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Issue date: 10/28/08 Section: Opinion
To my roommate whom I haven't seen in two weeks: I'm going to start selling your things if you don't show some sign of life in the next 48 hours.
I always wonder if people who wear hats with tags plan to return them... beware of the greasy hat when buying.
So, they want to build a Wal-Mart near the river and a trash dump in a swampy area? That sounds about right.
To the girl who keeps flashing me in the bathroom: I act annoyed but I kinda like it.
To the guy who got a new Speedo: I thank the heavens above that I don't have to see your back hair curling out of it.
The shocker is not a substitute for a handshake!
The other week I saw a squirrel eating a Snickers bar. It actually peeled the wrapper back and everything.
Let's get Metallica or Coheed and Cambria for Barefoot on the Mall.
Why does my Biology 1100 teacher not know how to teach? Why does he suck? Why God, why?
OK, so I am the queen in this little chess game, but in order to start, you have to MAKE A MOVE!
I didn't break up with you to be mean, I just don't love you anymore... ouch.
If I am going to tutor on campus with the PTC, I would like to have a guaranteed parking space instead of having to park in metered parking.
A big truck and a built body does not make up for your lack of manhood. Sorry.
FORNICATOR!
How about those ECU Marching Pirates?!?
Isn't it weird when your coordinator stalks you at Wal-Mart?
My neighbor has lived here for three months and already has eight parking tickets and has been towed twice.
I hate when random girls try to have a "pee party" with me... please go away.
They couldn't have gotten anyone better than the Backstreet Boys to sing the National Anthem at game one of the World Series. Go Phillies!
I go to the gym to get away and relax. Then you show up with your annoying voice and ruin my entire night. Stay home or shut up!
I miss a sailor.
I always wonder if people who wear hats with tags plan to return them... beware of the greasy hat when buying.
So, they want to build a Wal-Mart near the river and a trash dump in a swampy area? That sounds about right.
To the girl who keeps flashing me in the bathroom: I act annoyed but I kinda like it.
To the guy who got a new Speedo: I thank the heavens above that I don't have to see your back hair curling out of it.
The shocker is not a substitute for a handshake!
The other week I saw a squirrel eating a Snickers bar. It actually peeled the wrapper back and everything.
Let's get Metallica or Coheed and Cambria for Barefoot on the Mall.
Why does my Biology 1100 teacher not know how to teach? Why does he suck? Why God, why?
OK, so I am the queen in this little chess game, but in order to start, you have to MAKE A MOVE!
I didn't break up with you to be mean, I just don't love you anymore... ouch.
If I am going to tutor on campus with the PTC, I would like to have a guaranteed parking space instead of having to park in metered parking.
A big truck and a built body does not make up for your lack of manhood. Sorry.
FORNICATOR!
How about those ECU Marching Pirates?!?
Isn't it weird when your coordinator stalks you at Wal-Mart?
My neighbor has lived here for three months and already has eight parking tickets and has been towed twice.
I hate when random girls try to have a "pee party" with me... please go away.
They couldn't have gotten anyone better than the Backstreet Boys to sing the National Anthem at game one of the World Series. Go Phillies!
I go to the gym to get away and relax. Then you show up with your annoying voice and ruin my entire night. Stay home or shut up!
I miss a sailor.
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An Explanation
posted 10/28/08 @ 4:47 PM EST
When there's a Rant about a beautiful girl, I like to think it's about me.
I feel like i should explain this. It's that I actually think they're about me, it's just nice to think that there might be a somebody who'd write one about me. (Continued…)
Jon
posted 10/29/08 @ 1:40 PM EST
"I think we should tear down the crappiest building on campus and build a roller coaster in its place."
I nominate Brewster, only building on earth where the the floors do not line up. (Continued…)
PHILS!
posted 10/29/08 @ 9:58 PM EST
DID IT! EVER SINCE 1993, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT AND THE PHILS BROUGHT IT HOME!
PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES, 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!
Alice Blaker
posted 3/12/09 @ 6:13 AM EST
That looks like lots of fun. When I was in college we didn't had so many fun activities.
Catherine Dering
posted 3/13/09 @ 8:45 AM EST
I thought this debate was about them, as opposed to featuring them. Whoops.
Wilma Shakeshaft
posted 3/16/09 @ 1:00 PM EST
Yes i agree with you , and nice news thanks. This realy nice news , i watch for them .
Sarah Clough
posted 3/20/09 @ 12:53 PM EST
I like articles like this. Great Article! Thanks!
Dawn Fiorillo
posted 4/20/09 @ 5:09 AM EST
A think this new storie have some mistakes.
wally worldy
posted 4/22/09 @ 6:39 PM EST
i agree... good stuff
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