have better things to do ... oh yeah that's right, you NEVER leave your room!
I seriously HATE Greenville drivers. Are residents of this town not required to pass a drivers test??
I'm not gonna lie, I honestly think the southern accent DOES make you look stupid. ...
I hate how people respond when I tell them I go to ECU. No, I didn't come here to party. I am actually doing something with my life.
Nice guy, seeking bad girl for bad influence on Halloween.
You are LAZY if you get on the Minges bus at Brewster and get off at the Library.
Party on Garth ... Party on Wayne.
There should be a real man made out of chocolate, not just in an axe commercial!
When I should have been studying, I covered my stapler, a mirror, a picture frame and a pumpkin in pink paint and glitter. And I wonder why I'm failing math.
Guess what. We're not going to ask you to hang out with us anymore! Have fun sitting in your room alone for the next four years!
Why do you make those weird faces when you're drunk?! Seriously, you look like a duck-zombie.
I stole a pumpkin!
Ok, so I live at University Suites. To the guy who crashed in to the patio wall and flipped his car half way over: As soon as I found out no one was hurt, I laughed my butt off - how in the world did that happen??? Thanks, that was the most exciting thing that's ever happened here!
Kal Penn was here? WTF? He's way better than any presidential candidate? Why did I not know this?
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 16
Juicy
posted 10/30/08 @ 6:47 AM EST
Um, what the hell is a pee party?
Patrick
posted 10/30/08 @ 8:29 AM EST
Why isn't ECU a green campus? Think about it. We all need to start writing to the chancellor about this.
&Co.
posted 10/30/08 @ 9:57 AM EST
a pee party is when drunk girls can't/won't go to the bathroom alone so they take other girls with them.
Socrjoker
Kimmy Cummings
posted 10/30/08 @ 12:27 PM EST
To the person in Jones who was raised so poorly that they think stealing people's laundry is actually OKAY. I am still missing my yellow practice jersey (which has my number on it) and my black pull over jacket; I'd appreciate it if you would just return it - you can't even wear it. (Continued…)
Amanda Malkiewicz
posted 10/30/08 @ 12:30 PM EST
To the girl in Jones who lent me her towel when my evil teammates decided to play a dirty joke and take mine...I still have it and was in such a fit of rage that I forget what room number you're in or what you look like. (Continued…)
please...
posted 10/30/08 @ 1:46 PM EST
I will say this again... if you don't like greenville, if you don't like ECU, and if you don't like the south or those from the south, PLEASE LEAVE... (Continued…)
Storyboo Trash
posted 10/30/08 @ 10:22 PM EST
It's easy to throw away a bible when you come to know that its just a lame storybook designed to "guilt" you into being obedient and controllable.
Frogger
posted 10/31/08 @ 9:05 PM EST
To you. and your probably not going to know its you, but it's still funny. You are possibly the dumbest person I have ever met. Go back to high school. (Continued…)
Chris
posted 11/03/08 @ 2:29 PM EST
Whenever I order something at Einstein Bagels and they have to take my name down, i've always wanted to give them a name they would be embarrassed to yell out like. (Continued…)
Grampa
posted 11/03/08 @ 4:36 PM EST
I go to NC State, and am not proud of that. Please accept my extended hand of fellowship when I transfer here in the fall. Thanks.
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