Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 10/23/08 Section: Opinion
Girls always want to know where the good guys at ECU are. Maybe if you look in places other then the bars you will find one.
I can't pass my classes because I used all my brain in the beginning of the semester talking with financial aid.
I have an identical twin sister. Could we please tell the people at West End that so that I can get food? I am not the same person coming up twice!
To the guy who sat beside me at the game and then glared at me because I stood up and cheered: Sorry if I have school pride.
If you pee on my floor one more time, I'm going to pee in your bed.
Who wants a maverick for president? How about a PIRATE?
I want to know why my professor yells words like "the" and "perhaps." Unless those are answers for questions on the test, you don't have to yell them.
The Bible says that the meek shall inherit the earth. We're waiting!
A new lime for my Corona? Yes, please!
I find it ironic that my environmentalist professor uses more paper on his slides than any other professor I've ever had.
The Pumpkin Javalanche is boo-tastic!
My nose hairs wilt when I open my friend's dorm room.
When you laugh with your head bobbing up and down, you look like a horse eating hay.
My roommate is a pathological liar. If you know who you are, I know you lie ALL the time!
Sometimes I think the editor of the Pirate Rants is more of a romantic than anything else. Why else would my rants against couples and PDA not get in?
I know we're just friends, but I like imagining sleeping with you while I stare at the back of your head in class.
Lil' Wayne for president.
EMELIO!
Why do cast members of VH1's love shows keep getting their own love shows?
I'm glad it decided to get cold right when I got my new Speedo.
To the Pirate guy with the parrot: I love you and want to have your babies!
To the people that would rather use that 99.9 percent germ killing sanitizer: You really wanna walk around with sanitized doo doo on your hands?
I can't pass my classes because I used all my brain in the beginning of the semester talking with financial aid.
I have an identical twin sister. Could we please tell the people at West End that so that I can get food? I am not the same person coming up twice!
To the guy who sat beside me at the game and then glared at me because I stood up and cheered: Sorry if I have school pride.
If you pee on my floor one more time, I'm going to pee in your bed.
Who wants a maverick for president? How about a PIRATE?
I want to know why my professor yells words like "the" and "perhaps." Unless those are answers for questions on the test, you don't have to yell them.
The Bible says that the meek shall inherit the earth. We're waiting!
A new lime for my Corona? Yes, please!
I find it ironic that my environmentalist professor uses more paper on his slides than any other professor I've ever had.
The Pumpkin Javalanche is boo-tastic!
My nose hairs wilt when I open my friend's dorm room.
When you laugh with your head bobbing up and down, you look like a horse eating hay.
My roommate is a pathological liar. If you know who you are, I know you lie ALL the time!
Sometimes I think the editor of the Pirate Rants is more of a romantic than anything else. Why else would my rants against couples and PDA not get in?
I know we're just friends, but I like imagining sleeping with you while I stare at the back of your head in class.
Lil' Wayne for president.
EMELIO!
Why do cast members of VH1's love shows keep getting their own love shows?
I'm glad it decided to get cold right when I got my new Speedo.
To the Pirate guy with the parrot: I love you and want to have your babies!
To the people that would rather use that 99.9 percent germ killing sanitizer: You really wanna walk around with sanitized doo doo on your hands?
Viewing Comments 1 - 5 of 14
Doug and Steve Butabi
posted 10/22/08 @ 11:12 PM EST
To the person who wrote, "EMELIO": I love you. That's one of my favorites. Let's get together.
And yes, I'm a girl.
southern belle
posted 10/23/08 @ 7:51 AM EST
To the people talking bad about southerners... if you don't like it here, you are more than welcome to GET OUT and go somewhere else, otherwise stop complaining. (Continued…)
err...
posted 10/24/08 @ 1:32 AM EST
The comments about southeners are almost discriminate.It's somewhat different culture down here and but not isolated from rest of the America so northerns please stop making such derogatory comments it only shows how tolerant YOU are. (Continued…)
Hmm
posted 10/24/08 @ 8:47 PM EST
"The only time of year where you can dress like a whore, get drunk, make mistakes"
Well, at least you've had the semester up until now to practice. (Continued…)
Britney
posted 11/21/08 @ 1:04 PM EST
"Girls always want to know where the good guys at ECU are. Maybe if you look in places other then the bars you will find one."
I'm looking as hard as I can. (Continued…)
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