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Issue date: 10/16/08 Section: Opinion
I am voting for the most attractive politicians. So, can we please put pictures on the ballot?
Warning: Killer squirrels stalk on campus.
To the girl on the first floor of Fletcher: You might consider closing your window when you get dressed after your shower!
Lets keep supporting ECU football; everyone has a rough stretch every now and then ... LETS GO PIRATES! ARRRGH!
To the guy I hook up with when I'm drunk: I'm starting to like you when I'm sober too, and it scares me.
I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression, but I really just love scandal!
So I was trying to be festive for Halloween and set out two cute pumpkins outside of the apartment, and I wake up to find one kicked in the bushes and the other gone. Who steals pumpkins?!?
Don't piss me off...I have a cold and I will cough and sneeze on you!
Ultimate Frisbee is whack. Grow some balls and play a real sport...like rugby.
To all the students here: When you are walking to class, PLEASE PICK A DIRECTION to walk in because I am tired of zig-zagging around you.
Just wanted to let all my ECU ladies know: Y'all lookin' good--keep it up!
What does lipstick have to do with politics? Silly girls...
The 30 minutes of exercise I do makes me feel like it's OK to eat half a tube of raw cookie dough.
I wish I only had two fat rolls instead of three ... yes, that would be nice.
It's sad that I'm having to base my vote for president on which one is the lesser of two evils. GO OBAMA! ...I think.
To those of you who just see ECU as a party school: Have fun with unemployment!
I will say "paper-thin" however many times I want until you do come over here and do something about it. But I want to warn you that you will be picking your face off one of these PAPER-THIN WALLS!
Why is it that I study from 8 p.m. to 4 a.m. and still fail my midterm?
I'll be glad when the election is over so I won't have to read anymore misinformed political Pirate Rants.
Warning: Killer squirrels stalk on campus.
To the girl on the first floor of Fletcher: You might consider closing your window when you get dressed after your shower!
Lets keep supporting ECU football; everyone has a rough stretch every now and then ... LETS GO PIRATES! ARRRGH!
To the guy I hook up with when I'm drunk: I'm starting to like you when I'm sober too, and it scares me.
I'm sorry if you got the wrong impression, but I really just love scandal!
So I was trying to be festive for Halloween and set out two cute pumpkins outside of the apartment, and I wake up to find one kicked in the bushes and the other gone. Who steals pumpkins?!?
Don't piss me off...I have a cold and I will cough and sneeze on you!
Ultimate Frisbee is whack. Grow some balls and play a real sport...like rugby.
To all the students here: When you are walking to class, PLEASE PICK A DIRECTION to walk in because I am tired of zig-zagging around you.
Just wanted to let all my ECU ladies know: Y'all lookin' good--keep it up!
What does lipstick have to do with politics? Silly girls...
The 30 minutes of exercise I do makes me feel like it's OK to eat half a tube of raw cookie dough.
I wish I only had two fat rolls instead of three ... yes, that would be nice.
It's sad that I'm having to base my vote for president on which one is the lesser of two evils. GO OBAMA! ...I think.
To those of you who just see ECU as a party school: Have fun with unemployment!
I will say "paper-thin" however many times I want until you do come over here and do something about it. But I want to warn you that you will be picking your face off one of these PAPER-THIN WALLS!
Why is it that I study from 8 p.m. to 4 a.m. and still fail my midterm?
I'll be glad when the election is over so I won't have to read anymore misinformed political Pirate Rants.
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Lauren
posted 10/16/08 @ 12:48 PM EST
I will continue to come to class and I will continue talk to whoever I chose! Don't like it? There are other seats, sit in one of them! And if you can't do that, I believe you said there's no attendance policy!
Tweak
posted 10/16/08 @ 2:27 PM EST
Ultimate Frisbee is whack. Grow some balls and play a real sport...like rugby.
Listen, just because we are not into getting man handled by large dudes doesn't make a certain sport more whack than another. (Continued…)
Lindsey
posted 10/17/08 @ 12:03 AM EST
To the sorostitute in my WED pm class. I don't care who you hooked up with last nite!
Shawn Shanley
posted 10/20/08 @ 12:03 AM EST
HUGE win this weekend!!!! Lets keep the support alive for the pirates
Stephanie
posted 10/20/08 @ 10:37 PM EST
How come ECU buses are allowed to run red lights. But the one time I do it, I get a ticket for it?
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