Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The East Carolinian
Issue date: 9/30/08 Section: Opinion
Yes I shot you, it was me.
The company that makes all the food on campus makes food for prisons. No wonder the food is sooooo good.
Mark my words, it is impossible to get someone on campus to make your Subway sandwich the way you want it.
Just because a guy is 25, does NOT necessarily make him a man.
Advice: Wear something besides a short blue dress.
Your only friends are your two roommates.
If you wear a hat with a flat brim and you still have the sticker on it, then what can I say, I guess that makes you cooler than me.
My sorority sister's boyfriend is only dating her for her parent's money and the power her parents have in Greenville. How sad is that?
Two supervisors at the student patrol unit just got fired for making a private Facebook group. Should that be allowed?
I thought that designated bus stops meant they always stop at those stops ... apparently the Curry Court bus drivers don't understand that.
I wonder if the football players enjoy me honking at them while they are practicing, as much as I do!
A sad feeling comes over me when I get to the end of the Pirate Rants. ...
I'm trying desperately to avoid talking about politics, which makes this election paper due in English all the more annoying.
Clement girls: You need to take your clothes out of the dryer. My friend and I will steal your bra. We've done it before.
Reading Pirate Rants is better than reading PostSecrets.
I don't know you that well, so I surely don't want to know about your brother and his powder. We work together! Don't you have common sense?
My dog ate some wild mushrooms in the backyard and was tripping balls all day. Poor pup.
I loathe the student bus drivers. Is it so hard to show up for your job? If I have to get off of a bus one more time because it doesn't have a designated bus driver, I will probably punch one in the face.
To the annoying girl on the North Campus bus who always complains about her roommates: Please, SHUT UP.
The company that makes all the food on campus makes food for prisons. No wonder the food is sooooo good.
Mark my words, it is impossible to get someone on campus to make your Subway sandwich the way you want it.
Just because a guy is 25, does NOT necessarily make him a man.
Advice: Wear something besides a short blue dress.
Your only friends are your two roommates.
If you wear a hat with a flat brim and you still have the sticker on it, then what can I say, I guess that makes you cooler than me.
My sorority sister's boyfriend is only dating her for her parent's money and the power her parents have in Greenville. How sad is that?
Two supervisors at the student patrol unit just got fired for making a private Facebook group. Should that be allowed?
I thought that designated bus stops meant they always stop at those stops ... apparently the Curry Court bus drivers don't understand that.
I wonder if the football players enjoy me honking at them while they are practicing, as much as I do!
A sad feeling comes over me when I get to the end of the Pirate Rants. ...
I'm trying desperately to avoid talking about politics, which makes this election paper due in English all the more annoying.
Clement girls: You need to take your clothes out of the dryer. My friend and I will steal your bra. We've done it before.
Reading Pirate Rants is better than reading PostSecrets.
I don't know you that well, so I surely don't want to know about your brother and his powder. We work together! Don't you have common sense?
My dog ate some wild mushrooms in the backyard and was tripping balls all day. Poor pup.
I loathe the student bus drivers. Is it so hard to show up for your job? If I have to get off of a bus one more time because it doesn't have a designated bus driver, I will probably punch one in the face.
To the annoying girl on the North Campus bus who always complains about her roommates: Please, SHUT UP.
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 17
Rin
posted 9/29/08 @ 10:34 PM EST
My roommate's and my days are NOT complete unless we see Greg in the morning on WITN!!!
I totally agree with you!!!
Bob Dillion
posted 9/30/08 @ 12:14 AM EST
To the girl that always wears the blue dress on college hill, no one and i mean no one wants to see your cellulite.
jimbo327
posted 9/30/08 @ 8:54 AM EST
""For those students who say, "I'm a Republican because everyone can't be on welfare," FINANCIAL AID is a form of welfare, you morons!""
Only if you don't intend to pay back your loans, that would constitute welfare. (Continued…)
Shakiyia Suggs
posted 9/30/08 @ 9:40 AM EST
To all the people who have a problem with buses and the drivers here's a quick solution... WALK!
Justin
posted 9/30/08 @ 10:18 AM EST
For those students who say, "I'm a Republican because everyone can't be on welfare," FINANCIAL AID is a form of welfare, you morons!
Except for the simple fact that you have to pay it back dumbass. (Continued…)
Tina
posted 9/30/08 @ 12:56 PM EST
To you: who wears the bracelet
Cut it off!
We are no longer friends!
jimbo327
posted 9/30/08 @ 2:00 PM EST
"except you get it from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! not a private bank. ya done, son. "
i wish i could get it from the Federal Government, that would be a Pell Grant, Sonny
Billy Bob
posted 9/30/08 @ 3:15 PM EST
WE LIKE TO PARTY! WE LIKE TO PARTY!! WE LIKE TO PARTY!!!
questlove
posted 9/30/08 @ 3:42 PM EST
yes i'm an* individual that receives a Pell Grant. I apologize for trying to better myself coming from two deceased parents and having a gramps to claim me. (Continued…)
David
posted 10/01/08 @ 12:31 AM EST
"I thought that designated bus stops meant they always stop at those stops ... apparently the Curry Court bus drivers don't understand that."
Just so all future passengers know, the stop at Stratford Arms (the stop in question), while being a designated stop, is not a required stop unless someone on the bus pulls the stop request cord or unless there is a passenger waiting at the bus stop. (Continued…)
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