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Issue date: 9/11/08 Section: Opinion
So, how does it feel to be the "other woman"? Stop playin ya self and get your own man trick!
If loving Star Wars makes me a nerd then I'm going to be a nerd until the day I die, baby.
I agree with one of the secrets from the secret speaker article. My Star Wars girlfriend is bangin'.
I think that if I had a time machine, I would introduce Elvis to some Simple Plan albums before recording his first record. Afterwards I would say, "These are the horrible children of your life's work." Until technology prevails, I can merely hate and loathe the animal screams that are of the band Simple Plan.
Middle Class for BARACK OBAMA! Rich people, get ready to pay them TAXES!!!
McDonald's didn't even hire me...
I do have a health problem…it's called: I'm HUGE.
Maybe if you don't want to get slammed, you shouldn't storm the field. Put yourself on the other side of the law...for once.
I guess those cops feel like real men now, beating up on unarmed students.
Dear Friend: You got a dog so your cat has to stay with friends who don't want it and now you're talking about giving away the cat. You never play with your dog, only complain about it bothering you while you're playing your videogame. You're being very selfish and you never should have any animals. Ever.
Just because you throw game winning touchdowns and all of Greenville loves you, doesn't mean I still do...please leave me alone.
To the religious yellers: Thank you so much for spreading God's love. I hope that one day, I too can share the love of Jesus and call people harlots. It's reassuring to know that EVERYONE here is going to hell. At least we'll have friends!
So let me get this straight. Because someone in Financial Aid messed up, I go from getting a $300 refund check to owing the school $620. Is there a way to fire HR and Financial Aid? HR for hiring these people and Financial Aid for being incompetent?
I have yet to figure out why so many people at ECU end up cheating. Is it really so hard to just break up with someone before you plunge yourself waist-high into the next?
If loving Star Wars makes me a nerd then I'm going to be a nerd until the day I die, baby.
I agree with one of the secrets from the secret speaker article. My Star Wars girlfriend is bangin'.
I think that if I had a time machine, I would introduce Elvis to some Simple Plan albums before recording his first record. Afterwards I would say, "These are the horrible children of your life's work." Until technology prevails, I can merely hate and loathe the animal screams that are of the band Simple Plan.
Middle Class for BARACK OBAMA! Rich people, get ready to pay them TAXES!!!
McDonald's didn't even hire me...
I do have a health problem…it's called: I'm HUGE.
Maybe if you don't want to get slammed, you shouldn't storm the field. Put yourself on the other side of the law...for once.
I guess those cops feel like real men now, beating up on unarmed students.
Dear Friend: You got a dog so your cat has to stay with friends who don't want it and now you're talking about giving away the cat. You never play with your dog, only complain about it bothering you while you're playing your videogame. You're being very selfish and you never should have any animals. Ever.
Just because you throw game winning touchdowns and all of Greenville loves you, doesn't mean I still do...please leave me alone.
To the religious yellers: Thank you so much for spreading God's love. I hope that one day, I too can share the love of Jesus and call people harlots. It's reassuring to know that EVERYONE here is going to hell. At least we'll have friends!
So let me get this straight. Because someone in Financial Aid messed up, I go from getting a $300 refund check to owing the school $620. Is there a way to fire HR and Financial Aid? HR for hiring these people and Financial Aid for being incompetent?
I have yet to figure out why so many people at ECU end up cheating. Is it really so hard to just break up with someone before you plunge yourself waist-high into the next?
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Tasha
posted 9/11/08 @ 10:00 AM EST
Why do I have to be a traitor if I am a black McCain/Palin supporter?
Ms. Briggs' Storytelling Class
posted 9/11/08 @ 4:00 PM EST
The last time we checked, 9/11 occured in 2001, not 2003 as your headline would indicate. In a week where we are spotlighted on CNN for police brutality, will we also be spotlighted for stupidity? If you need some extra help in proof reading or basic math, please feel free to contact us. (Continued…)
Sinjun
posted 9/11/08 @ 5:48 PM EST
If my knee wasn't so messed up i would gladly give up my seat for any of the women on the bus >.> however i tend to have a problem balancing so standing up on the bus isn't the best idea i've come close to falling quite a few times when i couldn't get a seat in the handicapped seats :(
Sarah
posted 9/11/08 @ 6:23 PM EST
I would like to know why I am called a sinner and told I am going to hell all because I was going to a football game. I guess thats me and about 43,000 other people going to hell. (Continued…)
Susie Q
posted 9/11/08 @ 11:45 PM EST
Please note: Don't judge all Christians based on those religious yellers. They are extremists and the rest of us won't judge you like that. Most Christians are considerate people who aren't going to yell at you. (Continued…)
jimbo327
posted 9/12/08 @ 9:03 AM EST
"If John McCain is elected I'm moving to France." Why don't people who make these type of comments actually do what they promise?
NOBAMA
posted 9/12/08 @ 9:34 AM EST
If Obama is elected, we're screwed.
ecucaniac
posted 9/12/08 @ 10:16 AM EST
To the rant:
"If Obama were white, I wonder what people would think of him then..."
This a very interesting statement......I also wonder if he would still be considered as the Messiah who can save us all while walking on water. (Continued…)
Lee
posted 9/12/08 @ 2:45 PM EST
I was just wondering if anyone could explain to me what the fall of the Twin Towers at the WTC has to do with the death toll of the Iraq war. The top two candidates for the Presidency of the United States put their political motives on the back burner for one day to honor those who lost so much on September 11, 2001 (7years), it looks as though a college newspaper could do the same. (Continued…)
LOL
posted 9/13/08 @ 5:56 AM EST
"So let me get this straight. Because someone in Financial Aid messed up, I go from getting a $300 refund check to owing the school $620. Is there a way to fire HR and Financial Aid? HR for hiring these people and Financial Aid for being incompetent?"
They messed up when they gave you the refund in the first place, so it sounds like they're at least somewhat competent. (Continued…)
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