Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 9/23/08 Section: Opinion
To the people upstairs: I can hear you DOING IT every morning! Please be quieter, or do it somewhere else!
If I get another possession of alcohol ticket, my mom is going to make me drop out of school. Get off me ALE!
To the bus driver who listens to country: Thank you! You make my day! Even when they play Hank, Jr. and everyone complains, you still let it play! You make me smile!
Stop trying to run me over with your skateboard!
I think ECU lost the Hawaii Bowl trophy. I tried looking for it in the Murphy Center and the Pirate Club office, and everyone I asked doesn't know where it is.
Just a reality check: Shouldn't we vote for a president who will be the best for the job regardless of how old they are, what their sex is, or what there skin color is?
Just like the morning after pill, you were Plan B. That's nothing to be proud of.
Dear pirates: Did you know you can walk from main campus to Minges? Be green-- it only takes a little bit longer and you get some extra exercise!
According to Bear Grylls the only true way to drink pee, is out of snakeskin.
If real life is like The Office, I can't wait to graduate.
I will forever run around barefooted! Hooray for tetanus infected, sewage covered feet!
I hooked up with a girl from a Christian organization…
Homework Manager = Lazy Professor.
To the girl in the white pants in front of Dowdy: I hope that was a Reese's cup you sat on.
Here's a hint: If your house smells like eggs and you've never eaten them, clean up!
My friend bought this new perfume and I don't know how to tell her she smells like a dill pickle.
I want to be Beau's Buddy!
I thought we hit it off...or was that just the alcohol?
I do crosswords in pen. That's right, ladies, pen.
To the girl that sits beside me in class: Three words...silent, but deadly.
I just overheard someone on the phone asking if '0' was a whole number. How did he get into college??
If I get another possession of alcohol ticket, my mom is going to make me drop out of school. Get off me ALE!
To the bus driver who listens to country: Thank you! You make my day! Even when they play Hank, Jr. and everyone complains, you still let it play! You make me smile!
Stop trying to run me over with your skateboard!
I think ECU lost the Hawaii Bowl trophy. I tried looking for it in the Murphy Center and the Pirate Club office, and everyone I asked doesn't know where it is.
Just a reality check: Shouldn't we vote for a president who will be the best for the job regardless of how old they are, what their sex is, or what there skin color is?
Just like the morning after pill, you were Plan B. That's nothing to be proud of.
Dear pirates: Did you know you can walk from main campus to Minges? Be green-- it only takes a little bit longer and you get some extra exercise!
According to Bear Grylls the only true way to drink pee, is out of snakeskin.
If real life is like The Office, I can't wait to graduate.
I will forever run around barefooted! Hooray for tetanus infected, sewage covered feet!
I hooked up with a girl from a Christian organization…
Homework Manager = Lazy Professor.
To the girl in the white pants in front of Dowdy: I hope that was a Reese's cup you sat on.
Here's a hint: If your house smells like eggs and you've never eaten them, clean up!
My friend bought this new perfume and I don't know how to tell her she smells like a dill pickle.
I want to be Beau's Buddy!
I thought we hit it off...or was that just the alcohol?
I do crosswords in pen. That's right, ladies, pen.
To the girl that sits beside me in class: Three words...silent, but deadly.
I just overheard someone on the phone asking if '0' was a whole number. How did he get into college??
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Sarah
posted 9/23/08 @ 8:13 PM EST
The only reason anyone reads the TEC is to read the rants and the did you know section.
Sammi
posted 9/23/08 @ 9:24 PM EST
"If I get another possession of alcohol ticket, my mom is going to make me drop out of school. Get off me ALE!"
Maybe you should stop drinking UNDERAGE!
katie
posted 9/23/08 @ 11:24 PM EST
To the person who commented on the Uggs: just because it is not winter does NOT mean our feet aren't cold.
Sinjun
posted 9/24/08 @ 3:53 PM EST
i'll never understand all the complaints about uggs it's their feet and if they like it and it's comfertable to them... then who cares if they wear them even in the summer. (Continued…)
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