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Issue date: 10/9/08 Section: Opinion
When I get sick, I like to be around lots of people I don't like. That way, next week they'll feel just as horrible.
I'm not afraid of McCain becoming president, but I'm afraid that he might die and Palin would become president. Then we'll all be screwed!
Every time I stay at my boyfriend's house, I feel like it's a competition with his roommate at who is having sex the loudest.
I got my coworker fired...it feels good.
I love October. I've already eaten 5,000 candy corns.
I think Biden has sexy dentures!
To the girl in the third floor cubicle at Joyner on Sunday night: I'm trying to study…Why can't you shut up?!
The only time I hate being a guy is when I really have to pee and my hands are very cold.
MA! THE MEATLOAF!
I never believed the clubs downtown profiled people until it happened to me! BOO to the O.P.!
If that's the high life, puff puff...then I pass!
To the two people arguing in the library Monday night about whether or not the guy added some girl on Facebook: Please shut up, I'm writing a paper. Thanks.
Please stop inviting me to all your Christian events. I don't want to be rude and tell you I'm an atheist.
Can someone explain to me about these girls that wear cross necklaces hanging in their cleavage?
Does your girlfriend know that you're a crazy stalker? And that you still text me when I tell you to stop?
I swear, if I miss another midterm because you got me sick, I will flip out. Next time stay home and don't bring your germs to class!
I think it's sexy when girls come up and hit on me before I hit on them.
If you say 'the walls are paper-thin' one more time, I might beat your face until it is paper-thin.
How do you not know how to make Hamburger Helper? The directions are on the back of the box.
If you hate living here so much and are so unsatisfied, then why don't you just move out? It's like you don't exist anyway, so it isn't like we would notice if you were gone.
I'm not afraid of McCain becoming president, but I'm afraid that he might die and Palin would become president. Then we'll all be screwed!
Every time I stay at my boyfriend's house, I feel like it's a competition with his roommate at who is having sex the loudest.
I got my coworker fired...it feels good.
I love October. I've already eaten 5,000 candy corns.
I think Biden has sexy dentures!
To the girl in the third floor cubicle at Joyner on Sunday night: I'm trying to study…Why can't you shut up?!
The only time I hate being a guy is when I really have to pee and my hands are very cold.
MA! THE MEATLOAF!
I never believed the clubs downtown profiled people until it happened to me! BOO to the O.P.!
If that's the high life, puff puff...then I pass!
To the two people arguing in the library Monday night about whether or not the guy added some girl on Facebook: Please shut up, I'm writing a paper. Thanks.
Please stop inviting me to all your Christian events. I don't want to be rude and tell you I'm an atheist.
Can someone explain to me about these girls that wear cross necklaces hanging in their cleavage?
Does your girlfriend know that you're a crazy stalker? And that you still text me when I tell you to stop?
I swear, if I miss another midterm because you got me sick, I will flip out. Next time stay home and don't bring your germs to class!
I think it's sexy when girls come up and hit on me before I hit on them.
If you say 'the walls are paper-thin' one more time, I might beat your face until it is paper-thin.
How do you not know how to make Hamburger Helper? The directions are on the back of the box.
If you hate living here so much and are so unsatisfied, then why don't you just move out? It's like you don't exist anyway, so it isn't like we would notice if you were gone.
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jimbo327
posted 10/09/08 @ 11:47 AM EST
"I'm not afraid of Obama becoming president, but I'm afraid that he might die and Biden would become president. Then we'll all be screwed!"
we would be condemed to hearing made up stories and gaffs which is Sarah Palin had made just one of the wildly inaccurate statements smugly uttered by Sen. (Continued…)
Sinjun
posted 10/09/08 @ 11:57 AM EST
To all the people that worry about Palin becoming president, who say she's only a heartbeat away from it should McCain be elected.
well History shows people saying the same thing earlier. (Continued…)
Sunny
posted 10/09/08 @ 12:07 PM EST
If I were a guy who was into doing other guys, I would pledge Beta Theta Pi!
umm..
posted 10/09/08 @ 1:29 PM EST
To the person who's annoyed that I talked in the: first of all I sit in the cubicle so others won't be disturbed when I talk. Second I've checked that you can talk in cubicles, so next time you get annoyed you may want to move away. (Continued…)
David
posted 10/09/08 @ 2:22 PM EST
"To the moron that stated Clinton's economic success was because of Bush, Sr. and Reagan: Brush up on your U.S. history. I bet you voted for Bush and I bet you'll vote for McCain. (Continued…)
Krystel
posted 10/09/08 @ 6:50 PM EST
WTF!!!!!! If I see another girl wearing freaking snow boots with either shorts or a frecking skirt I am going to SCREAM!!!!! Are you cold or are you hot?
American
posted 10/09/08 @ 6:59 PM EST
WTF was with Obama's 57 states? Sorry Obama, but I don't think that the 57 pillars of ISLAM have anything to do with America. This man is not fit to run our country. (Continued…)
MEP0513
Marshall
posted 10/09/08 @ 7:41 PM EST
Why does a girl sleep with you, then when you try to talk to or text them they ignore you? I mean seriously I asked to tell me if they wanted me to stop talking to them but no reply. (Continued…)
misslorsta
Miss
posted 10/09/08 @ 8:51 PM EST
Professors want us to pass, but then they give us hard tests, and then they have to give a curve because we're all failing. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
me
posted 10/10/08 @ 8:48 PM EST
.com means it is a commercial site - you'd better bet it is leaning one way or the other
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