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Pirate Nation
Issue date: 10/21/08 Section: Opinion
Aww, I think it's so sweet when boys push the handicap button to open the door for me.
People, please do not be fooled: OBAMA IS A FERARRI WITHOUT AN ENGINE!
How can you have us all sign up for advising appointments, then "suddenly" get summoned for jury duty and not have the common courtesy to send an e-mail out and let us know.
To the girl I see walking down College Hill very randomly during the week: I wish I were brave enough to talk to you. You are the epitome of beautiful.
To the Jewish girl with the long blonde hair: I'd convert for you.
To the person in Jones Hall that keeps crapping/throwing up on the toilet seat: How can you miss a hole that big? Please stop. I don't want to clean that up just to use the bathroom.
To the guy on the third floor of the library who just tripped over my computer chord and almost busted your butt in front of all of us: I'm sorry, and I tried really hard not to laugh while you were still in sight. I'm here a lot, so watch out next time.
Don't be shy. If you like me, tell me.
Forget McCain and Obama. I should be president.
I'm sorry that I don't have enough balls to play rugby. You see, I actually enjoy running around and catching a Frisbee as opposed to running around half naked grabbing other sweaty men. To each his own, I guess.
ECU has got the Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the week, and she's drop-dead gorgeous!
All you need is love.
I hate you, and I hope you die of your fake testicular cancer.
I've been dating this guy exclusively for almost four months but he won't let me refer to him as my boyfriend.
Is it just me, or are people in the South way too judgmental?
How about I turn my paper in when I feel like it and you just teach me the same bull I've heard over and over. Sound like a plan?
Jenna Jameson is my hero. End of story.
People, please do not be fooled: OBAMA IS A FERARRI WITHOUT AN ENGINE!
How can you have us all sign up for advising appointments, then "suddenly" get summoned for jury duty and not have the common courtesy to send an e-mail out and let us know.
To the girl I see walking down College Hill very randomly during the week: I wish I were brave enough to talk to you. You are the epitome of beautiful.
To the Jewish girl with the long blonde hair: I'd convert for you.
To the person in Jones Hall that keeps crapping/throwing up on the toilet seat: How can you miss a hole that big? Please stop. I don't want to clean that up just to use the bathroom.
To the guy on the third floor of the library who just tripped over my computer chord and almost busted your butt in front of all of us: I'm sorry, and I tried really hard not to laugh while you were still in sight. I'm here a lot, so watch out next time.
Don't be shy. If you like me, tell me.
Forget McCain and Obama. I should be president.
I'm sorry that I don't have enough balls to play rugby. You see, I actually enjoy running around and catching a Frisbee as opposed to running around half naked grabbing other sweaty men. To each his own, I guess.
ECU has got the Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the week, and she's drop-dead gorgeous!
All you need is love.
I hate you, and I hope you die of your fake testicular cancer.
I've been dating this guy exclusively for almost four months but he won't let me refer to him as my boyfriend.
Is it just me, or are people in the South way too judgmental?
How about I turn my paper in when I feel like it and you just teach me the same bull I've heard over and over. Sound like a plan?
Jenna Jameson is my hero. End of story.
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LOL
posted 10/21/08 @ 8:52 AM EST
"I was on the bus and the driver was ready to go. There was a student that tried to make it through the doors before they closed and got his fingers stuck! I know it was an accident, but the driver didn't even say he was sorry!"
Why should the driver apologize for someone else being too stupid to realize that the doors would probably win?
As a bus driver, here's my question: do you folks even own watches, because a large number of you seem unable to tell time. (Continued…)
Brandon Hill
posted 10/21/08 @ 2:26 PM EST
I find to see that the testicular cancer rant in here is EXTREMELY degrading, and want to know WHY in the hell you put this stuff up here. It is sad to know that people have NO idea what they're talking about, and have no sympathy for people like that. (Continued…)
Beka Prince
posted 10/21/08 @ 9:11 PM EST
I really don't think cancer is a joke.
It makes me ill thinking that someone editing this newspaper would have the balls let that in the rant section. (Continued…)
Sarah Swaim
Sarah Swaim
posted 10/21/08 @ 9:30 PM EST
I agree with Brandon and Beka its is absolutely disgusting that this rant was allowed to be in the rant section. Coming from someone who had cancer (Me) it is offensive that someone could even think of someone else lying about such a thing! You are sick. (Continued…)
Rachel Foster
posted 10/22/08 @ 4:31 PM EST
To everyone who regards the Pirate Rants as disgusting and therefore has to comment negatively on all of them:
GROW UP!
Go outside and get a hobby!
Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn Giordano
posted 10/22/08 @ 11:02 PM EST
"To the girl I see walking down College Hill very randomly during the week: I wish I were brave enough to talk to you. You are the epitome of beautiful. (Continued…)
Justin
posted 10/24/08 @ 10:10 AM EST
You people take yourselves and life way too seriously. Relax
justice
posted 10/24/08 @ 4:35 PM EST
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf in raybans. Goldie lox can help. But you gotta have guts to spill the beans before its to late!
Hunter
posted 11/12/08 @ 6:43 PM EST
To the girl named Molly that gave me the huge butterfinger brownie at North Campus Crossing today, I just wanted to say THANKS! That thing is awesome. (Continued…)
Maria Ricard
posted 3/21/09 @ 12:42 PM EST
Nice review! Thanks!
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