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Issue date: 10/7/08 Section: Opinion
To the people that run up to the bus after it pulls away from the stop at the designated time: If the driver refuses to let you on, SUCKS FOR YOU, DOESN'T IT?
Can someone fix the puddle situation we have on campus?
I just love waking up to the sound of garbage trucks backing up every morning... Wow, Greene is just like staying at the Hilton!
Ladies, please don't stop wearing bras or panties.
To the girls who get on my bus from North Campus on Thursday and Friday nights: STOP FLIRTING WITH ME...I'M GAY!!!
I am absolutely disgusted with rude people in Greenville, especially on campus. When you bump into me, you're supposed to say, "excuse me." When I hold the door for you, say, "thank you." Didn't your mamas teach you any manners?
I slept with a Miller delivery guy the other night...It was so bad I can't even look at or drink Miller products anymore without laughing!
Dear Kappa Delta girl, I slept with your ex last night. It was pretty funny listening to him tell me all your embarrassing secrets!
I hope everyone knows that Bush isn't the problem and changing presidents isn't going to fix things...the problem is that America has too many greedy people…fix that!
To the girl wearing the super skimpy tiny dress last night, thank you for not bending over or squatting down.
OK, I'm 5'7" and you're 6'1", but girl we can make it work.
I didn't come to ECU for you... so stop acting like I'm a psycho ex-girlfriend!
To the guy at Chick-fil-A: Thank you for using your Pirate bucks for my meal. THANK YOU!
It's not called sloppy seconds when you couldn't get with him first.
This girl freaked out on me because she was removed from my top friends. How FUNNY is that?
To the girl in my class who continues to tell the professor how "powerful" and "profound" his ideas are: Stop sucking up. IT WON'T AFFECT YOUR GRADE WEIRDO!
Sometimes my cat gets so annoying that I imagine punting him across the room...
Can someone fix the puddle situation we have on campus?
I just love waking up to the sound of garbage trucks backing up every morning... Wow, Greene is just like staying at the Hilton!
Ladies, please don't stop wearing bras or panties.
To the girls who get on my bus from North Campus on Thursday and Friday nights: STOP FLIRTING WITH ME...I'M GAY!!!
I am absolutely disgusted with rude people in Greenville, especially on campus. When you bump into me, you're supposed to say, "excuse me." When I hold the door for you, say, "thank you." Didn't your mamas teach you any manners?
I slept with a Miller delivery guy the other night...It was so bad I can't even look at or drink Miller products anymore without laughing!
Dear Kappa Delta girl, I slept with your ex last night. It was pretty funny listening to him tell me all your embarrassing secrets!
I hope everyone knows that Bush isn't the problem and changing presidents isn't going to fix things...the problem is that America has too many greedy people…fix that!
To the girl wearing the super skimpy tiny dress last night, thank you for not bending over or squatting down.
OK, I'm 5'7" and you're 6'1", but girl we can make it work.
I didn't come to ECU for you... so stop acting like I'm a psycho ex-girlfriend!
To the guy at Chick-fil-A: Thank you for using your Pirate bucks for my meal. THANK YOU!
It's not called sloppy seconds when you couldn't get with him first.
This girl freaked out on me because she was removed from my top friends. How FUNNY is that?
To the girl in my class who continues to tell the professor how "powerful" and "profound" his ideas are: Stop sucking up. IT WON'T AFFECT YOUR GRADE WEIRDO!
Sometimes my cat gets so annoying that I imagine punting him across the room...
Viewing Comments 1 - 7 of 12
David
posted 10/07/08 @ 11:42 AM EST
Did you know that 1 in 12 do not know that the Bird is the word?
Ash
posted 10/07/08 @ 1:34 PM EST
Why are so many girls writing smug Pirate Rants about fooling around with some guy who degrades his ex to them. This is not an endearing characteristic and it does not make you better than the girl he was with before. (Continued…)
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Lindsey
posted 10/07/08 @ 2:03 PM EST
To my cousin: You have graduated FINALLY... so why are you still on campus stalking me? Go get a job or spend time with your felon boyfriend!
Nadia
posted 10/08/08 @ 12:02 AM EST
To the Egyptian Hater: Maybe if people on this campus were not so ignorant about other cultures then I wouldn't have to brag about how proud I am of being an open minded, well educated, multi-cultural, beautiful GOD. (Continued…)
Hmm
posted 10/08/08 @ 1:01 PM EST
"To the person who feels bad about the drivers in front of Bate, pedestrians HAVE the right away and we are actually going to class, not driving to Starbucks. (Continued…)
Sheesh
posted 10/08/08 @ 1:11 PM EST
Is it even possible to be any more passive/aggressive?
To all of you nimrods saying things on here to people that you're too afraid to say to their faces - it's pointless. (Continued…)
Tyler
posted 10/08/08 @ 3:36 PM EST
Well it just seems the pedestrians are stupid. Would you rather wait 2 second for a car to go by or hold them up 30 seconds for you to cross and possibly get hit? Lets see last time I checked a car beats pedestrian every time. (Continued…)
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