Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 9/25/08 Section: Opinion
It always amazes me how you can completely spill your heart to someone and get absolutely nothing in return.
A&P practicals are absolutely, positively ridiculous!
Just ask me out already, dang!
I'm mentally done with studying. My brain can't handle it anymore.
You think that "putting everything on the table" would lessen the tension? HA.
Dear Maintenance, the clown in the clock is dusty. Please clean it. Love, the students that were there on Saturday night. P.S. The sound is broken.
So you tell me now that you haven't wanted to be my friend since April... thanks a lot for signing up to live with me in the same suite. This will be a GREAT year.
The world has never and will never revolve around you. Ever.
Dear love of my life, sometimes I am just not in the mood for dry-humping.
The people closest to me just proved that I have no real friends.
PLEASE stop making the "tsk" sound every time you begin to speak. It's driving me CRAZY.
So, my roommates and I became local celebrities over the course of two days. I was on the news and my roommates were on the front page of TEC last week. Touch us...we're famous.
One of my residents likes to Facebook message my girlfriend and creep her out, as well as the rest of my entire dorm. Sorry girls.
I keep telling everybody that you're not creepy and just socially awkward, but if you write one more rant about me or my girlfriend, I will tell everybody the truth: That you are one creepy, greasy person to hang out with.
Maybe if you'd stop worrying about your RA and his freshman girlfriend, you'd have a girlfriend of your own... I'm just sayin'.
Fired because of Facebook? Now THAT'S a new one.
I still love being a Pirate.
I hate taking it slow.
Perhaps we should have EMS on standby at the football game Saturday to save the football team in case they choke again.
If you can do better without school. . . go live in a van down by the river, and do whatever.
A&P practicals are absolutely, positively ridiculous!
Just ask me out already, dang!
I'm mentally done with studying. My brain can't handle it anymore.
You think that "putting everything on the table" would lessen the tension? HA.
Dear Maintenance, the clown in the clock is dusty. Please clean it. Love, the students that were there on Saturday night. P.S. The sound is broken.
So you tell me now that you haven't wanted to be my friend since April... thanks a lot for signing up to live with me in the same suite. This will be a GREAT year.
The world has never and will never revolve around you. Ever.
Dear love of my life, sometimes I am just not in the mood for dry-humping.
The people closest to me just proved that I have no real friends.
PLEASE stop making the "tsk" sound every time you begin to speak. It's driving me CRAZY.
So, my roommates and I became local celebrities over the course of two days. I was on the news and my roommates were on the front page of TEC last week. Touch us...we're famous.
One of my residents likes to Facebook message my girlfriend and creep her out, as well as the rest of my entire dorm. Sorry girls.
I keep telling everybody that you're not creepy and just socially awkward, but if you write one more rant about me or my girlfriend, I will tell everybody the truth: That you are one creepy, greasy person to hang out with.
Maybe if you'd stop worrying about your RA and his freshman girlfriend, you'd have a girlfriend of your own... I'm just sayin'.
Fired because of Facebook? Now THAT'S a new one.
I still love being a Pirate.
I hate taking it slow.
Perhaps we should have EMS on standby at the football game Saturday to save the football team in case they choke again.
If you can do better without school. . . go live in a van down by the river, and do whatever.
Viewing Comments 1 - 10 of 24
Da Resident
posted 9/24/08 @ 11:28 PM EST
me and my RA has called a truce
Anonymous
posted 9/25/08 @ 5:45 PM EST
Sometimes, when I breathe, I hear voices in my head.
Big Man
posted 9/25/08 @ 5:45 PM EST
Who ever made the comment about the BSU, you need to get a life because BSU is one of the most exciting organizations on campus...and yes, I am a proud member! Suggestions go further than rants. (Continued…)
J.B
posted 9/25/08 @ 9:26 PM EST
Carl Winslow is GAY!
Queen
posted 9/26/08 @ 9:00 AM EST
I really feel there is one person responsible for me remaining in my classes and she stopped at nothing until I got the funds I needed this year... SHERELL HARRIS is the BEST FINANCIAL AID COUNSELOR EVER!!!
Ashley Higgins
posted 9/26/08 @ 9:38 AM EST
Much is made of McCain's age. Has anyone brought up the fact that Obama smokes and both of his parents died at an early age. Plus Biden has had 2 brain aneurysms which could have killed him. (Continued…)
Wasted Money
posted 9/26/08 @ 4:59 PM EST
ahhh man...my car just got towed :(
Anonymous
posted 9/26/08 @ 11:35 PM EST
Obama is ignorant about people of the real world. Just by the way.
T.C.
posted 9/27/08 @ 12:14 AM EST
I am also a member of the BSU, aka Black Student Union, and I did not find the pirate rant necessary but it was true. BSU is just not the same as it used to be. (Continued…)
McCain Sucks
posted 9/27/08 @ 3:45 PM EST
If I remember correctly McCain was the one that did not even mention the middle class in an entire debate. So who doesn't care about people of the real world?
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