Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 9/16/08 Section: Opinion
What's louder than a frat boy at a party? A frat boy on the third floor of Joyner.
Guess what? We are all uncomfortable on the bus when it is over crowded but by all means please keep complaining loudly because you are the ONLY one inconvenienced!
What the heck happened on Sept. 11, 2003?
To the person who picked up #13's helmet at the WVU game it would be very kind of you to please return it to the athletic office...Thanks!
Who else thinks that the announcer should have added that rushing the field would cause us to be fined? We just wanted to celebrate with our team, not cause the school to lose money. This is getting ridiculous NCAA!
If Elizabeth Bennet was real, I'd marry her in a HOT MINUTE!
ECU was so much cooler in the 70s.
Hello, Debutante, you are an out-of-touch elitist and no one cares about the terpsichorean club.
To the young men who walk around campus with their hand holding their crotch, please stop it. If you have rash down there, go to Student Health and get it taken care of it. You think that you look so cool, but you don't. Are you afraid it is going to fall off?
Obama and McCain are not that different. Obama has the highest possible assassination rate, and McCain is showing signs of Alzheimers. We shouldn't be voting for the president, we should be voting for the vice president. Biden or Palin?
So I just found out that Sarah Palin's church ran some gay conversion conference to "pray away the gay." Hmmm. Palin, I actively dislike you now.
Any haters who don't have anybody to hate on please feel free to hate on me: Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is!
To the girl in my nursing classes--you annoy and disrupt us SO much by coming in super late with your full course meals from Blimpie's and then proceeding to ask a million questions or making comments. No one cares that you think you were an M.D. in your past life!
To the first guy who got tackled and arrested at the WVU game while the rest of your friends kept running past you...sucks to be you. I would stop worrying about the officer and start looking for better friends
Guess what? We are all uncomfortable on the bus when it is over crowded but by all means please keep complaining loudly because you are the ONLY one inconvenienced!
What the heck happened on Sept. 11, 2003?
To the person who picked up #13's helmet at the WVU game it would be very kind of you to please return it to the athletic office...Thanks!
Who else thinks that the announcer should have added that rushing the field would cause us to be fined? We just wanted to celebrate with our team, not cause the school to lose money. This is getting ridiculous NCAA!
If Elizabeth Bennet was real, I'd marry her in a HOT MINUTE!
ECU was so much cooler in the 70s.
Hello, Debutante, you are an out-of-touch elitist and no one cares about the terpsichorean club.
To the young men who walk around campus with their hand holding their crotch, please stop it. If you have rash down there, go to Student Health and get it taken care of it. You think that you look so cool, but you don't. Are you afraid it is going to fall off?
Obama and McCain are not that different. Obama has the highest possible assassination rate, and McCain is showing signs of Alzheimers. We shouldn't be voting for the president, we should be voting for the vice president. Biden or Palin?
So I just found out that Sarah Palin's church ran some gay conversion conference to "pray away the gay." Hmmm. Palin, I actively dislike you now.
Any haters who don't have anybody to hate on please feel free to hate on me: Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is!
To the girl in my nursing classes--you annoy and disrupt us SO much by coming in super late with your full course meals from Blimpie's and then proceeding to ask a million questions or making comments. No one cares that you think you were an M.D. in your past life!
To the first guy who got tackled and arrested at the WVU game while the rest of your friends kept running past you...sucks to be you. I would stop worrying about the officer and start looking for better friends
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Rin
posted 9/16/08 @ 9:08 AM EST
I'll tell you what happened on sept 11, 2003... they remembered sept 11, 2001.
EB
posted 9/16/08 @ 5:17 PM EST
I'll be your Elizabeth Bennett if you be my Mr. Darcy. =)
Hmm
posted 9/16/08 @ 9:13 PM EST
"Biden or Palin? "
Caribou Barbie?? No thanks ...
lawrence
posted 9/17/08 @ 8:25 AM EST
i posted like 20 rants and not one got in whats up with that?
Jessica
posted 9/17/08 @ 12:57 PM EST
To the guy driving the P. Cove bus this afternoon: the bus is not a sports car and probably should not be driven like one...
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