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Issue date: 9/17/08 Section: Opinion
NUMBER 90 YOU SURE ARE CHOCOLATEY!
Sarah Palin is like the new "It" girl, huh?
Tina Fey is a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin is.
Are there any girls out there looking for something short-term, sloppy and regrettable?
Anyone else wanting a cold-snap?
I hooked up with my roommate's mom. Sorry, dude.
I like to imagine girls who wear over sized sunglasses as insects. It helps me get through the day.
Why am I paying a stupid student health fee if I can't get an appointment three days straight? Seriously, there HAS to be a better way.
To the hot guy who stood up to the Pirate's Cove bus driver Tuesday: You're my hero! You SO should have punched her in the face! I hope you didn't get in trouble!
ECU was cooler in the 70s because now we have global warming.
Dear women--please don't wear bras.
So, instead of the correction making the front page, we get a news brief?
Just because I'm southern doesn't mean I'm racist, so thank you for YOUR ignorant comment!
I slept with my best friend as her boyfriend slept with my roommate and she never knew.
Hey ladies, say something and don't just stare, its creepy.
The N.C. State Football team is afraid of squirrels.
What is up with all the guys wearing black shoes and black socks going all the way up their legs? When did soccer socks become attractive again?
I really want to punch you in the face. Be glad I'm the one with self-control.
I miss Sudoku being in TEC! Bring it back!
I wish I were fatter so people wouldn't sit next to me on the bus.
The Raleigh newspaper had a story about N.C. State students selling their game tickets to ECU students and about how many ECU fans would be there. I hope we overwhelm them with our attendance this weekend! Go Pirates! Beat the Pack!
The ad in the Classifieds section about "mystery shoppers" is whack! All they do is rip you off and make you believe you are able to get a job.
Sarah Palin is like the new "It" girl, huh?
Tina Fey is a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin is.
Are there any girls out there looking for something short-term, sloppy and regrettable?
Anyone else wanting a cold-snap?
I hooked up with my roommate's mom. Sorry, dude.
I like to imagine girls who wear over sized sunglasses as insects. It helps me get through the day.
Why am I paying a stupid student health fee if I can't get an appointment three days straight? Seriously, there HAS to be a better way.
To the hot guy who stood up to the Pirate's Cove bus driver Tuesday: You're my hero! You SO should have punched her in the face! I hope you didn't get in trouble!
ECU was cooler in the 70s because now we have global warming.
Dear women--please don't wear bras.
So, instead of the correction making the front page, we get a news brief?
Just because I'm southern doesn't mean I'm racist, so thank you for YOUR ignorant comment!
I slept with my best friend as her boyfriend slept with my roommate and she never knew.
Hey ladies, say something and don't just stare, its creepy.
The N.C. State Football team is afraid of squirrels.
What is up with all the guys wearing black shoes and black socks going all the way up their legs? When did soccer socks become attractive again?
I really want to punch you in the face. Be glad I'm the one with self-control.
I miss Sudoku being in TEC! Bring it back!
I wish I were fatter so people wouldn't sit next to me on the bus.
The Raleigh newspaper had a story about N.C. State students selling their game tickets to ECU students and about how many ECU fans would be there. I hope we overwhelm them with our attendance this weekend! Go Pirates! Beat the Pack!
The ad in the Classifieds section about "mystery shoppers" is whack! All they do is rip you off and make you believe you are able to get a job.
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studentHS
posted 9/18/08 @ 11:56 AM EST
I think that the Financial Aid department has infected the SHS...they've become so unorganized.
DJ
posted 9/18/08 @ 2:30 PM EST
"To the hot guy who stood up to the Pirate's Cove bus driver Tuesday: You're my hero! You SO should have punched her in the face! I hope you didn't get in trouble! "
I ride that bus, and I have to promise you that if he had hit her, or any other girl for that matter, I'd have stomped him to death right where he stood. (Continued…)
Alyson Bastinelli
posted 9/20/08 @ 1:32 PM EST
"I overslept on Saturday morning and woke up to a bunch of screams. I jumped up out of bed, knowing we must had just scored our first touchdown against State. (Continued…)
Sauce
posted 9/21/08 @ 12:17 PM EST
To the bus driver that loves point to the sky and blare gospel music...thank you for my Thursday morning Sermon.
Pumpkin
posted 9/21/08 @ 11:06 PM EST
To the girls that go to the gym just to wear skimpy outfits and five pounds of makeup to look cute and do absolutely NOTHING but stand around and sit on the machinery to waste other peoples workout time, do everyone a favor and STAY HOME!! You're NOT cute!!!
KV
posted 9/22/08 @ 2:26 PM EST
to the girl who left the library bathroom without washing her hands: do you think any of us wants to touch anything YOU touched after you wiped yourself???!! wash up lady. (Continued…)
matt johnson
posted 9/29/08 @ 8:54 PM EST
DJ YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT
STOMP ME IF YOU CAN, BET YOU AND ANY GIRL YOU PICK COULDNT EVEN STOMP ME TO BRUISES.
YOU ARE PATHETIC
I AM SERIOUS
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