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Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 7/30/08 Section: Opinion
This internship/real world thing is hard. I'm ready to come back to school!
Is anyone else ticked that our first home game of the season is being played in Charlotte? There's nothing like paying $50 and driving 5 hours just to tailgate and support the Pirates at a "home" game.
Is it bad that I walk into class whenever I feel like it, but I run to get the paper every Wednesday just so I can read Pirate Rants?
I'm tired of my feet slowly sliding out from under me when I'm standing in front of a urinal. Guys, if your aim is that bad, cut it off and go to the ladies' room.
Just because I am in a ninja suit doesn't mean that I'm causing trouble. Your attempts to catch me are pathetic.
Isn't it just a LITTLE nuts how we have to pay $72 for a C2 parking sticker, which only allows you to park three miles away from school, wait in the elements for the bus to come (that is, if there's enough room for you), and drop you off at one of only two places on campus? IT'S CRAP IF YOU ASK ME!
To Mulder and Scully: I'm going to see your new movie. Is it bad that I thought about both of you when I saw the preview?
Three spoiled milks in two weeks? Thanks, Wright!
I am SICK AND TIRED of liberal, left-wing news and media outlets always giving the misconstrued side of the news. Is it possible to give us the news, straight-forward, without having a political agenda?
Since the school colors are purple and gold, don't you think it would be a great idea to pave the sidewalks with gold? Just a suggestion...
I need a random make-out so bad it's scary.
Am I hot enough to look at, smile at and flirt with, but not hot enough to ask out?
My best friend makes me sick to my stomach.
Please stop handing me Obama crap. I am voting for McCain, and there's nothing you can do to change that.
I used to respect my father-in-law. Now I think he's a clown.
Sooner or later, we all pay for our sins.
Only time will sober a driver. Coffee and cold showers will only make a wide-awake drunk.
Is anyone else ticked that our first home game of the season is being played in Charlotte? There's nothing like paying $50 and driving 5 hours just to tailgate and support the Pirates at a "home" game.
Is it bad that I walk into class whenever I feel like it, but I run to get the paper every Wednesday just so I can read Pirate Rants?
I'm tired of my feet slowly sliding out from under me when I'm standing in front of a urinal. Guys, if your aim is that bad, cut it off and go to the ladies' room.
Just because I am in a ninja suit doesn't mean that I'm causing trouble. Your attempts to catch me are pathetic.
Isn't it just a LITTLE nuts how we have to pay $72 for a C2 parking sticker, which only allows you to park three miles away from school, wait in the elements for the bus to come (that is, if there's enough room for you), and drop you off at one of only two places on campus? IT'S CRAP IF YOU ASK ME!
To Mulder and Scully: I'm going to see your new movie. Is it bad that I thought about both of you when I saw the preview?
Three spoiled milks in two weeks? Thanks, Wright!
I am SICK AND TIRED of liberal, left-wing news and media outlets always giving the misconstrued side of the news. Is it possible to give us the news, straight-forward, without having a political agenda?
Since the school colors are purple and gold, don't you think it would be a great idea to pave the sidewalks with gold? Just a suggestion...
I need a random make-out so bad it's scary.
Am I hot enough to look at, smile at and flirt with, but not hot enough to ask out?
My best friend makes me sick to my stomach.
Please stop handing me Obama crap. I am voting for McCain, and there's nothing you can do to change that.
I used to respect my father-in-law. Now I think he's a clown.
Sooner or later, we all pay for our sins.
Only time will sober a driver. Coffee and cold showers will only make a wide-awake drunk.
Viewing Comments 1 - 5 of 12
Robert Pett
posted 7/30/08 @ 10:01 AM EST
The "liberal" media could take lessons on how to misconstrue the news from Faux News!!!
Jennie
posted 7/30/08 @ 10:30 AM EST
Barbie is so skinny because she was made by a grandmother who thought her granddaughter so too fat. She created Barbie to show her how a "real" woman should look
kind of sick huh
Ryan
posted 7/30/08 @ 1:50 PM EST
We need more rants about the Fin. Aid office...
Ash
posted 7/30/08 @ 9:52 PM EST
This is awesome! 23 of this week's Rants are mine! 23!!! 19 in a row are mine! Is that some kind of record?
marshall
posted 8/01/08 @ 10:35 AM EST
Wow, you're voting for McCain and there is nothing anyone can do to change that? It's great to see you make an informed choice and include dialogue as a part of your politics. (Continued…)
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